This One Time....

[spork]

this one time... i left my rubber ducky out to dry on the balcony during
the night. i took it in for a bath the night after to enjoy my bubbly
time. here in japan we often shower first to get clean then relax in the
bath. i like to do this with my rubber ducky. i also like to squeeze my
rubber ducky to watch the water shoot out of its rubbery ducky butt hole. but
this night when i squeezed him there was this terrible fart noise
followed by a bloody slimy guck from the bottom hole into the water. i
was like wtf is this . upon closer inspection it turned out to be a slug
that had crawled in during the night. when i squeezed it had popped
the slug out and exploded it's body into my bath water. bath time was
over quickly followed by another shower

now i don't leave my bath toys to dry on the balcony

[xolta]

Poor little slug.

[KDarkness]

I'm laughing at this a lot more than I should be

[The Leader]

Awwwwwwwww