Dreams Thread

[xolta]

Outhouse enthralls of of his dream on sykoe

[6:42:33 PM] outhouseinferno: today's another one of those wibble days
[6:42:46 PM] outhouseinferno: though, i had a very interesting dream involving enemigo and lucha jack, among other things
[6:43:07 PM] outhouseinferno: i can't remember enough to make a solid post on it, but i can put what i do rmeember
[6:43:18 PM] outhouseinferno: apparently liam neeson was someone's dad and was taken hostage, for a nice change of pace
[6:43:47 PM] outhouseinferno: so there was some sort of resident-evil style search for him,
[6:43:49 PM] Luciano Sandoval: hahahahah
[6:43:51 PM] outhouseinferno: like in the camera angles
[6:44:28 PM] outhouseinferno: a lot of stuff happened, and then we eventually had to pay the $100,00 ransom, and neeson was in the apartment directly above ours the entire time
[6:45:03 PM] outhouseinferno: then i yelled at my brother "well why couldn't you tunnel upwards instead of everywhere around the building?!" cause he was a mole man
[6:45:12 PM] Cosbydaf: lol waht
[6:45:16 PM] outhouseinferno: "i dunno" he said, as he ate strawberries he found while digging
[6:45:43 PM] outhouseinferno: so as a direct result of liam neeson being captured and the incompetence of the police in finding him, tons of people rioted
[6:45:59 PM] outhouseinferno: they were at the police station and they had to call in luchadores to break the riot
[6:46:16 PM] outhouseinferno: but most of the luchadores were shot by the rioters, including lucha jack
[6:46:44 PM] outhouseinferno: so enemigo gets out a chair and sits in the middle of a pile of bodies, jack included
[6:47:08 PM] outhouseinferno: and he makes a very touching speech about how the world needs pairs of nemesises
[6:47:21 PM] outhouseinferno: and lucha jack is lying there and then after the whole speech is done he says 'fuck you asshole'
[6:48:11 PM] outhouseinferno: lucha jack looked exactly like his toy, while enemigo lookd half like xolta's bane figure, except like a supermsucular human wearing parts of a suit clearly too small for him
[6:48:34 PM] outhouseinferno: that's about it

[xolta]

Had a dream sbout some arcade in side a park gift shop there my mom won/ bought me a deepy allosaurus that looked like gorgosaurus and this gray derpasour faced stegosaurus. I used them as molt and dolt in lucha jack.

[KDarkness]

I had a dream that Macho Man was named Andy Savage instead of Randy Savage.

It was weird and uncomfortable.

[xolta]

Last night I had a dream I and my family wnet to disney wrold. For some reason we went to pirates of the carabian. Isnted of boat there were wooded bords filled with wepason. In the ride you had to fight pick ax throwing Mexicans, zombies and at the end of the ride the devil. For some reason I became a black whole and thats all I remember.

[xolta]

Had a dream were i was at some con in japan for some unknow reason, I ended up bying beer and condoms form acending mecahine. The dream slowly became about me ruing from the police for some reason. I vaugly rember some translator chick there with me and fighting with my mom.

[xolta]

Had a dream were cosbydaf for some reason was at my grandmas for chirstmas dinner. His face was the same as his icon but on a normal human body, it looked he had an a inhumanly long neck. Also all he did was laugh wich sounded like a text to speech laugh so all in all it was pertty disturbing.

[xolta]

Had this dream about a movie were a boy had to fight his demon mother. In this movie she drank the souls of young men after there weding night. So from what I remember the boys friend was getting maried to his mom, then the boy causes his demon mother to transform into a large white snake dragon. At first he cant bring him slef to kill his own mother but form what I can remember he eventualy tricked her into biter her self. Then the Mother demon says she proud of him for finally becoming a man and transforms into a bird, thats all I remember.

[outhouseinferno]

[1:04:59 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): i had realy really poor interrupted sleep that took me between like four dreams
[1:05:07 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): but the only dream i remember was like a surreal version of real life
[1:05:23 PM] Ted miller: sorry you didnt slee well
[1:05:24 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): in it i was browsing the rule34 site and i saw a particular artist called 'ted is wibe'
[1:05:36 PM] Soivsy: IT WAS A PREMONITION
[1:05:44 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): then i got a sinking feeling in my stomach, and then i discovered that it was ted's porn drawing alter-ego.
[1:06:31 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): then i proceeded to look at ALL ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE drawings of it that were somehow allowed even though rule34 has a quality check
[1:06:52 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): nearly all of them were black-and white pencil drawings made on napkin or binder paper
[1:07:12 PM] Ted miller: lol
[1:07:29 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): occasionally it'd be broken up by a long story, which were the same pictures but with one-two speech bubbles with one sentence in them at most, in ridiculously poor handwriting far worse than ted's real handwriting
[1:07:56 PM] outhouse ( ?° ?? ?°): so naturally i couldn't decipher the storyline and had to try to figure it out from the porn, which worked no better.

[i love my dead gay forum]

theres no way rule34 actually has a quality check

[cosbydaf]

Had this series of dreams, in one scene i was playing an NES sidescroller, and I noticed in the background there was text on a window that said

"SNIP for SNOP"

The other part of the dream involved a little blonde guy trying to escape a hotel so he could deliver a bag full of carnivorous tiny animals (which looked like the player monster from Chimera Beast) to his (presumably evil) employers. At one point, he was trying to hide in some guy's bathroom and the guy decided to stab him to death, so in self-defense he opened up the bag on him, and a few of the little creatures ate him alive.

[xolta]

Had a dream about a movie were Jennifer Aniston gets challenged by the king of mars to a boxing match on mars. The martian king looked like a mass of green tentacles with a giant brain and human skull for a face. He was wearing a championship wrestling belt, a Elvis style cape and a see thorough glass dome on his head. During the fight a giant ( like tiger sized) bug eyed monkey would come out and speak to the king of mars. Like he was his ring side coach. I don't remember who won the fight in the dream but I vaguely remember there begging a half time show during the boxing match.

[xolta]

I had an odd dream last night. Me, pbg, porjraed and jontron stole a whole bunch of money form a bank. So we took jareds van wich would fly if the doors were open like wings. We were cashed by cops in helicopters and natives using plungers for spear. Thats all I remember form the dream.

[i love my dead gay forum]

the other night i had a dream and woke up at like 5 in the morning from it and wrote down what happened before i forgot. here is what i wrote:

"Scene in house, premonition of danger (ship launch), cat outside window - talking to it with notes. ship launches, everything shakes, goes dark. New scene - wake up in cart like vehicle/structure - night, moving through city. Squid like creatures flying through air. Pile of them at back of cart. If thrown into water they fly off, but not moving. They have fused with our bodies somehow - tentacles like spiders legs protrude from my and other's mouths. if we try to remove them we feel pain. We begin eating with them - using the tentacles to impale soft drink cans, and then squirt the liquid out, mostly at high speed against walls. Also use them to teach chocolates/confectionery type foods?"

[Spuvsy]

I had a dream that Naughty Dog changed its name to the Trauthy dog and they starting making religious games.

[xolta]

Last night had a dream about me geting some girl pregnant and calling her my waifu for lifeu.

Dream me is a awfull person.