Iron Man 3

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Feb 25, 2013 5:26:54 GMT NancyMancy said:

You're mistaking Disney for Warner Brothers, friend. Only terrible Marvel film in the Cinematic Universe is Iron Man 2 and parts of Captain America. Plus, GotG and Thor soon, then Phase 3 and Ant-Man / Doctor Strange goodness.

Actually Avengers was terrible, Iron Man is problematic, and Thor and Captain America are basically just ok.

[outhouseinferno]

mmmm opinionions

Yeah Iron Man 2 seems to be the weak link.

[NancyMancy]

Looks like someone is mad.

[Spuvsy]

I liked Iron Man 2

[xolta]

Pesronaly I feel Iron man 2 was okay about enjoyable as the first. Iron man movie have been lacking in the villian aera thought.

[NancyMancy]

They only have a few credible IM villains left. Can't see Boomerang, Living Laser or Whirlwind being used. Maybe Arsenal?

[cosbydaf]

Feb 25, 2013 9:18:36 GMT i love my dead gay forum said:

Actually Avengers was terrible

[i love my dead gay forum]

Seriously, it's one of the least tense action movies I've ever seen.

[xolta]

I liked the avengers Its a fun enjoyable movie. While not doing any thing to challge the pople wachting it, it did want it was made to do be an enjoyable super hero movie. Anwyas ways I do sohope the villians in iron man 3 are better then the last 2.

[cosbydaf]

Iron Manos

[i love my dead gay forum]

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[outhouseinferno]

How about dat illuminati blanket.

[cosbydaf]

So I was writing up a "cinema sin" for Iron Man 3


But soon I realized that much like Lay's Potato Chips, one just isn't enough.

So here's the list of stupid, warning spoilers abound;

*Tony publicly challenges the Mandarin to attack him at his house and does nothing to prepare for an attack.

*Giant stuffed bunny rabbit.

*Tony can pull up a Star Trek 3d hologram of a crime scene based on computer files, but he can't detect that helicopters carrying missiles are flying towards his house.

*When his house is being attacked, Tony does not immediately activate all the suits.

*Tony decides to stay in the Mark 42 which is flimsy and unreliable, even though he still have the Mark 7 which endured all the events of Avengers.

*Tony neglects to activate any other suit until the finale.

*Tony remains in the most unreliable suit during the attack.

*Director seems to think that if we don't see constantly see Robert Downey Jr on screen, we'll forget what we're watching.

*Director uses every possible excuse to get Tony Stark out of his Iron Man suit.

*Tony was using his suit like a video game in the plane rescue scene, thus ruining it by showing that there was nothing at stake for him.

*Action scene in an Iron Man movie involves Tony Stark in a hoodie using explosive Christmas ornaments.

*Rhodey tries to be stealthy while wearing a bright green polo shirt.

*Tony has 40+ suits flying around but couldn't be bothered to make an extra War Machine armor.

*Instead of acting as War Machine, Rhodey swings around cables like Spider-Man.

*Everything involving the kid character

*The entire Tennesse subplot was pointless

*Sometimes an explosion kills an Extremis baddie, and sometimes it doesn't.

*Tony instantly kills Savin by using the Uni-Beam, doesn't use this again in the finale.

*Killian can belch out a fireball randomly, doesn't use this again in the finale.

*When trying to reach Pepper, Tony does not call one of the 40+ suits to assist him

*In the finale, Tony spends a lot of time running around without a suit when one of the Extremis soldiers could easily have shot him.

*Epic battle between Iron Legion and Extremis Soldiers that we barely see.

*Tony Stark is never hurt when he's not wearing the suit.

*The Iron Men armors used to be able to endure tank blasts, lightning, giant turbines, alien armies and the Hulk, but now are so weak that being hit by a truck shatters them.

*Killian can trap people in the Iron Patriot armor, and control it remotely, but he can't make it eject people.

*Awesome looking blue Hulkbuster suit shows up only to serve as a pillar.

*Movie ignores the fact that when the aforementioned suit explodes, it could have brought down the entire building.

*Tony gets PTSD from the events of the Avengers, completely forgets the first 2 films.

*PTSD is conquered when you "stop being a pussy about it".

*All the marketing builds up Mandarin as an epic villain, but he's actually an actor who boasts about his smelly poops.

*Another Mark 42 breaking gag almost immediately after Pepper's supposed death.

*In the final battle, despite being able to tear through the Iron Man suits like tin foil, Killian gets trapped inside the Mark 42, which has been shown to be a flimsy piece of crap the entire movie.

*Killian claiming that he is the real Mandarin is like a kid's dad claiming he is the real Santa Claus because he puts out the presents.

*Pepper is given Extremis powers for no reason.

*Jarvis ignores Tony when he tells him not to have the armor shoot Pepper, so that she can destroy it in a slow-mo shot.

*After almost losing everything due to knee-jerk decision making, Tony decides to destroy all of his suits on a whim, showing that he has learned nothing from this experience.

*Major plot elements resolved via 5-minute epilogue

*Tony claims that he is still Iron Man even though he has obviously given up being Iron Man.

[Chiropto]

*Action scene in an Iron Man movie involves Tony Stark in a hoodie using explosive Christmas ornaments.

It says a lot about this movie that that was probably the best part...

[i love my dead gay forum]

a lot of that just sounds like those 'everything wrong with movie in 2 minutes or less' youtubes which suck

*All the marketing builds up Mandarin as an epic villain, but he's actually an actor who boasts about his smelly poops.

surely that's the point? it's deliberate misdirection?