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Post by outhouseinferno on Apr 29, 2015 21:45:01 GMT
It was almost a movie this time. Chris Pine (doing his captain kirk thing) was in a desert and had went up to a tribe of black guys led by Djimon Hounsou. He challenged them to... something, i don't remember. He was handed a nunchuck and had to face this other guy in a battle where you had to hit the other guy three times to win. Hounsou handed me a nunchuck for some reason (I was in the audience) and i took apart the chain and cap and ended up with two regular polished wood clubs, and it made me wonder "how do these even work as nunchucks if they come unattached so easily". Turns out Pine thought the same thing, so he removed the attachments and had one stick and said "I don't even need nunchucks to win". the opponent did the same, then Pine started doing the douchebag fakeout thing where he swings out fast, pulls it back and goes "Ha-HAH!" After about two fakeouts the opponent just whacked him three times super-fast and it was done, the entire tribe erupted into cheers and Pine was left standing there with a stupid look on his face.
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Apr 30, 2015 3:35:46 GMT
Last night i had a dream about an episode of Steven universe that took place far into the future were he and his gem human hybrid children built a massive city for gems they healed. In the episode They were still at war with the gem home world aand the sent a giant fiast to earth, so steven became a space ship to get every one safley out of the city. Then the show became about a Giant blue version of bat man that was a wrestler. i dont know what steven universe is so i just assumed it was an unpublished james joyce sequel to steven hero and i think that made the post better |
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Post by KDarkness on May 4, 2015 14:24:44 GMT
Last night I dreamt I was rollerskating around this big modern art museum and every time I passed someone I would do the "Cool Guy" point at them. Then I went into the gift shop and all they sold was board games, Punisher comics, and large scale prints of Bowser porn.
That's it.
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Post by xolta on May 6, 2015 17:32:28 GMT
My dream last night was about Vegeta form dbz in my class. Every one freaked out over this becasue they were afraid of him destroying the class room. Then after the class left for the night I went to join a band with a what was apernlty my girl friend. She was a mermiad for some reason in this dream. Thats all i remember.
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Post by outhouseinferno on May 7, 2015 4:14:24 GMT
Don't remember any interesting plot, just monster designs.
In one I was sitting passively in an autopiloted plane shooting missiles at Godzilla and a MUTOS as they walked in circles in SF Bay around the Golden Gate Bridge. There were many other planes shooting missiles at the two kaiju. No damage was done to the kaijus, but they didnt do damage to anything else. Godzilla was a stiff, doofier version of himself that stood mostly upright and walked with its arms pinned to its sides. the MUTOS was likewise silly, it was a black H-shaped thing with its head in the center that walked like a man on stilts.
In another I fired an automatic rifle against a relatively smaller kaiju-like thing. It was a giant blue lizard/dinosaur that could stand on its hind legs but had the build of an all-fours walker, and it had a slowly rotating frill that bent forward to cover its whole head like a pet cone. There were three vents in the cone arranged like a triangle. The lizard's only attack was to have the three vents extend extremely long spikes that clipped through the ground, then it breathed a breath that made the three spikes form the edges of a big blue light prism that did damage. It did this as it swept its head from left to right and I had to duck and jump the beam as I emptied an infinite clip into the beast. After like 20 minutes I killed it and I got a human-sized version of its frill.
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Post by KDarkness on May 27, 2015 14:27:10 GMT
In the first dream I remember from last night, I was in a room with two red rotary phones on tables in the middle of the room. I picked up the receiver on the left phone and heard a dial tone along with the gradual sounds of a man masturbating. I hung up and picked up the receiver of the right phone and heard a dial tone that eventually became an unsettling drone.
In the second one, I was in an unbelievably massive bookstore. Tommy Wiseau was working the register in the movie section. I found the 80's version of The Blob, along with VHS copies of Scanners and Eliminators. When I went to the book section, I asked someone to help me find the section on aliens and UFOs. Eventually, I found the section, but it was so small and with such poor books that I got really mad and started yelling at the employees, saying that "I'd rather suck dead skin off a dog scrotum than read any of these books."
That's all.
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Post by xolta on May 28, 2015 1:32:45 GMT
The dream bookstores vhs colection sounds perty dang impressive.
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Post by xolta on Jun 10, 2015 4:03:17 GMT
Recently had a dream about going to this theme park and my anut and uncle dressed in these infatable king and queen costumes. They lead me to this museum in the park. The museum was 3 rooms the first room was filled with animatoric dinosaurs of all kinds some looked like they were unreal like this dinosuar that was a duck billed dino with a human face. Room 2 was full of stuffed crocodiles. The third room was relay disturbing, in it was a gift shop with these hay filled pens were human babies were kept There were many pens with normal babies. Two of these pens contained what the dream discribed as ugly mutant babies. Some mutants looked like mummified bats mixed with human features mixedin at random. While others look like one eyed bear puppies . I remember begin shock at how the mutants ens were filthy. So i left and then played some arcade games in the gift shop.
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