mmmm, because I'm a lazy fuck, here is the live review of robocop
[18:03:30] Emanuel hellblom: and new robocop is a 2.5 out of 5
[18:03:44] Cosbydaf: haha
[18:03:44] Ted miller:
www.ebay.com/itm/Bandai-Digimon-Greymon-Digivolving-Action-Figure-Missing-Arm-etc-/380757097766?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item58a6e43d26[18:03:47] Cosbydaf: so it's crap?
[18:03:49] Ted miller: that bad huh
[18:04:19] Emanuel hellblom: well, its ok if you just want a 2 hour action movie
[18:04:26] Emanuel hellblom: but as a robocop movie is it meh
[18:04:37] Cosbydaf: no surprises there
[18:04:41] Cosbydaf: Do the villains suck
[18:05:22] Emanuel hellblom: you get one "I buy that for a dollar" and a "dead or alive you are comming with me" together with like 15 seconds of the original theme music
[18:05:28] Emanuel hellblom: they are basicly named mooks
[18:05:37] Cosbydaf: welp
[18:05:56] Cosbydaf: is there a surprise killer robot at least
[18:06:25] Emanuel hellblom: Guess
[18:06:31] Ted miller: no
[18:06:31] Cosbydaf: nope?
[18:06:36] Emanuel hellblom: correct
[18:06:44] Cosbydaf: do they even do anything with that plane droid
[18:06:45] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: is there anything about hope or the love of his family helping him defeat the bad guys?
[18:06:53] Ted miller: is there tons of wubon on the sound track
[18:06:54] Emanuel hellblom: we do get samuel L jackson swearing a bit at the end
[18:07:35] Ted miller: also how are the mutlipabel ed 209s
[18:08:42] Emanuel hellblom: well, his wife tells him to talk to his son wich makes him somehow able to break out of being a robot (by somehow returning his dopamine lvls from 2% back to 26%) and after that does he go and kill the first bad guy.
[18:09:07] Emanuel hellblom: the soundtrack is like one rocksong and 4 accient songs
[18:09:18] Emanuel hellblom: like "fly me to the moon" and "I fought the law"
[18:09:18] Cosbydaf: whos the main villain
[18:09:23] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: srsly
[18:09:32] Emanuel hellblom: the plane droids are in it about 3 mins in the first
[18:10:02] Emanuel hellblom: and the most noticable thing the ED 209 does is killing a teenager armed with a kitchen knife.
[18:10:14] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: he was asking for it
[18:10:17] Ted miller: this sounds worse then robocop 3
[18:10:34] Emanuel hellblom: the movie starts with the robots in afganistan or something where they patrol the streets and forces everyone to be scanned daily
[18:10:45] Cosbydaf: man they actually had an opportunity with flying robots and they wasted it
[18:10:46] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: does robocolonoscopy say "you have 20 seconds to comply" at any point?
[18:10:51] Emanuel hellblom: and some suicide bombers attack the robots
[18:11:00] Emanuel hellblom: hmm, nope
[18:11:21] Ted miller: thats not very suttle with the potics robocop
[18:11:38] Emanuel hellblom: he gives a guy 2 seconds to deside between being tased with 20 000 volt and arested or tell him where a druglab is and then be arested.
[18:12:14] Emanuel hellblom: the boy with the knife basicly runs out after them and get killed.
[18:12:34] Emanuel hellblom: allso the parts they saved for robocop where his face/brain, lungs and right hand
[18:12:51] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: wouldn't 20,000 volts kill him
[18:12:58 | Edited 18:13:03] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: that's not much of an ultimatum
[18:13:17] Emanuel hellblom: well, he does explains that it "could" kill him.
[18:13:29] Emanuel hellblom: might have been lower, but I think it was 20 000
[18:13:39] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: when does judge dredd show up
[18:13:44] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: and the terminator
[18:13:46] Ted miller: are the action secen shoot in blur o vison
[18:14:02] Emanuel hellblom: but there are like 2 scenes where they remove all robots parts and it looks so silly that they left only the hand.
[18:14:10] Cosbydaf: yeah the hand is stupid
[18:14:20] Ted miller: argeed
[18:14:27] Emanuel hellblom: there is one scene shot in the dark with only muzzle flares/night vision googles lighting it up
[18:14:37] Emanuel hellblom: wich the criminal bad guy dies.
[18:14:47] Ted miller: why
[18:14:49] Cosbydaf: so is the bad guy gary oldman
[18:15:02] Ted miller: robocop had grate action
[18:15:08] Ted miller: why they mess it up
[18:15:21] Emanuel hellblom: he survives about 3 seconds longer then the non-named mooks
[18:15:29] Cosbydaf: yipee
[18:15:31] Ted miller: fuck
[18:15:36] Ted miller: thats bull shit
[18:15:39] Cosbydaf: whats the last action scene
[18:15:49] Emanuel hellblom: garry oldman was basicly the only good guy in the movie
[18:16:05] Emanuel hellblom: thats the one from facebook with robocop vs the eds
[18:16:20] Emanuel hellblom: he shoots his left arm off to escape them
[18:16:25] Cosbydaf: fuck you mean they showed the finale on facebook
[18:16:27] Cosbydaf: hahahaha
[18:16:27] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: robocop vs ed edd and eddy
[18:16:44] Cosbydaf: why would he shoot his arm off
[18:17:26] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: same reason the guy in saw cuts his leg off when the key is in reaching distance
[18:17:33] Emanuel hellblom: well, there is a scene against the weapons guy of OCP, but he is a red aset( this verisions 4th directive) so robocop can only run away from him.
[18:17:44] Emanuel hellblom: because it was trapped under a ed
[18:18:17] Emanuel hellblom: and he get saved from the guy guy by his black cop buddy ( that survives the movie)
[18:18:33] Ted miller: ugh
[18:18:42] Ted miller: this just sounds awfull
[18:18:44] Ted miller: and genric
[18:18:46] Cosbydaf: yeah
[18:18:49] Cosbydaf: how does it end
[18:19:57] Ted miller: so it just ed fight then roll credits
[18:20:14] Ted miller: or do they have the balls fora sequel tease
[18:21:20] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: does robocop have roboballs
[18:21:36] Emanuel hellblom: it ends with robocop (missing an arm and shot to hell) arives to the top of the building where the corporate bad guy ( that is a criminal now because he sent 2 soldiers to get rid of robocop) and robcops family (they where there because the bad guy wanted to tell them that cop was dead and that the robot part of him went berzerk though the building) where waiting for a helicopter to pick them up(that quickly fleed when they saw cop)
[18:24:37] Emanuel hellblom: so cop tries to shoot the bad guy but he is a red aset so robocop mumbles "dead or alive you are coming with me" and the bad guy explians that he cant do nothing and say he will shoot his family but then somehow does cop manage to shot him (and bad guy dies instantly) and his family runs up to him as he shuts down on the landing pad.
[18:25:29] Ted miller: but robocop is sopot to lose his family
[18:25:34] Ted miller: why
[18:25:57] Ted miller: its apart of his tragic loss of some of his humaity
[18:26:00] Ted miller: fuck
[18:26:06] Ted miller: the missed the ponit
[18:26:23] Cosbydaf: wait how does he manage to shoot him if he's programmed not to?
[18:26:27] Emanuel hellblom: then samuel L jackson comes in with the last satire of american tv bits and tells us that the law for robot cops ( the reason they made robocop was to have a half human robot so that the american public would want real robots and police) was vetoed by the president and swears of how stupid this is.
[18:26:33] Emanuel hellblom: I don't know
[18:26:58] Emanuel hellblom: and the last bit is robocop in the lab(with his "original" colors) preparing to go and see his family again.
[18:27:00] Emanuel hellblom: THE END
[18:27:21] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: does he have robot dog sidekick
[18:27:25] Cosbydaf: i guess ending with the silver colors is supposed to be a nod to the fans?
[18:27:49] Emanuel hellblom: more like shaked baby syndrome
[18:27:55] Cosbydaf: LOL
[18:28:17] Cosbydaf: fuck they don't even have some clever method of bypassing the programming
[18:28:23 | Edited 18:28:40] Cosbydaf: he manages to ignore it for a second
[18:28:26] Emanuel hellblom: because when they first make the suit it is original, but then the corporate bad guy changes it to black
[18:28:42] Emanuel hellblom: I think he did it with the power of love
[18:28:56] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: huey lewis must be spinning in his grave
[18:28:59] Cosbydaf: mmm thats almost as contrived as the godzilla creepypasta
[18:29:05] Cosbydaf: slef deprsictons
[18:29:14] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: nah it's not that bad
[18:29:24] Cosbydaf: lol
[18:30:05] Emanuel hellblom: OH YEAH, another thing, because he did 5 seconds worse then the robots in a hostage situation with multiple criminals they basicly gave him combat mode
[18:30:10] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: oh there's a new peanutbuttergamer episode, cool
[18:30:12] Ted miller: i am kinda pissed he keep his famly
[18:30:26] Emanuel hellblom: (and the "I buy that for a dollar" was said when he failed)
[18:30:26] Ted miller: that noils my bacon
[18:30:52] Ted miller: ugh
[18:31:41] Emanuel hellblom: combat mode is when his visor is down and then a computer takes over and give murphy the illusion of free will
[18:31:49] Emanuel hellblom: wich sort of makes the whole thing pointless
[18:31:55] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: so what movie remake that's terrible in comparison to its source material will we bitch about next time?
[18:32:10] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: I'm thinking drop dead fred, i heard russel brand's in it, fuck
[18:32:28] Emanuel hellblom: I put my money on the naked gun
[18:33:15] Emanuel hellblom:
www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=112469[18:33:24] Ted miller: my money is on dusten checks in
[18:33:40] Ted miller: ape movie are going to come back
[18:33:44] Ted miller: in a big way
[18:33:56 | Edited 18:34:06] Cosbydaf: mmm my bet is that the movie industry is gonna turn out like the game industry where it's so underwhelming i don't even care anymore
[18:34:09] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: ed helms is a good comic actor but what's the point in even attempting a naked gun reboot? It's just too iconic
[18:34:18] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: it's like there being an indiana jones remake
[18:34:22] Ted miller: i gotta a feeling you maybe right cosbydaf
[18:34:45] Ted miller: they remade godzilla twice
[18:34:58] Ted miller: there nothing holy to these people
[18:35:13] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: godzilla had the benefit of being balls old
[18:35:18] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: and then the remake being garbage
[18:35:27] Emanuel hellblom: oh yeah, the only criminal you actually cared about was one called john biggs that was in the movie for about 10 seconds and tries to kill robocop with a handgranade
[18:35:31] Ted miller: kinda shocked disney hasnt re realsed the oringal prints of star wars
[18:35:39] Ted miller: beacuse nstoglia money
[18:35:45] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: I think any movie made pre 1960 is fair game for remakes
[18:35:47] Emanuel hellblom: so cop just shoots him in the chest with a taser and let him die to his own grenade he was holding
[18:36:35] Ted miller: its like if i remade casablance and made it about a outer space disco kaiju battle
[18:36:43] Ted miller: sure that would be funny
[18:36:47] Cosbydaf: godfather remake, with michael cera in lead role
[18:36:54] Ted miller: fuck no
[18:37:18] Cosbydaf: "Young Mikey's life is turned upside down when his aging father wants him to take up the family business"
[18:37:32] Cosbydaf: "cue feel good music"
[18:38:07] Emanuel hellblom: oh yeah, for some reason was the black chief of police played by a black woman, wich personality and looks was quite good for the role except that SHE WAS TECHINCALLY ON THE VILLAINS SIDE
[18:38:22 | Edited 18:38:26] Cosbydaf: i guess there was no Officer Lewis
[18:39:35] Spivsy made $10k following this one weird trick: I wonder if they're still remaking Porkys
[18:39:51] Ted miller: porably
[18:39:56] Emanuel hellblom: played by a black dude, got shot in the start of the movie (basicly he and murphy was stereotypical action cops that play by their own rules) and surives to save cop in the end
[18:40:20] Cosbydaf: thats...bizarre