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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 28, 2014 0:08:11 GMT
Recycling
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Post by xolta on Apr 30, 2014 0:05:30 GMT
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Post by xolta on May 8, 2014 0:44:57 GMT
lucha jack in wibble finger Mr. Handsome: Lucha jack I have it a mission form the persident of the uinted states. Lucha Jack: Tell Mr. O lama I am out of the spy game. Not scene the war. Mr. Handsome: We will give you a million dallors. Lucha Jack: Why didnt you say so before fart mucher. Mr. Handsome: Your mission is to find wibble the cirmal master mind wibble finger and stop him. Lucha Jack: Stop him form what? Puting navy gravy every were? Mr. Handsome: From fucking your mom.. hes been sell old soviet samples of small pox. You have to stop him. ~Later at wibble fingers hide out~ Lucha Jack: Die! ~thawck~ Lucha Jack: I like my minions brains splattered not stirred. Minion 1: cough cough Lucha Jack: Your still alive, I am getting sloppier then a drunk ruissan nanny after rib night. So Tell Were wibble finger is and I might let you live long enough to die you purple pasty. Minion 1: That made no secen! Also never! Lucha Jack: This is from my fist with love die you octopussy! ~splat~ Lucha Jack:I guess that fucking monogo wont be dyeing twice. Welp I guess I should do the right thing and take a dump on hsi body.. Oh a map. Your purple fart jacking ass is mine wibble finger. Lucha Jack: Uncle Sam says I got to bring you alive but fuck it! Now show your mirco cock havng ass wibble finger before I make you into a banajo. Lucha Jack: Xolta... But why? Xolta: So I could get you to do more web comics. Lucha Jack: You know your going to jail. ~Luagh track!~ The end
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Post by xolta on Jun 1, 2014 23:13:45 GMT
Lucha jack age of excretion. Teepasta: Lucha Jack we the porud dinosaur community are sick of your rhetoric against us. Sto now Or we will be forced inot action. Lucha Jack: Look first of I dont speak bullshit and secound I dont care about your community collage or what ever. Lucha Jack: Theres a reason why dinosuars should age of extinction. Now I dont want to be late for my date with Lucha Jane so lets hurry this up. also if you of you messes up my date night boots I will murder your soul. Lucha Jack: That must have T-Wrecked your jaw. Now were are the others hiding maybe at the bay..Oh wait there infront of me. Lucha Jack: MMmmm kinda shocked xolta didnt cut this fight short for some boring hero no one gives a donkey dick about. Molt: Tase liek your mom. Dolt: Wes haz tghe same mum you dumby. Molt: Mmmm okay Lucha Jack:Well that was easy. Time to loot there corse and go on that date. Dolt: Ohh shit son nooth soz ftas Bofher lets summon kibble train Molt: no Dolt: Fin I willz do it. Kiblle train! ~Kibble~ Lucha Jack: Well that porblem solved its slef. To date night The end
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 2, 2014 10:47:49 GMT
Ahhh I missed the lucha jack comics
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Post by xolta on Jun 4, 2014 23:12:39 GMT
Lucha Jack: Weres the froumla? Dont like to me or else I will make you a x man. By killing you. Wolverine: And what If I do this bub.. ~poses uncontrollably~ Lucha jack: You know what fuck this shit. No amount of formula in the wrold is worth this. I am going home. ~later at lucha jacks house~ Lucha Jack: Jannne I am borde. Lucha Jane: Werent you spost to be finding froumla today. Lucha Jack: I nwas but now im borde. Lucha Jane: Why not play the lucha jack rpg? You can use my snes. Lucha Jack: Thanks babe. Lucha jack rpg coming soon This comic is no way in realted to the polt or advents of the lucha ajck rpg pealse dont sue. The end
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Post by xolta on Jun 7, 2014 16:14:09 GMT
Lucha jack spin cycle Lucha Jack: Well back to the hsow. Everyone tonight we have a man and i use that trem lightly when it applies to this pinkio libcontard Swamp monstermen Well Freedoom hating coomie to the no spin zone. Swamp monstermen: Well if this was the no spin zone then why are you seting me up like that? Lucha Jack: Why did you mom set you up with that ulgy face? Lucha Jack: Is it ture you think it wrong for stop owners to use there religcorn rights to not severe dinosaurs? Swamp monstermen: Yes and why would any sane person think other wise. I mean did you do to a ivy leguae school, Its like you want to be dumb. Can you even prove what your saying about dinosaurs in your book "santos hates dinosuars?" Lucha Jack: Can you popover were not brains in vats? No then I win, now eat my dick you sicko.I didn't fight your freedoms in nam for this filth. Swamp monstermen: Arent you going to cut my mike? To afirad the unwaashed masses will know i am smarter then you. Lucha Jack: No I am going to cut your face off dickweeasle! ~outrageous lucha action~ Lucha Jack: I am going to shove that ivroy tower you sit on up your ass! But right now a message for the people of holy shit the dollar is loosing value please buy gold dot com. ~after the add brake~ Lucha Jack: Well now that I have busted is phill. I hope you enjoy th show. Next time I will have mor peole that diarge with me. Meaning there worng. mmmmm all poltics is like werestling vote Sexual Tyrannosaurus 2016 vote Ventura. Toghter we will strangle hold the national debut and hay maker the Putin. the end. *xolta the make of this comic would like to remind you at this point in time he has no vested interest in the candites for the 2016 presidential election thank you and have a nice day. Bonus milo action!
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 7, 2014 19:13:18 GMT
I love the satire in this one.
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Post by xolta on Jun 9, 2014 1:04:57 GMT
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Post by xolta on Jun 14, 2014 1:21:47 GMT
Lucha jack's holy Shit its be 4 years special! but first a small message for xolta Ted: Hello folks. Wow Four years its been four years of this inanity. I cant say I saw this coming. I want to thank you all. For all the fan art, support, input, and love this little comics gotten. I cant say for sure what the future holds for this series. But man this makes me teary eyed for all the love my dumb ass things got. This isnt going to a "traditional" Issue of lucha jack but what goes into making one I hope you enjoy and I will give you my best or try so here it is making of lucha jack. MAKING OF Jack First I usually write down an idea and basic plot outline in my note boot. Lucha Jack: What up wibbleroni and chesse? Finally ending your sad life. Xolta: No..I am writing down the ideas for the next iusse. Lucha Jack: I swear if you put me in a dress this issue I will grape your ape. Now if you need me I will be in my trailer. Next comes writing. This is usually the stage when things get scraped. Lucha Jack: I wish xolta would put food in my mouth rather then is dumb words. Oh well I get free housing out of this deal at least. Then comes getting the cast assembled. Some time i may rewrite all story to fit in more cast members/I hate the idea. Lucha Jack: Some ass smebledy require. Then comes shoot lucha jack with the lastest in potato cam tech. Also the figures at this stage. Lucha Jack: Xolta you should feel bad for this visual gag. Then comes editing I couldnt think of any funny so here is some pandering Lucha Jack: Were is... Whats my line again? Yeti: I went to Julliard only to play seecond fiddled to this ape. Lucha Jane: I wasnt even in the first iusse cosbydaf carted me you hack. Dr. Xolta: Reboots okay Lucha Jack: Fukc reebots. I am going to stick a reboot in your ass. Then comes the fineal stage uploading and photo editing. Some times scrpit changes will happen at the last minute. Lucha Jack: I like to say thanks for reading but thats out of cheater so heres to four more years of formula huting everone. THANKS FOR ALL THE AWESOME. thank you so much The end Happy 4th birthday!
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Post by outhouseinferno on Jun 14, 2014 9:19:28 GMT
Congratulations x15
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Post by Pyro-Gibberish on Jun 14, 2014 15:32:58 GMT
Happy birthday Lucha Jack
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Post by xolta on Jun 21, 2014 7:25:48 GMT
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Post by xolta on Jul 27, 2014 2:34:52 GMT
Lucha Jack: Get back funky cat or I will pet you so hard that your litter box will turn prurple. ~ring~ Lucha Jack: Don everone is calling me, quick to the lucha mobile! ~one bus ride latter~ Lucha Jack: How is Everone? Don Everone: Good, I will cut to the chase. There is some out of town friends of mine. Wrestlers like youse and they want you to take a fall at the next macth. Theres alot at stake. Lucha Jack: How about I make you take a fall off this cliff! Don Everone: Lucha Jack before you turn my brians into patas sauce, I have to tell you these mooks kidnapped my sons. If you dont take a dive they will kill them. Lucha Jack: You and I have be friends for a while so dont worry I will find a way to win and save your sons! ~later at the macth~ Black Hole Power: Hey honkey you cant win against me, The man with the groovy quantum head lock, the bother for the sun mother, the dude with the inescapable slam. Black Hole Power! Lucha Jack: Shut up and lets fight all ready. I pissed, I am going to find away to win and save everones sons. ~cue motral combat theme~ Black Hole Power: Ha cracker you can keep me down. Clown Copter: Oh look this match is taged team with a clown. Will Lucha Jack find a way to win this match and save everones sons? Find out next time. To be continued
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Post by xolta on Sept 9, 2014 21:56:22 GMT
So while palying paper mario i noticed some thing strange in the patterns of the rocks near dry dry desert. Is it me or do the rocks in the background look like lucha jacks face? Did nintendo perdict lucha jack 9 years before its ceartion? Will lucha ajack be in smash?
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