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Post by cosbydaf on May 20, 2013 19:59:18 GMT
Was I the only one that immediately heard Obama saying his lines in the comic?
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Post by outhouseinferno on May 20, 2013 20:01:28 GMT
What the... that's my lucha jack! HEY GIVE IT BACK
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Post by scutigeracoleoptrata on May 21, 2013 2:34:31 GMT
Uh...I don't know anything about that...I definitely didn't just save some screenshots and edit out the background... Anyway, John Carl Rand is actually a Darwin figure, for those curious. He's from the Evolving Darwin set: www.neatoshop.com/product/Evolving-Darwin-Playset |
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Post by xolta on May 21, 2013 21:12:06 GMT
Man you find some cool toys.
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Post by xolta on May 21, 2013 21:13:19 GMT
Man you find some cool toys.
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Post by xolta on May 26, 2013 4:07:42 GMT
So for the thrid brith day of lucha jack i will praboly do some but untill then heres iusse 1-2 ran thorough a bunch of translation programs. I also edited the og photos. So its offical folks I am a huge ass like Lucas. However the frist issue ddi come out as intented, stil feels worng edtting the old pics. sorry  What is the new adventures by Jack Lucha ? Lucha Jack: of hid the ceremony Yeti: never Lucha Jack: then die  Lucha jack: that will teach you.  I do not Dr.Xolta? Yeti has paid for it.  Lucha Jack. Now, tell it to the formula?  DNA present Dr. Xolta: hybrid evolution  Beelzebuzzer 9: Desi dna. People think evolution is clear copyed Digimon.  Lucha Jacques: die now junk Arr  Lucha Jack: killed in an epic battle to the death now. Thats all you get might do more latter even thought this made me fell wrong. Also series is still dead. |
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Post by cosbydaf on May 31, 2013 23:20:25 GMT
 A new Lucha joins the team!  He is confused and scared by his new environment. |
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Post by xolta on Jun 1, 2013 1:06:43 GMT
Lucha jack looks like he shat him self in fear.
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Post by xolta on Jun 9, 2013 17:58:49 GMT
Lucha jack third anniversary issue part 1  The year is 3040, the world is in a lucha age! After the fall of civilization by dance fever. Mighty luchadores rebuilt the world in there image. Many champions from across the cosmos come to challenge them. This is just one story. .... Lucha jacks story.  Terrorpin: How is everine? I mean commissioner. Commissioner Everine: So I heard your taking your wife and kid to the cosbydaf museum? Well why did you win this last match then? You had to fuck up a fixed fight. All you had to do was take a dive and let Super Atomic Medusa win. But know your a two bit bum. Listen good I took you from begin a farm league bum to a major super star. I deiced how wins and who loses got me? Be shame if that petty family got hurt. Now lose the next match got me! Terrorpin: Yes sir.  Lucha Jack: Hello Everine. What was all that abut? Commissioner Everine: Just telling Terrorspin to have a nice vacation. So your going to be up agiest Kid Akira Jr. Go easy no him no limb ripping this time. Lucha Jack: Must you take all the zest out of my life? Cant even call him a back moon fuck nugget any more. Commissioner Everine: Just remember I deiced who wins and loser around here. Lucha Jack: Blow it out your ass fuck lips. ~Later at the fights~  ~Swish~ Lucha Jack: Kid Akria Jr. more like kid losser jr... That line sounded better in my head ~ a few days later~  Chupacabra: Next match lucha jerk.. fights some bad wards gumo gladiators, Black hole power and Pimpenstine they come from the planet Balxsopulto..  Lucha Jack: So I will show you two real black power buy nocking you lights out. Then I will shove your head up my black hole.  ~thawK~ ~ more fights~   Chupacabra:Oh boy the fucking retarded that can barely speak won, lets idolize him for no good reason.... Lucha jacks got to more fights next this week and by moon emperor spivsy brain will it be "awesome" I hope you half formed f**s ~ later while t the locker rooms~  Commissioner Everine: Listen here Lucha jack I dont care who you think you are but tomorrow your losing that fight. Got me? You let King Cosmo win or I will personally rip you heart out. Lucha Jack: I wont do a fixed fight so go find some other tap dancing rent boy to do your dirty work.  Commissioner Everine: Then I will kill the last living descendent of Lucha Jane. It coasted me a mint but I found the last living thing that ties you to that woman. Real sweet that you check up on the kid every day. Lucha Jack: You wouldn't dare! Commissioner Everine: Do you got the ball to test me on that! Lucha Jack: I will find away out of this and when I do your dead. But for now I got no choice to play along for now. Will lucha jack find away out? find oout in part 2! To be continued Memo I hope to get part done bfroe june 21 the actual third anniversary of lucha jack. |
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Post by outhouseinferno on Jun 10, 2013 2:26:16 GMT
FINALLY. I am going to hound you endlessly about why you ever stopped because this delivered the original lucha jack style we all know and crave.
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Post by xolta on Jun 10, 2013 22:31:28 GMT
Part2 ~Later at the commissioners privet box~  Janey: So why hold me hostage not Silver mask or Charlotte? Commissioner Everine: Because I am not stupid enough to mess with freaks and monsters unless I got a plan. So sit back and watch the death of lucha jack ~ mean while at the fight ~  ~slam~ King Cosmo: Time to crush you old man. Lucha Jack: What are you tring to do kill me? King Cosmo: Da I will brake you. Lucha JacK: Everine you rat bastard IF I find away out of this I will blend your guts with my teeth.  ~puch~ Lucha Jack: DIE! King Cosmo: do you realy want her to die? Of course not, now let me finish my work.   ~ KERSNAP~  Lucha Jack: This is for you Janey.  ~CRUNCH~  Janey Lucha jack Noooo!  Lucha Jack: I am sorry Janey but This is the end for me.  King Cosmo: Finishing laser!  Lucha Jack: He Kind turd rember to destroy my body or I will come back. Chainsaw this is my final order. If they are worth they can call pull you form this ground they too may have the power of Lucha jack! So this is what my .... wibble.. The end  Xolta: Hey folks don't worry this was just a what if story/ else worlds kinda story, so none of it happened. Lucha Jack: Dont you think that it begin a what if will piss off the fans? Xolta: People geting mad over the internet over silly things that don't matter that's unheard of. Any ways thanks for the three years of love this series has had. Writing this did make me want to do more but for now let lucha jack rest. There provably core to come. When I cant say. Thanks again for all the love. Whoop this took me a whole week to make form planing, writing, editing, taking pics, editing pic, editing again and then finishing. Thanks for 3 year of love i am glad i got it done before the actual date.. |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 14, 2013 14:43:15 GMT
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 20, 2013 2:18:26 GMT
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Post by xolta on Jun 21, 2013 16:25:41 GMT
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Post by xolta on Jul 1, 2013 23:40:09 GMT
I am super broded so here a list of the top of my head of stuff i made refecne to in lucha jack
thor comics
avgeners
dbz android saga
dbz in grenal
digimon
bogleech members
bogleech in general
sucts comic
outhouses comic
Whats opera doc
The cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Sliver age comics
dc animated unvisre
Dr. Mabuse the gambler
Evaguilon
Japaneses political uprisings
sonic
Frankenstein
terminator
old school hostess fruit pie adds
what if
my own self hate
flash point
new 52(* only in image from)
Share universe and other universes (one of the only truly serious idea after iusse 1)
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