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Post by Spuvsy on Sept 8, 2013 16:05:57 GMT
2001 is a very poorly paced film no movie should feel like it last for nine hours. See Peter Jackson's King Kong or a extreme example would be space thunder kids. poorly paced based upon what? what does poor pacing mean? how long should an extremely religious film about a man touching the face of god last? not that long
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Thrinaxodevil
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Post by Thrinaxodevil on Sept 8, 2013 23:04:20 GMT
i cant disagree with anything that was said here, Ive honestly never been able to sit through the whole movie without fucking off for like 20 minutes in the middle or something else similar. i have the attention span of a gnat, please brutalise my dick and balls with shitty popcorn flicks and brutal franchise blockbusters Yeah the scene where Dredd is all I AM THE LAW is pretty rad.
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Post by xolta on Sept 11, 2013 2:58:51 GMT
Seging as i cant say much nice things about fear dot com a say movie please read this review in sonics voice.
Every thing is well shoot and the acting is okay for the most part. Even the effect are okay for there time. So this fucking turd of a movie start out with a bunch of murderer begging caused by generic creepy ghost girl #12568 and mad doctor #1323244. Its up to that one guy form blade and some chick to stop what i can best describe a a shitty creepypasta put to film. There are many plot point at first that feel like there not connected at all. Sub plots that were spliced form other similar movies.
The three main plot points are creepy girl, killer web site and some mad doctor or what ever killing women and showing it online. Of course at the end these points do come together and i will give them credit for trying interesting things, like the shoots that show disturbing images were okay and could have been scary of better executed.
so this movie gets a 3/10 and two of thoughts stars go tot the fact ahat Jeff combs is in this and he makes a lot of things better.
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Post by wortcov on Sept 13, 2013 23:32:09 GMT
just finished watching the german movie "die fabre" wich is a adaptation of the color out of space by H.P Lovecraft.
its was a faithfull adaptation with some changes (moving the story to germany, adding a american soldier plotline) and nice use of black and white to help show of the weirdness of the color, it allso added that *Spoliers*questions if there even was a monster there at all. *end of spoilers* wich is not really clear unless you watch the extra material.
4/5
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Post by outhouseinferno on Sept 14, 2013 8:21:44 GMT
Watched Boondock Saints. It's exactly what it is and another of those movies that got terrible reviews when it came out yet is now rightfully praised.
That opening music is killer.
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Post by outhouseinferno on Sept 16, 2013 7:34:26 GMT
Wachted new Riddick.
It's pretty much Pitch Black. Some things are cooler, some things are worse.
cooler: beginning desertness, middle suspense/serial killer flick
worser: haven't we seen the last third before
cooler: aliens make more sense this time
worser: fuck you riddick just tell him what happened to his son
other things: the robocop trailer is ass, but the Bad Grandpa (Jackass) trailer made me laugh because i'm a child
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Sept 16, 2013 9:46:57 GMT
can you confirm/deny if there's a lesbian who turns straight after some of the rid dick because apparently thats a thing
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Post by outhouseinferno on Sept 16, 2013 10:18:44 GMT
*spoilers if you care*
It's 100% unclear on that, the last time she's seen is when she rescues Riddick, then an unspecified amount of time passes between that and the end scene, where people leave in ships, she's nowhere to be seen.
But yes, she mentions she doesn't fuck guys and later makes flirty motions at Riddick. Mentioning her lesbianness was supremely awkward and pointless in context since the only other person in the movie aside from her and Riddick who makes any sexual references is King Douchefuck who attempts to rape her and gets beaten by her for it.
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Post by Spuvsy on Sept 21, 2013 13:59:07 GMT
I just finished watching the amazing spider-man, I found myself getting more and more irritated as the film went on. Everyone seemed overly hostile towards spider-man, and until the final act nobody thanked him once the entire time. Even the guy whose son he rescued from an exploding car gave him a funny look and said "who are you?", and a policeman even shot the poor guy. There seemed like there were some plot points that seemed like they were going somewhere but then just stopped, like him searching for uncle ben's killer, or the lizard having a multiple personality. Speaking of the lizard, he looks like crap in this. I don't know what it is that makes him so terrible looking, maybe he needed a snout of some kind. Another thing I didn't like, the makers seemed to have watched the first movie the part where peter catches a lunch tray, so they decided to do that every 15 minutes.
Positive things, I liked the noise his web shooters made.
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Post by xolta on Sept 24, 2013 22:19:21 GMT
Rot hod, a caner ward full of hvi postive 3 world war orphans would be funny then this turd.
1.5/10
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Post by Spuvsy on Sept 30, 2013 19:07:58 GMT
Anyone planning on watching the netflix series hemlock grove let me save you the bother, it's fucking terrible
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Sept 30, 2013 23:33:29 GMT
touch of evil, in 35mm. orson welles owns
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Post by xolta on Oct 11, 2013 16:04:55 GMT
Scream Blacula sream. Is a early 70s blaxption movie about the vamprie blacula interning a vodo cult in a attempt to remove his vamprisim which he see as a curse. He was made vampire by the count Dracula. The movie starts off slow with okay acting Blacula begging the stand out performance of the movie. The most memorable bits are when Blacula pimp slaps a pimp to death and the final show down between the police and the cult, there vampires now. so over all its a okay vampire movie. I dont know who well it stacks up ageist the other blacula movies so its okay.
6/10
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Post by xolta on Oct 15, 2013 18:25:49 GMT
Terminator 2 judgement day still hold up okay the paceing and action are very good while the cgi and acting are meh. Every time jhon opened his mouth i want to punch him and it feels like a eraly 90s movie. But ont he other hand you can see all the action so thats one thing it dose way way better then mondren action movies.
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Post by xolta on Oct 26, 2013 19:33:13 GMT
Fraken hooker is abot about a guy named Jeffery fraken and it place in new jeresy. After one of his invitations kill his girl friend he trys to bring her back with hookers. The movie is a horror/comedy by the dictator of basket case and brain damage. Its not as good as either of thoughts two but its well paced and a okay dark comedy. Theres tons of nudity. A drug called super crack that makes people explode and the twist ending are the highlights of the movie.
its okay
6.5/10
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