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Post by outhouseinferno on Jun 1, 2013 18:39:14 GMT
One small part of my dream had Ted becoming the pope. He tried to pass laws and whenever they wouldn't get passed right away, he'd put his staff between his legs and start air humping in an attempt to make time go faster.
He tried to speak Aramaic and/or Latin, but he kept coughing and saying sorry so he switched back to english. But in the dream I had subtitles explaining the language but they didn't match his English after he switched.
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Post by xolta on Jun 3, 2013 23:58:55 GMT
My dream last night was about a video game called super mario's waffle house winch just looke like yoshi's cookie expect for the game boy. Aftr a while the dream became about me going to a whore house and ordering food.
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Post by outhouseinferno on Jun 4, 2013 1:47:15 GMT
Whores, waffles, same thing really.
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Post by Spuvsy on Jun 7, 2013 17:02:39 GMT
I was in the woods with this big muscley guy next to a pool, and he told me that I had to sing a duet with him so I was like okay lets sing thriller. I don't know the words to thriller so neither did dream me, so I was going "THRILLER...DENER NIGHTS DENDERER THRIIILER" but the other guy wouldn't sing and I was getting really annoyed at him so I pushed him in a hole and stood on his head then there were a bunch of crows and someone mermaids told me to be quiet
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Post by xolta on Jun 16, 2013 17:36:50 GMT
Recently I had a dream were I met cosbydaf in real life at stake n shake and we eat pizza and there was a clown that was your waiter. For some reason cosbydaf looks like Danny Devito.
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 16, 2013 17:40:22 GMT
Recently I had a dream were I met cosbydaf in real life at stake n shake and we eat pizza and there was a clown that was your waiter. For some reason cosbydaf looks like Danny Devito. SOMEDAY THIS SHALL BE
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Post by outhouseinferno on Jun 27, 2013 5:02:36 GMT
[9:57:37 PM] OuthouseInferno: one dream was that an apocalypse had happened and a man had made a wish to save his family [9:57:44 PM] Ted Miller: want to see some thing that may make you fell better [9:57:47 PM] OuthouseInferno: but he could only preserve his family for 7 years [9:58:08 PM] OuthouseInferno: and since the wish happened at 4 am in the morning, his family were all preserved asleep in a dark house [9:58:35 PM] OuthouseInferno: so every day after going out into a postapocalypse he goes back to his family and only uses his "remaining 7 years" to sleep in the house [9:58:38 PM] OuthouseInferno: he can't sleep any other way [9:59:04 PM] OuthouseInferno: this probably came about since i was looking at the ceiling too much [9:59:19 PM] Ted Miller: werid
[10:00:49 PM] OuthouseInferno: and one dream was nonstop screeching and people would try to turn on and off all the appliances to remove the screeching but no matter what they did the screeching got louder
[10:03:00 PM] OuthouseInferno: and one dream that felt like it could have been the beginning of a real tv/book/fanfic series or whatever [10:03:11 PM] Ted Miller: oh [10:03:18 PM] Ted Miller: explain [10:03:47 PM] OuthouseInferno: it started with a woman who had spent like 2000 years being a prostitute because she was immortal [10:04:03 PM] OuthouseInferno: and for the first time ever some dude wants to take her home permanently or something [10:04:21 PM] Cosbydaf: uh oh [10:04:26 PM] Ted Miller: so like a life time movie of the week [10:04:30 PM] OuthouseInferno: well haha [10:04:33 PM] Cosbydaf: on acid [10:04:43 PM] OuthouseInferno: so with literally nothign better to do for 2000 years she agreed [10:04:57 PM] OuthouseInferno: but she has trouble finding a job because she barely learned anything over this time [10:05:07 PM] OuthouseInferno: so she wants to go back to prostituting but the guy is all like "noooo" [10:05:42 PM] OuthouseInferno: the dude is not rich and fears the pimp coming for him [10:06:01 PM] OuthouseInferno: but apparently the ENTIRE underground prostitute "industry" knew about her and lets her do whatever she wants [10:06:07 PM] OuthouseInferno: so some drama there [10:06:39 PM] Luciano Sandoval: you have the most interestign subconcious [10:06:42 PM] OuthouseInferno: i know [10:06:44 PM] Luciano Sandoval: clearly it wants you to write [10:06:45 PM] OuthouseInferno: it gets better [10:06:54 PM] OuthouseInferno: soon the guy follows along to some of her job interviews [10:07:25 PM] OuthouseInferno: and she actually has no problems, she learns quickly and the job interviewers wanna do her [10:07:30 PM] OuthouseInferno: so he bursts in [10:07:50 PM] OuthouseInferno: misunderstandings are cleared up surprisingly, but weeks later, the application is shot down by someone higher up [10:08:29 PM] OuthouseInferno: then suddenly she doesn't want to apply for any jobs anymore and gets mad when pressed on the issue [10:09:06 PM] OuthouseInferno: then later it is revealed that there are other immortals and one may have made it to be CEO of a world-corporation and has a grudge against this woman [10:09:27 PM] OuthouseInferno: also this is somehow around the point where my subconscious realizes this takes place in the future [10:09:56 PM] OuthouseInferno: as if to drive the point home a pimp tries to kill the guy with his laser pimpcane [10:10:07 PM] Ted Miller: YES [10:10:23 PM] Ted Miller: pelase put this in the dreams topc [10:11:11 PM] OuthouseInferno: this is about where it ended
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Post by outhouseinferno on Jul 5, 2013 8:30:28 GMT
I had a dream where i bought Modern Masters Magic the Gathering cards but several of them were extremely poorly printed, and one of them was drawn by xolta. I tried to return to the store to get a refund but the roads kept getting more wide and more confusing and i also had to make detours through places like dilaptidated schools and prisons. I never made it back to the store before waking up.
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Post by xolta on Jul 6, 2013 15:58:21 GMT
My dream last night was about a movie staring john cusack. He played some psychologist that's obsessed about this seemly perfect family next door. He deiced to join this family and learns over time there cannibals. I remember a bit were he and his new "brother" had a fight about it but he connived him that eating people is what keeps the family together. There was this part were there at a hotel making a person into pasta and john gets the door and its two cops the case him round and he using a vending meachie to crush them. Then I woke up.
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Post by wizzlbang on Jul 14, 2013 6:35:08 GMT
I had a dream that I was running some kind of gauntlet that didn't have any savepoints. I was doing it myself personally, but the dream logic said it was a game. There was a lot of climbing, punching nondescript monsters, swinging on vines, avoiding traps, etc involved. I made friends with some kind of giant lacewing that I'd assumed would be important later on. At one point, there was a long narrow path with a large white tree in the middle which I KNEW was evil, but I thought I could sneak past it cause it might be asleep. thenmy fucking lacewing made a noise and a bunch of weird colored vines came from the tree at me, and i had to run back to the crossroad (there were multiple paths I coudl take through the whole thing) But then I remembered, "Oh, fuck, you can't backtrack at this part or the ogre shows up!", and all the paths closed off and an Ogre with a huge club just dropped from the fucking sky and started yelling at me about what the fuck i was doing here, etc. and I was thinking "fuckfuckfuck I'm unarmed, I can't beat this guy! where's the reset button!?". Thinking quickly, and unable to come up with a different solution, I lied and told the ogre I was the masseur he'd ordered. He looked at me confused, but then fell for it and started complaining about his lower back pain, laying facedown on a nearby bench and telling me to get to work. My options there to open the gates back up were to either massage the gross ogre to sleep, or try an find a way to kill him with his guard lowered. And I was unarmed and he was two or three times my size. Thankfully, I woke up right there.
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Post by outhouseinferno on Jul 14, 2013 17:28:12 GMT
In today's dream I had to transport orders of sushi to a strange alien.
Usually I would get a signal on my phone, then I had to go to a different specific restaurant and make the order. The alien would be standing in the middle of a black tear in space-time, and this tear would usually be in the middle of a road. Once I entered the rift I would be standing in the middle of an orange-colored sky with the sun setting and clouds moving by below my feet extremely quickly. The only sound was the wind. The alien was basically a tall, wrinkled grey that was human skin-colored. It would stick out one of its big hands and I would place the food in its hand, then I would be transported back home to my junkyard.
After several iterations of this I guess the alien got an order wrong by ordering something that couldn't be completed so I got pissed and told the sushi chef to make one gigantic piece of mackerel sushi and that was all I bought. Upon presentation of this wrong piece the alien began to howl at me. I didn't like this so I bit the sushi, and we were both transported into the real world. It kept howling at me with its arms outstretched so I began to skateboard down the hill, and it followed me very fast. However I was hungry so I managed to eat the whole giant piece before i made it to the bottom of the hill. To finally shut the alien up, I handed it an oyster i had in my pocket then put it on a bus.
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Post by ebe on Jul 15, 2013 3:02:43 GMT
Rasec's sounds like a fun game.
Outhouse's is clearly prophetic.
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Post by KDarkness on Jul 17, 2013 15:07:31 GMT
I had a dream that I was fighting in World War II, except it was some sort of alternate universe where the war was taking place in 1964, wartime technology was at about the level of what we had in the 80's, and cell phones had been invented already and were at the level of like basic Nokia flip phones. We has this home base or whatever and I shared a room with four other dudes who all believed me for whatever reason when I told them I was from 2013 in another universe. I told them stories about our world and they couldn't believe it took us so long to get cell phones.
Also the Germans we were fighting against wore outfits that looked like stereotypical sci-fi Nazi proxies, with like gas mask-type helmets and such. Very henchman-esque.
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Post by xolta on Jul 31, 2013 15:45:54 GMT
Had a dream about a animated movie about some heavily armored knight tasked with killing a dragon. The dragons name was Dainoseasz it look like to cat skulls with intertwining boney tails. I remember the knight also fight some kind of mad doctor and sphinx vaguely remember him using some kind of scrub brush to fight with.
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Post by Spuvsy on Aug 1, 2013 18:02:45 GMT
I had a dream I had a room in my house with a tree growing in it, where it was super hot and there were tiny dinosaurs in glass cage, and I told people it was my paleontologoroom
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