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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Jan 28, 2015 11:05:12 GMT
please always use contraception, even in dreams. thanks
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Post by xolta on Mar 30, 2015 15:26:46 GMT
Had a dream about an Aladdin movie were Jasmine and her borther had super powers. For some reason Aladdin was a servant of the sultan and was sent off to find some magic gem. After wards The sultan made Jasmine and her borther fight to the death or get married. Jasmine had ice powers for what eevr reason. About half way into the movie it became about spong bob trying to caputre the joker. I rember geting realy mad at this for some reason and leaving. Thats all I remember.
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Post by outhouseinferno on Apr 2, 2015 18:45:27 GMT
i wasted to post my dream because of the way it ended
[11:42:06 AM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): basically, i was at a buffet table/potluck thing
[11:42:11 AM] spivsy: you got wasted?
[11:42:15 AM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): and they had a server saying out the names of the dishes
[11:42:26 AM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): at some point it was like blahblah, blah blah blah RUSSET POTATO.
[11:42:35 AM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): and that was apparently some sort of code or trigger cause i woke up instantly
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 2, 2015 22:13:38 GMT
Russet Potato vs ZERO
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Post by Pyro-Gibberish on Apr 2, 2015 23:23:46 GMT
I dreamed last night that I was in my old high school journalism class, except instead of just reporting on basketball games or prom in the school newspaper we actually investigated scandals involving the teachers. While we were typing up a story on "dasiocherectomy" the school lost power. My teacher said that the ghosts had come and that I had to go to the second floor and negotiate with the ghost king. She said to tell him I was a doctor, because "ghosts listen to doctors."
So I went up to the second story, which I somehow knew was a tricycle avenue despite there being no tricycles. I saw a bunch of red, translucent bedsheet ghosts turn the corner and suddenly became terrified of them, so I ducked into a nearby classroom and waited for them to pass. After some exploring I found the ghost king's throne room, where the giant red ghost king sat on a throne made of wrecked cars. I told him to turn the power back on and realized I had forgotten to tell him I was a doctor. The ghost king started laughing and then all the lights turned back on and all the ghosts were sucked into the wrecked cars.
I went back down to my journalism class (having to push through a wall-to-wall horde of little kids) and told the teacher that I'd forgotten to tell the ghost king I was a doctor, whereupon she told me that there were no ghosts to begin with. The power outage, she said, was caused by another teacher who was trying to keep us from getting too close to the truth.
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 3, 2015 1:18:14 GMT
I love that plot twist at the end.
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 11, 2015 9:19:33 GMT
i had a weird dream
[4/10/2015 4:16:08 PM] Cosbydaf: I was going through a haunted house to meet a "Hook"
[4/10/2015 4:16:26 PM] Cosbydaf: at the end it turns out was a literal Hook, and i ripped my thumb off with it.
[4/10/2015 4:16:39 PM] Cosbydaf: And I was somehow writing a book about all this
[4/10/2015 4:16:44 PM] Emanuel hellblom: was it like attached to a wall?
[4/10/2015 4:16:48 PM] Cosbydaf: yeah
[4/10/2015 4:17:06 PM] Cosbydaf: and the book ended with me saying i was glad i had another thumb left, so i could go back and rip that one off too
[4/10/2015 4:17:23 PM] Cosbydaf: the book got really popular but i was expected to send copies to the library myself
[4/10/2015 4:17:24 PM] Emanuel hellblom: book of the year
[4/10/2015 4:17:29 PM] Emanuel hellblom: hahaha
[4/10/2015 4:17:45 PM] Cosbydaf: so im walking around this labyrinthine high school with terrible lighting myself
[4/10/2015 4:17:49 PM] Cosbydaf: looking for the library
[4/10/2015 4:17:59 PM] Ted Miller: why thumb removle
[4/10/2015 4:18:03 PM] Cosbydaf: they had a full room of arcade machines
[4/10/2015 4:18:13 PM] Cosbydaf: Take one guess what game I was looking for in there
[4/10/2015 4:18:24 PM] Ted Miller: lucha jack
[4/10/2015 4:18:26 PM] Cosbydaf: nope
[4/10/2015 4:18:29 PM] Cosbydaf: try again
[4/10/2015 4:18:37 PM] Ted Miller: primeal rage
[4/10/2015 4:18:39 PM] Cosbydaf: yep
[4/10/2015 4:18:44 PM] Cosbydaf: and sure enough, it was there
[4/10/2015 4:18:50 PM] Ted Miller: oh
[4/10/2015 4:18:55 PM] Cosbydaf: Except the cabinet was all wrong, it was white colored
[4/10/2015 4:19:08 PM] Cosbydaf: and the game was titled "Indecent Beast" or something
[4/10/2015 4:19:18 PM] Cosbydaf: but aside from that it was exactly the same as the real one
[4/10/2015 4:19:34 PM] Cosbydaf: but I couldn't play it because i was holding 3 (hefty) books
[4/10/2015 4:19:35 PM] Ted Miller: haha indecent beast
[4/10/2015 4:19:44 PM] Cosbydaf: so I keep going for the library
[4/10/2015 4:20:14 PM] Cosbydaf: and there's an old woman in a little room with a glear glass wall, trying to round up a bunch of dogs into a little blue hut outside, because it's about to storm
[4/10/2015 4:20:34 PM] Cosbydaf: Also, each copy of my book had an actual hook taped to the back of it for some reason
[4/10/2015 4:20:41 PM] Cosbydaf: I think I ended up losing those somehow
[4/10/2015 4:20:50 PM] Cosbydaf: I don't think i ever found the library
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Post by xolta on Apr 13, 2015 3:52:17 GMT
okay for some reason i was in this game show [10:48:06 PM] Ted Miller: and had to fight these monsters that look like goopy freen zombies that came from tubes [10:48:21 PM] outhouse  ??: cool [10:48:25 PM] Ted Miller: over the coruse of the game i some how died [10:48:34 PM] Ted Miller: and became a skeleton kight [10:49:01 PM] Ted Miller: then the dream became about me oping a pizza resurant [10:49:17 PM] outhouse ??: fodd [10:50:01 PM] Ted Miller: thts all i remebr |
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Apr 13, 2015 10:10:56 GMT
fodd
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Post by outhouseinferno on Apr 16, 2015 0:36:09 GMT
Part 1 of this dream was me exploring the city at night, it was sort of a dark sepia-toned fogged city and i found a new restaurant to try the next day.
Part 2, the second day, my brother rented a gold car from a car rental and he drove it to the restaurant and we both put a lot of stuff in the car because apparently it was a whole day trip. When we parked in the restaurant's parking area a man and a woman couple talked to him saying the company was scam artists who stole their car. My brother was reasoned by them and agreed to let them check the front seats to identify that it was their car. Both of us were outside the car so they got into the seats and drove off with our car and valubles.
My cellphone was in the front as well so I couldn't call the cops, but my brother had his so i used that to call the police to track my phone. The police immediately replied that they knew where my phone was, the couple had tossed it out the window while escaping on the highway and it was shattered upon a rock *camera cuts to my phone shattered into glass pieces in a field*
This made me really pissed so i knocked a teacup off the table and it shattered on the floor. The cops called us back on the cellphone to ask where we were, then I sat there in dread and stress for like half an hour before the cops kicked down the door of the restaurant, and they just completely destroyed everything in the room that wasn't a person.
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 26, 2015 4:44:22 GMT
I had downloaded a PC game that was titles something like "Shrek's big adventure"
[4/25/2015 1:37:17 PM] Cosbydaf: it was a 3-d freeroam Beat-em up with Shrek
[4/25/2015 1:37:22 PM] Cosbydaf: but it was bugged all to hell
[4/25/2015 1:37:39 PM | Edited 1:37:42 PM] Cosbydaf: Shrek didn't walk, he'd float while his limbs jerked around spastically
[4/25/2015 1:38:01 PM] Cosbydaf: and he had a spin attack that would send any enemy within a few feet of him flying, which was super abusable
[4/25/2015 1:38:17 PM] Cosbydaf: then later in the game there was a part where Shrek was in a giant sized bathroom
[4/25/2015 1:38:53 PM] Cosbydaf: and a cutscene where he was trying to console a crying anime girl, and then the entire room started to fill up with water (but it's okay because Shrek doesn't need air)
[4/25/2015 1:39:25 PM] Cosbydaf: at this point I checked my task manager, and I discovered that this shrek game was actually a heavily modified hentai game
[4/25/2015 1:39:32 PM] Cosbydaf: which is why there were anime girls in it
i found out because there was a file named something like
[4/25/2015 1:44:02 PM] Cosbydaf: Midnight Wet Dream.exe and I'm like wtf is this
[4/25/2015 1:45:51 PM] Cosbydaf: also one of the enemies was a larger ogre in black armor
[4/25/2015 1:46:08 PM] Cosbydaf: and when i beat him up, his death animation was like he was getting slowly pulled into a black hole
[4/25/2015 1:46:49 PM] Cosbydaf: he'd slowly expand upwards while shrinking horizontally
[4/25/2015 1:47:35 PM] Cosbydaf: also the first level seemed to be the outside of a hotel/resort
[4/25/2015 1:47:39 PM] Cosbydaf: lots of pools
[4/25/2015 1:47:59 PM] Cosbydaf: that featured some castle architecture
[4/25/2015 1:48:39 PM] Cosbydaf: also nothing else from the shrek franchise was there
[4/25/2015 1:48:47 PM] Cosbydaf: no donkey or fiona or anything
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Post by xolta on Apr 28, 2015 17:04:21 GMT
My dream tonight was about me cross dresing as salior moon at at con like a perefcet anime version in real life. The it became about me playing this old doom like fps. The level was this huanted grave yard. The wepaons i rember were a gun that fires mouse icons and letterers of the alaphbet that explode, a flying drill and buzz saw gun. The monsters in the game included spoons, rocks with faces and and huated trees. The goal of the fps was to find a key I dont rember if i did so in the dream.
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Apr 29, 2015 0:28:49 GMT
you have a really cool subconscious(no irony)
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Post by outhouseinferno on Apr 29, 2015 8:42:12 GMT
i just remembered one of the dreams i had lost in the general thread [4/28/2015 10:07:57 PM] outhouse ??: it was vaguely like "this hole was made for me" [4/28/2015 10:08:15 PM] outhouse ??: me and two other people were near a rock cliff (with bridge?) but it attacked our minds [4/28/2015 10:09:01 PM] outhouse ??: then it forced us to collapse to the round and i guess fall into the river? I had to save one of them by kicking him back to the 'shore' [4/28/2015 10:09:05 PM] outhouse ??: yeah there was a river [4/28/2015 10:09:34 PM] outhouse ??: and apparently the joker was in this dream and he was stabbing people in the spine and tossing them into the river and it was implied that the dead people had coallesced into an eldritch area or something. [4/28/2015 10:13:30 PM] outhouse ??: i dont remember if i posted it in borf but one of my skype dreams had bansheebird dressing up like jesse from team rocket and it was horrid [4/28/2015 10:13:39 PM] Cosbydaf: eugh [4/28/2015 10:13:44 PM] outhouse ??: then she ran from her skype window into chup's sky window and they jumped on a bed to the tune of "jump around" |
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Post by xolta on Apr 29, 2015 21:36:11 GMT
Last night i had a dream about an episode of Steven universe that took place far into the future were he and his gem human hybrid children built a massive city for gems they healed. In the episode They were still at war with the gem home world aand the sent a giant fiast to earth, so steven became a space ship to get every one safley out of the city. Then the show became about a Giant blue version of bat man that was a wrestler.
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