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Post by xolta on Sept 3, 2015 4:06:19 GMT
lucha gear soild 1: Sons of wibble  Xolta: Lucha Jack its good to hear form you. Have you herd of Konmai? Lucha Jack:No But it sounds tasty. Xolta: They used to make some thing caller arcade games. What ever that is. Entel says they moved on to some thing more speical... A pachinko gear! A new kinda tank machine with wings, they plan to flood the arms market with them. Lucha Jack: That dosent sound like it would fly at all. But time to rip and tearrr. ~Later~  Lucha Jack: So you must Be Dr.Goldfoot So the rumors are ture you are a total bikini machine. How about i show you my soild snake? Dr.Goldfoot: How about I shove you in this box so hard you die form lack of air? Now look here we got a world to save and no time to fool around. This will be a stealth mission so try to keep the body count low. Lucha Jack: IF I kill every one then there no one around to notice me. Now isnt there? Dr.Goldfoot: Just get in the box!  ~Suprise~  Lucha Jack: Tell me were froumla.. I mean pachinko gear is? Psycho yeti: You like castlevania dont you?  Lucha jack: How did you know! Psycho yeti: I read your memory..card!  ~FIght~  ~wham~ Looks like I am going to plug my fist up your second contoler port!  ~ dead~  Six shooter ingauna: Time to die jack! ~jack.. Jack..JACKkkkk! do do do dodo do~ To be counitued in Lucha gear soild 2: Peace wibbler |
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Post by xolta on Dec 8, 2015 23:49:54 GMT
Planet Kaiju  Sycthmantis: Lucha jack We are sick of all your shit. You ruined my weeding with that banana stripper feasico and have been found gulity of over 1 thousand murders. Before we send you to space have any words to say.  Lucha: I am not just going to kill you..no thats to good for the likes of you, I will wipe you and yours from the face of history. Every thin you have ever accomplished ever sturled for will not be renumber you will be a shit stain on history just as you are in life. I will make you hurt and nothing will stop me.  Sycthmantis: Good bye lucha jack its been real! BLAST Off!  Luuch Jack: I will do what you did to the random broad on bogleechhh! ~many hours of wrom hole base space travle latter~  Lucha Jack: thank you gods of comic book seimnce becasue there no way i should have sruived all that shit.  Nightmare Alien: what is it? Gothicserpent: I can tell you one thing its not a kaiju thats for sure.  Lucha Jack: were the fuck am i? Now tell me you half baked excuses for dinosaurs.  Gothicserpent: Planet colossal kaiju combat Lucha Jack: More like Coleslaw kaijew cumbait.. But eough tlak take me to your froumla I have a reavange to plan. Bambu: Whats a froumla?  Lucha Jack: Noooooooooo! will lucha jack get off ckc find out if xolta feels like making a another one of these. Sorry i had to use the wibble cam for this. Also this might be the last lucha jack in a while so sorry,, but i want to move on to other porjects. Was going to write some thing else but lol feel into the lucha zone. |
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Post by xolta on Feb 8, 2016 3:14:59 GMT
lucha jack on kaiju planet part 2  lucha jack: I had a dream that i was in aplace with no frumla it was hell! help me satan you own me you gut guzzling monkey shit. Satan: I wish i could but i am a figment of your imagination. Lucha jack: I will figment you with my fist!  ~blamp~  Bambu: and I said boatss Jokra: I know a good joke..kora when i hear it. Nightmare alien: Sighhh.. Lucha Jack: Now thats done time to take on any chuckle fucks this planet has. Hey you piss drinking slug baby..  Bambu:ME? Lucha Jack: Yes you your the first contestant on the lucha jack is right! Now come on down or will be forced to smack you you like a drunk wife beater. I will do to you what Ben Carson dose to sanity on a daily basis. Bambu: I dont know you you are stranger.. so no.  ~Dale with it~  Lucha jack: That will teach you.  Bambu: So guys I am off to help this stranger I just met to met the all might Matt. Nightmare alien: This is about bugs inst it. I told you back alley tutralna deals would get us in toruble. ~Mean while on bogleech~  Sliver mask: have you seen my bro? Scythemantis: Oh I shoot him into space.  Sliver mask: You did what? to be continued will lucha jack find out who matt is and get of kaiju planet? How will sliver mask get in space? find out next time |
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Post by xolta on Apr 14, 2016 2:58:24 GMT
kaiju planet finally  Lucha jack: So were is this matt or frank or what ever your dick piker leader is called. I hope he has fromula or it least a copy of some thing funny like your mom magazine.  Bambu: Right there!  Lucha jack: YOU!! ~mean while on bogleech~  Sliver mask: Guys come quick scythe just blasted lucha jack to space! We gotta help him.  Loserdore: Why hes an awfully friend? Ultrahwak: He spat in me and tormeta's weeding cake. Sliver mask: So he shits in my birthday cake every year. Loserdore: Plus were kinda bussy fighting enemigo here.  Xolta: I will help! with this mecha i found. Sliver mask: That is my helicopter robo! How did you get it? Xolta: had to think of a way to end this comic some how. ~back to kaiju planet~  Lucha jack: REverche!!! Why you no good son of a taco whore! I am going to do you what sytche did to the random froum nuke it from sapce with my cock! Reverche: Thats what you get for beging a cis mwhite male! Now bogleech is a safe space. Lucha jack: Oh fuck you! Look i am a monster i will admit it but even people like me need safe spaces. My only moral is bash the skulls of evil shits. Now die  Lucha jack: Now is the winter of my boot up your ass  Lucha jack: this will teach you to make your husband send me to space!  ~crash~  Bambu: Ding dong the parasites dead!  Lucha Jack: well i wasnt plaing on killing her so fast! Xolta little bro how did you get here? Xolta: lazy wirting.  Lucha jack: :L ~later that day~  Lucha jack: Oh no look out for that moon! SLiver mask: That is the moon bro were home. And so luch jack and the gang return to bogleech  Chupacabra: Lucha jack you wanna hang out with me and spork?  Lucha Jack: sure.. The end. |
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Post by xolta on May 4, 2016 16:29:11 GMT
Here comes a new challenger!    I shall name Him Wolf-man McGurk |
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Post by xolta on Jun 22, 2016 23:42:49 GMT
 Cosbydaf: Do do do doing surveys for penny's. For toys and stuff!  ~months later~ Cosbydaf: At last my golden fredy robot has arrived. Thanks Ken Fisher dark lord of surveys. No lets boot this up.  Golden Fredy: There is no pizza in the void father! No nothing; only pain. Pain pizza! Reeee..  Lucha jack: My bullshit secens are tingeingly for some reason. Some one needs my help...Why do i care? Assclowns should not make toruble unless they want me to stick a boot up there shoot and call them king fucktrad the thrid.  Lucha jack: Lucha robot lets go to find the soruce of this bull shit; so i can slove it like i did with my alimony payment. With blunt force trama to the skull.  Lucha jack: Golden Freddy we meat for the frist and last time. Eat shit and die shit eater. i am going to creepy your pasta with my fist. Golden fredy: I bet you cant even jack off right! Now pian pizza time. reee  Lucha jack: Die gilden fredman!  ~bear hugging noises~  Lucha jack: Looks like i have the right to bear arms.  Golden freddy: Hahaha Pain so much pain. You think you delivered death in 30 mintuies or less well your worng. TRANSFROM into...  The ICON OF SIN To be contuined |
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Post by xolta on Oct 17, 2016 19:27:10 GMT
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Oct 19, 2016 2:00:40 GMT
it's comforting to me that even when the rest of this forum is dead lucha jack still lives, and endures
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Post by xolta on Sept 6, 2018 21:36:40 GMT
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Post by xolta on Sept 9, 2018 18:51:56 GMT
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Post by xolta on Sept 16, 2018 22:24:26 GMT
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Post by xolta on Oct 2, 2018 19:23:13 GMT
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Post by cosbydaf on Jul 31, 2022 17:37:42 GMT
Here comes a new challenger! I shall name Him Wolf-man McGurk Whatever happened to this figure? |
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Post by xolta11 on Aug 2, 2022 1:36:27 GMT
I think its in my closet.
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Post by cosbydaf on Mar 20, 2024 3:59:28 GMT
What a crazy journey it's been with Lucha Jack! Hopefully many more years to come!
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