Lucha jack

[Pyro-Gibberish]

[xolta]

My new camera came in all of its hd perttyness. I like to thanks the potato cam for all of its years of nobel severvice.

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Lucha jack in formula part 1



N.W.E Comander: In order to make a world with out war there must force. I shall be that force. But in order for that to happen.
We need one thing ... the froumla. With it i can bring peace thourght conquest. Now go sludge and find me this man they call lucha jack.



N.W.E Comander: Remeber my comrads peace thourght force, peacce thorught me.

~latter at lucha jacks dome.~



Lucha Jack: Welp i'm brode guess i should go fight some thing. Maybe beat up that guy that sold me the bad hot dog.
My life has become to routine...



~Crash~

Sludge: Tell me were the froumla is?



Lucha Jack: One what the fuck are you? Two why should i tell a frat loving monkey nut like you any thing.
You just broke my window, I am going to shove my boot so far up your ass you will foot prints in your poop.



Sludge: I was ordered to find you and the fromula. Now come with me or die.

Lucha Jack: How about this I do to you what Jim lee dose to comics to you. After that, i dont know maybe get some pudding
or some thing.



~transfroms~



Lucha Jack: Didnt any one tell you its illgal to tranfrom in this controy. Let me transfrom you into shit.. Wiat to late
you allready are.

Will lucha jack be able to beat sludge find out in part 2

to be contuied

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part 2



Sludge: Were is the froumla?

Lucha Jack: Some one must have take there vitmen stupid today. I dont know cork angler!

Sludge: You know.

Lucha Jack: Looks like i am going to have to beat some secen into you.



~Wham~



Lucha Jack: Looks like I am goin to werslte the turth out of you.



~kerbast~





Lucha Jack: You know what today was kind boring untill you showed up, porably should thank you...With my fist!

Sludge: If i cant win this fight then i will take you with me! Count down to slef descurt in 10. 9. 8. 7. 6.

Lucha Jack: Fuck this shit! To the lucha public transit.



~boom~

~later at Dr. Tormenta's house.~



Lucha Jack: mmm thank goodness for desu ex.

Loserdore: Oh boy lucha jacks here sigh.. Doc the dumb ass with the speech porblem is here to see you.



Dr. Torementa: Hello there what brings you here.

Lucha Jack: Look I hate asking for help like some wellfare queen but i need you fart muchers help.

Dr. Torementa: With what?

Lucha Jack: Fromula!

~Mean while some were~



N.W.E comander: Johnny your the bet solider I have, its a shame I have to use you so early but i need you to bring me
back lucha jack.


Will Tormenta help lucha jack? Who is this Johnny? Find out next time.

To be continued.

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part 3



Loserdore: Why should we help you, the last time that happened I woke up in Zimbabwe with a messing kendie and hyper aids.

Lucha Jack: If you help me then I will make you! With my fists!



~mortal combat music~

Loserdore: Tell Jane to come over some time i will show her what a real man can do.



Lucha Jack: Do you expct debit cards or woud you like your moms ass to write a check for what you siad!

Dr.Tormenta: Gentlemen please enough rough housing. I just cleaned the floors and dont want blood all over them.
besides Loserdore you do owe lucha jack 20 bucks.

Loserdore: Fine. We will help. But were will we find the froumla?



Dr.Tormenta: We will use...BONZI BUDDY!



Bonzibuddy: Hello Dr. Dick. Would you like to search the web together. I am your search buddy after all.

Dr.Tormenta: Bonzi do you know were the froumla is?



Bonzibuddy: Did you say buy pets dot com stock?...

Lucha Jack: Well this is fucking usefull, why dont we just use a fucking pocket wach and gum you tit heads.



Bonzibuddy: One macht for fromula...Xolta?

~Mean while~



Johnny: I heard you know how to find a man called lucha jack?

Yeti: Grooo

What dose xolta know aout the froumla? Will Johnny and the Yeti find lucha jack?
Find out next time!

To be continued

[xolta]

part 4



Xolta's house some were in Missouri



Lucha Jack:Look all i am saying is dose the invisible man have invisible poops...were here.
Were is the froumla?

Loserdore: What no hello, no how are you. No wonder you have few pals.

Lucha Jack: Well you chuckle fucks are my pals so whats that say about you.



Xolta: You know you guys just barged in my house like you owned it.



Lucha Jack: Look I hate saying sorry thats for Frenchys and sports stars that have ill fitting glovves.
But were here on buissnes so...



~crash~

Lucha jack: I am going out on a limb and say you are the person were after.

Johny: So your the man they call lucha jack!

Xolta: Have any of you herd of nocking.

Yeti: Gowwwrl

~stand off music~



Lucha Jack: You!

Johny: Get the green one, I will get lucha jack.



The fight rages on next time!

To be contuined

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part 5



Lucha Jack: Let me guess your the boss of these numb nuts.

N.W.E. Commander: Yes now with the help of the froumla i will bring piece to this world of suffering.

Lucha Jack: Alot assholes say that like hilter or mit romeny or hilter romeny. Also we don you were it is so how about you fuck a pumpkin.

N.W.E. Commander: Lier! They know were it is.



Xolta: mmm i found some in my basement recently...sorry

Lucha Jack: Remind me to turn you into beef noodle shit latter.



~slam~



Lucha Jack: I will twist your tity yeti!



Loserdore: Time for a crippling puch!..

~miss~



Johnny: You are all ready dead.

Lucha Jack: More like... make my bed



~swing~

Lucha Jack: Fuck I am surounded time to open a saving acount on ass kicking because i am bring home the bacon.



N.W.E. Commander: Not so fast i have your friends at gun point! No hand over the fromula!


Will lucha jack give into the conmaders demands find out next time

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part 6



Loserdore: Hurry lucha jack and hand this guy the froumla!

Lucha Jack: nah I am just going to kill this guy, that usaly sovels my porbelms like taxes and unwanted bastard children.

Lucha Jack: Taste chain saw!



~Swish~

~BOOOBS~



Lucha Jack: So your a women then?

N.W.E commander: Dose this mean your not going to kill me now?

Lucha Jack: You wish i am going to slap your beef gravy just as hard becasue i can. Now die...



Xolta: I am sorry lucha jack but I have to save the others!

Lucha Jack: You dumb ass you doomed us all!



N.W.E commander: BEhold My Uiltmate Power!

~Transfroms~



N.W.E commander: SUPER MEGA ZOMBIE!!



Lucha Jack: Yep the bacon is fucked now. Way to go you dumb ass potato bug! Well Here goes nothing!



Lucha Jack:mmm attack on tits end.


Will lucha jack be able to beat the N.W.E commander in her super mega zombie from find out in the shocking fineal!

to be contuined

[xolta]

Went to traget today and found these little dofuses.

[cosbydaf]

The 6 Xoltapostles!

[Spuvsy]

LIVE
DIE
REPEAT

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fineal



SUPER MEGA ZOMBIE: Your lucha is not powerfull eough to beat me!

Lucha Jack: Well your ulgy shit face is powerfully ugly



Lucha Jack: Merry Fistmas here comes santa puch with a sack full of pain



~mmm~



Lucha Jack: Well my punches are about as usefull as voting in Russia. Welp Time to die you skeleton muck pimple!



~many hours of fighting latter~

Loserdore: Good job hero now were all going to die.

Lucha Jack: Well at least I tired to do some thing.

Loserdore: Your mom tired to do some thing last night and fialed!

Lucha Jack: Hey.. you know i dont have a mom!

SUPER MEGA ZOMBIE: time to die.



xolta: sorry guys if only some one could help us now



I am a real american, I am a real amaerican.
I have sex like an american. I rig latian american politics like an
americannnnnnn!

Down form his throne in Valhalla comes hollywood hulk hogan!



Hulk Hogan: So I herd the crys of theys little hulks here? Well dont you have any thing to say?

SUPER MEGA ZOMBIE: you think you can beat me old man?



Hulk Hogan: These 22 inch pythons may be old but they got enough pure american mussel to put you down,
whatch doing to do when hulkmania comes for you?



~Sllam~

~eating vegies~




Lucha Jack: Thanks for saving the world hulk mister.

Hulk Hogan: Tell xolta he has one wish left. Setep into a slim jim and rember i will alsways be right here.

Lucha Jack: in your hearts?


Hulk Hogan: No in the clasic family comdey mr. nanny now on bule ray.

And so hulk hogan saved the day he returned to vallhalla to eat, slumber and rest untill he was needed again

The end.

[cosbydaf]

hogans

[xolta]

Lucha jack Christmas special 2014



On the first day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
shit and nothinggg



On the second day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

Lucha jack: To adventure socne.



On the third day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

Xolta: one of us one of usss

Lucha jack: get your hands off me you dmaned drity apess



On the fourth day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
four championship beltsss
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

Lucha Jack: mmm now up can be a square enix hero.




On the fifth day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
Five snes gamesss
four championship beltsss
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

Lucha Jack: my snes throne will look soo cool next to this pink fylod picture.



On the six day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
six feet up a bad guys ass
Five snes gamesss
four championship beltsss
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

Lucha jack: this is for making zony cancle part blop 2

kim jung un: my nation did nothing. now get off me american pig dog




On the 7th day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
7 weres the fromulas
six feet up a bad guys ass
Five snes gamesss
four championship beltsss
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

Lucha Jack: mmm I am going to be borker then a enron investor after this



On the 8th day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
8 super mega zombies
7 weres the fromulas
six feet up a bad guys ass
Five snes gamesss
four championship beltsss
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

Lucha Jack: Can some one explain to me what kwanza is?



On the 9th day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
9 gravy men
8 super mega zombies
7 weres the fromulas
six feet up a bad guys ass
Five snes gamesss
four championship beltsss
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg

lucha jack: serousily whats kwanza?



On the 10th day of Christmas lucha jack gave to me..
10 boxes of lucha jack ceral
9 gravy men
8 super mega zombies
7 weres the fromulas
six feet up a bad guys ass
Five snes gamesss
four championship beltsss
three xoltas
two dinobots
and shit and nothinggg



Lucha jack: I ran out of money at this point in this song so dont be a greedy potato bug.
Or i will do to you what Gavrilo Princip did to Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Kill the shit out of you and
your monkey licking family. MErry christmas yuo fukcks.

[Spuvsy]

Jacks head is held on by tape hahahah