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Post by xolta on Jan 21, 2015 3:05:06 GMT
 Xolta: Lucha jack and wibble to the extrem! Lucha jack: How about I peper spary you with my fists!  Xolta: I made you and I can unmake you! Lucha jack: you cant even make funny comics Xolta: Go xolta clones!  ~Cues helicopter music~ Lucha jack:Here is a spin on things that will lift your arms off your body. ~slams helicopter~  Xolta: nooooo! Save me gravey men.  Lucha jack: oh damnit not these ass clowns.  Lucha jack: Well there all ready in the trash this make it easy for me to clean up.   Dinosaur: rwwgh Lucha jack: Everone get falowered because i threw a dinosuar at you monkeys.  Lucha jack: I am going to rip you in part like mit romeny did to k bee toys. Rip and tearrrr!  Xolta: Mmmmm sorry and that is how lucha jack more creative control in his comics the end |
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Post by xolta on Feb 24, 2015 0:27:35 GMT
Spin zone 2  Lucha Jack: Wellcome freedom lovers to a other patroic episode of the spin zone.  Lucha Jack:Today I have notated pinko and isis suporter Gyoas. Gyaos: What?  Lucha Jack: Isnt ture you have destoryed thousands of bulidings Mr.Hippie. Gyoas: No and its gyoas.  Lucha Jack: More Like liberal scum. So Tell me why arent you out in the battle filed dieing in what ever over seas boondoggle america is in now. Is it because you hate freedom Gyoas. OR should I say kaiju jung un! Gyoas: The better question is why arent you?  Lucha Jack: THIS IS THE BATTLE FEILD! Now die!  Spin zone is borught to you buy the military industrisal complex and viewers like you. The end |
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Post by xolta on Feb 27, 2015 23:00:53 GMT
 Lucha Jack: Enemigo! What is he up to...  Robot: Sir this is the back stage for the battle of the bands you need a band to enter. ~later that day~  Lucha Jack: Look all I know is that enemigo is up to his usaly brand of jack assery at some battle of the bands. It will become a massacre if i dont fist his ape shiting bun hole to death. Spivsy: Lucha jack you know a battle of the bands isnt a actual battle right? Its were a bunch of musical bands play music.. We should from a band! We could play alterant neo fusion jazz nazi southern ass punk music. Lucha Jack: I will play your moms ass like a drum if you ever say that again! Were playing galm metal. Now lets go find some dumb asses stupid eough to play with us. Shouldnt be to hard. ~Latter~  Scone: ME scone am goo pick for band lucha jack: What can you do?   sonic: Everone cant join you right now hes possed by the ghost of Desi Arnaz. Everone: Ohhh they call me cuban pete..hey bobaley were we going. Lucha Jack: Hell now get your ass in the van  Sliver mask: Why should i join this band! Lucha Jack: Beacuse if you dont I will do to you want the united furit company did to the goverment of Hondruas. Now get in the van. ~latter~  Lucha jack:Enemigo! Enemigo: Lucha jack! Lucha jack:Enemigo! Enemigo: Lucha jack!  Lucha jack: Ehough tlak have at you!   ~Musical battle!~  Lucha Jack: You are worse then yoko ono! ~slam~  And that kids is why Lucha jack cant legally from a band any more. the end. |
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Post by xolta on Mar 1, 2015 22:38:48 GMT
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Post by xolta on Mar 11, 2015 4:02:49 GMT
I got borde and decied to make a fake add page that i like to think would apre if lucha jack was a print comic.  |
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Post by xolta on Mar 11, 2015 18:21:22 GMT
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Post by xolta on Mar 28, 2015 23:13:34 GMT
 Army Guy: Lucha jack the goverment of bogleech wants you. Lucha Jack: Well tell them to fuck off becasue I pay them chuckle fucks taxes. Army guy: No you dont, thats why I am here to make you.. teach lucha at the comunity center. Lucha Jack: Will I it least get paid you dog fucker.  Army guy: yes in furit stripes gum Lucha Jack: yipes stripes fuirt stripes gum ~Latter~  Lucha Jack: Hello My name is Lucha jack and I will be teaching you pig licking soical rejects how to fight. My coruse will be hard. Hard like waking up on christmas moring to find your parnets blew there brains out with a shotgun.  Lucha Jack: Now interduce you selves.  Rust belt avanger: I am the rust belt avanger! I deiced to become a wrestler after my twons ecomeny fell apatt after all the jobs went to china. I will kill all 1.2 billion ugly redss  Count Slamula: I am Count Salmula the werstling vampire!  King Duck: I am King Duck and I was raised buy duckss in the jungles of Canda! Here to kick ass and then appolgize for it.  MR.?: Blgrhghgrh '__0  Red Bonja: I Am the mighty Red bonja to cursh punny males and take them back to be slaves in my kingdom is my only goal.  Bob: Hi I am bob.  Lucha Jack: Okay lets start.  Lucha Jack: Now for your first and only test, Fight me! To be conutined: Will lucha jack be able to shape uo these mis fits or will they fail find out next time. |
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Post by xolta on Mar 31, 2015 21:06:52 GMT
 Bob: No way we can beat him. Hes the legendary Lucha jack. Its suicide. Like going to southern missouri only you keep your soul. Rust belt avenger: Maybe if we all went at him at once. Like Repbulicans on an tax cut for the rich. Count Slamula: Step aside commoners. Fortune favors the bold! Lucha Jack: All right fuck face come at me with all you got.  Count Slamula: Get ready pesant for my Transylvania titty twister.  ~Twact~ Lucha Jack: Looks Like i vaned your hellsing, next victim.  Count Slamula: Haha motral you think thats all it will take to make me quit.. Lucha Jack: I have 90 pounds of gralic and sliver with your name on it. Count Slamula: I think i hear my wife caling bye. Mr.?: Blrgrbhghghg  ~Dead~  ~Camera zooms in~  Rust belt avenger: MADE IN CHINA..MADE in chinaaaa Dieeee!  ~slam~ The battle rages on next time. Will the rust belt avanger beat lucha jack what about the others tune in next time. to be conuinted. |
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Post by xolta on Apr 17, 2015 22:22:10 GMT
 Rust belt avanger: I will kill you commie sucm! Lucha Jack: All right now were tlaking!  ~whumck~  ~sound effct~  King Duck: Sorry for but as they say in the jungel kick them while there down. I summon the most power of all Canadian animals! The Yeti. Lucha Jack: Groovy.. Now You kids are geting it. Here I thought you were a coupple of walking abortions. Welp I am still going to make your insides purple with my boots. Lucha Jack: Now i am going to teach you the ture meaning of fuck and shit.   ~thunk~  ~THAM~  King Duck: We did it we pined lucha jack!  Lucha Jack: Congrats you two pass the test the rest of failed. Failed like me trying to open child saftey caps while high on gule. I will see you all in summer school. ~mean while~  Unknow: Forged for the herat of a dieing star and bathed in the blood of dragons.. I give your new unholy weapon master.  Enemigo: And this is magic chainsaw I will fineal kill lucha jack..But first I will kill you.. The end for now!! The Count down to the chain saw wars begins. |
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Post by xolta on May 18, 2015 2:37:25 GMT
Some were in the zebus system.  Metal Mickey: hoho! Me and my brother hear got our asses handed to us by that man called lucha jack! By Walt disneys nazi ghost we want him dead. Dead as our terdational animation after princesses and the frog. Got it.   ~LAtter~ Lucha Jack: Ah finealy a day with out any bull shit, just me and some porn mags. Now to shake it untill it blue like a screaming baby yeti.  Lucha Jack: Hey you ass mc thurd cheese cant you read this is my law now get off it before i shove my hand up your ass and use it as a tuba.  ~Blast~  Lucha Jack: Why in the of santos are you shooting at me? I am not an unarmed black teen. Now You just had to ruin my day like the rest of this shit ball of a planet. Welp say good bye to your eyes because i am going to skull fuck you.  Lucha jack: Die  ~miss~  Lucha Jack: Who gave you permission to suck at shooting.  Lucha Jack: wibble...looks like its i mexicant beat you. Time to play dirty. ~knee caps~  ~Lucha oh fuck~  Lucha Jack: look what you did to my eevry thing.. ~dead~  The end |
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Post by xolta on Jun 13, 2015 16:41:07 GMT
Lucha jack vaction dairy day one  Lucha jack: Dear dairy xolta decied to take me on his family vaction the little potato grimling draged me from bum fuck missorui, were going to forlida were god just dosnet give a fuck and wlat disney is king. Going to sleep in a car suck a bag of flmaing donkey dicks and i hope one day i can leran to fly. Also I wish i could puch alambama to death but i tired and failed. I am just as bad as the chukle fucks back home.  Lucha jack: So in the end i wibble my rage towards the world and all the ass suckers in it with cheap snack food and hoping death will be merifull and take me before this excretes in shit fucking that is alamba. Porably take more pictures of my slef when we reach the waste land that is forilda. your turly Lucha Lack esq |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 13, 2015 17:21:40 GMT
I love how Lucha Jack slams his face into that bag of Doritos.
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Post by xolta on Jun 14, 2015 22:30:46 GMT
Day 2  Lucha jack: went to the ripleys musuem pics at xoltas face book or what ever soical meduim shit the dumb ass kids use. Tumblr.. oh no its not mmm tumblr kin osppered.  Lucha Jack: ITs like the new a potato man hild like xolta would come there and also take pitcures. |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 14, 2015 23:08:16 GMT
ZOLTAR!!!!
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Post by xolta on Jul 20, 2015 3:32:48 GMT
 Lucha Jack: Fucking jack ass poop peddler. Who parks using two spots, why do this? This is why i hate shoping trips. Fuck it i am going to trash this asholes ride.  ~Thug LYfe muisc plays~  Lucha Jack: mmm my gud dead is done for the day  Sonic: Oh shit you killed yoshi i am going to tell Lucha Jack: not if i kill you too  Sonic: You are slow like a speical ed kid.  Lucha Jack: I am going to brake you worse chirs chan and sonic boom combined. Sonic: Dude words hurt.  ~Porduct placment~  Lucha Jack My boot up your ass hurts.  Lucha Jack:Time to take this battle into the syks!  Luch Jack: I am the king of the world. Ohh shit a giant fist is behind me. Welp I am about to brake ever bone in my every body.  ~Car landing reacment.avi~  Lucha Jack: Lucha vallhalla... and so lucha jack went to vallhalla the end sorry my other camera was broke so the potato cam had to do. |
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