Dreams Thread

[KDarkness]

I read the whole of Uzumaki before I went to bed last night, so that probably had something to do with this dream. There was more to the dream than this but all I remember was that there was this movie that was like this animated somewhat-rip-off of My Little Pony that was obstensibly meant for kids but was actually really dark and depressing, almost something you would see in a creepypasta except not totally retarded. I remember that all the characters met with incredibly nihilistic fates and/or deaths. One part of the plot was that there was no way out of this pony town except through a pulsating rainbow tunnel filled with bizarre noises that they had dubbed the Tunnel of Time, but no one had managed to ever reach the end before turning back. So one of the flying ponies volunteered to fly to the other side because she was determined and she flew for a while and then took a break by lying down but was so determined to reach the other side that she kept flying and eventually collapsed from exhaustion and died.

I'm starting to remember more of this dream and I think I was living in some town that was haunted? Something was definitely stalking me and my friends. Everyone in the town died awful deaths like in the movie but we came back to life like ten years later or something. Also it turns out the owner of this restaurant that everyone ate at had been gradually poisoning everyone by putting tiny bits of cow shit in the food.

There was also a movie musical that was like a combination of Blade Runner and Repo! The Genetic Opera. I remember it had Nicki Minaj as some sort of android and there was a scene where some doctor dude tries to remove a guys heart in an elevator.

[wortcov]

friend asked me last night to go with him to a con this winter, so had another con dream about us being at one that got attacked by 4 legged robots and giant ant lion/flea/louse monsters.

[Spuvsy]

I had a dream that KDarkness wrote an enormous book about xolta's ideas and concepts. It was about 2000 pages long, but the last 500 or so were a list of citations.

[KDarkness]

I will be the scribe and herald of a new age.

Also last night I had a dream that my parents bought me an industrial palette of thousands of little dental floss containers to take to college with me and just told me "you're going to need it".

[xolta]

Recently had this dream about I, Chupacabra, Spork and Theleader were in this high school quantum physics class. The leader kept on trying to give me his note boook wich was just filled with nonsensical text. Spork keept on asking me if I wanted her help with the home work. Chupacabra just kept on passing crudely drawn doodles with interesting insights on the universe on them to me. At the end of the dream I think we went to a biker bar of some sort and sang some songs.

[outhouseinferno]

I had a dream where I watched the 7th Star Wars movie.

It begins with the alien villain, called Oblivion, which was a giant pure-black Carnophage. He is magiccards.info/scans/en/ex/53.jpg He's talking about invasion in subtitled alien language.
He led a race of aliens in very purple-black ships called the Iorxi or something like that. They decided to attack a space station with the Rebels inside it. Apparently the Rebels have developed transwarp technology and warp the base away right as Oblivion gets a hold of it, so he gets ripped apart by the warp but it's okay since he's an energy-based giant zombie thing.

Unfortunately Darth Vader is on the space station. Han Solo (most characters are as old as in Return of the Jedi) shoots at him but he just keeps walking menacingly. So eventually a bunch of rebels start throwing shit at him. Eventually he finds Luke and they have a fight on the giant domelike shield of the space station, while surfing on plasma cannonballs. The fight is monumentally stupid, as both Luke and Vader fight with lightsabers, other people's lightsabers, blasters, and eventually wooden sticks. Eventually, when they come out of warp speed, the Iorxi fleet are waiting for them, and you get the usual Star Wars space battle.

There's some politics stuff regarding Coruscant and the rebels winning but I could not be assed to remember this shit. Leia is president or something.

Anyways the space station gets blown up and Vader is forced to join the rebel escapees and get into fighters and leave. It seems dire but Vader sacrifices himself heroically for his son by jumping out of his ship and deflecting an otherwise-fatal shot with his lightsaber. Then it's revealed his suit now has rocket boosters so he starts cutting down ships with nothing but his lightsaber.

The final battle is revealed to be the upper half of Oblivion tearing open a hole in the fabric of space-time and appearing in Coruscant and it ends with Han Solo shooting him in the eyes and Luke and Vader slash him open simultaneously.

In the after-credits scene Jabba the Hutt has survived somehow and he's trying to sell frogs.


When I leave the theater I see Ted without his glasses, who I could not recognize. He is morbidly depressed about his two friends in a relationship, who are becoming abusive to each other. He tries to commit suicide by bus to redeem them, but Kdarkness jumps out of the bus and punches Ted in the face.

I review the movie for them both and tell them it was pretty disappointing, especially since it only felt like it was an hour long (it probably only was an hour long)

[xolta]

This dream is quasi likely to better then what J.J.( the jet plane) Abrhams will give us. Sorry.

[outhouseinferno]

I actually trust Abrams more. The dream movie felt like it was directed by fanboys and clearly written by fanfic writers.

[KDarkness]

What the hell is with these dreams with me and Ted

[xolta]

It mes we are destined to fight each other but only at the end of the century. Just eough time for me to get buff and get a horse.

[KDarkness]

Had a dream that some studio made a series of video games based on the Dollars Trilogy of movies, but instead of the third one being The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, it was "A Fistful of Dollars", "For A Few Dollars More", and "That's All The Dollars There Is, Sorry".

[KDarkness]

I had a dream that me and Chup were contacted by Marvel to create a comic series with me writing and him doing the art. Our requirements were that it had to stimulate new reader interest in The Thing from Fantastic Four and it had to include kaiju, presumably because they wanted to capitalize on Pacific Rim. They told us to do three issues and if they liked it then they would give us the green light for more. So, we did the three issues which we called The Thing vs. Godzilla and instead of actually being about that, the first two were a new, surreal origin story for Ben Grimm/The Thing in which he was raised as a child in a town deep in the forest that was plagued by an evil wizard who could twist himself into a spiral and summon ghost bears. He apparently got his powers by falling through a portal created by the wizard and landing in our world. The second issue was about The Thing running for congress and winning and narrowly avoiding several political assassinations. Godzilla finally shows up at the end of issue two. Issue three is about The Thing using his political power to launch a nuke at Godzilla which kills him, so in a roundabout way, it was The Thing vs. Godzilla. I don't remember the rest of the dream but I can assume we weren't picked up for more issues.

[cosbydaf]

a new, surreal origin story for Ben Grimm/The Thing in which he was raised as a child in a town deep in the forest that was plagued by an evil wizard who could twist himself into a spiral and summon ghost bears.

*Pre-ordered*

[xolta]

Recently i had dream were father invited me to come vist him and see a new tattoo he got, some thing he never do. At first his a tattoo was a normal godzilla skin pattern. For some reason he took of his shirt and it slowly morphed into what looked like a mascot costume made of his skin. His mascot from was that of a drepy t rex you his face was surrounded by what i could best describe as a balloon mascot suit made of skin. All he did was dance to disturbing childreens music for the rest of the dream.

[xolta]

I recently had a dream were I realized i was dreaming, but failed to control it. The dream was about some hnk style anime staring borf members. This episode I transformed into a sexy bule haired ninja chick. This shocked cosbydaf and outhouse for some reason. Outhouse looked like a genric anime perty boy and cosbydaf looked like anubis. Then after words i entered a trany contest and spork rooted me on. Spork looked like l but with tits. Thats all i remember