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Post by xolta on Jul 2, 2013 3:48:11 GMT
 Mades this for canada day and other reasons. |
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Post by xolta on Jul 4, 2013 4:32:43 GMT
 Happy fourth of juky heres a mspanit ddole that was going to be a comic |
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Post by xolta on Jul 7, 2013 0:36:55 GMT
Behold the lucha jack dating sim version 1.2. Please tell me if i missed any bugs and or any input would be nice because you all deserve the best shity dating sim I can make. Download link below. www.mediafire.com/?2hj2ilnk2l02zmy |
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Post by xolta on Aug 12, 2013 1:41:36 GMT
 lucha pc: reating all children to die kills them; [Why all mothers kill all children to death!] The Living Dead Psychical Modality. Lucha Jack:... What did the fuck did I just read? Did this half fromed mongo drink mercury as a kid? I am going find out how did this a nut punch them out of time space. Lucha Jack: To the lucha mobile!  Lucha jack: Fuck I dont have a lucha mobile, welp looks like I am walikng. Thanks obama!  Lucha JacK: Were is the formula... I mean how in the name of your malformed butt fucking mom is behind the thig on my pc? I cant aford tech suport. How hurry up and explain before I strangle hold you. Outhouseinferno: More like bbc cock cold.  Lucha Jack: Now if you dont want me to cursh your raisin sized balls you will tell em how is behind that site. Outhouse: Aorta!  Lucha Jack: I am going to kill you super quick today is meat loaf day at the diner and aint missing that for nothing. Admiral aorta: I did all this to how people the shocking sub text the real turth behind it all.. Now behold my final from and you to will be enlightened. ~transforming sound effects~  Admiral aorta: Behold the turth. ow do you under stand?  Lucha Jack: Nope... vUrgh my head! What did you do you chunky sheep fucker? ..urrgggggh .... Yes it all makes secen now There is no formula.... I am the fromula we are all fromula! The froumla is people and I am the formula! ~ evolves into eight dimensional begin~  Lucha Jack: Father..father.. Father the sleeper has awakened! The end alt ending  Lucha Jack: This is why I hate shit licking cats. |
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Post by Albino Anti-Hero on Aug 12, 2013 2:40:21 GMT
Two toy comics where Admiral Aorta has a super form?
COINCIDENCE?
I THINK NOT!
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Post by xolta on Aug 12, 2013 2:59:30 GMT
mmmmm carloss manceminsasms
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Post by cosbydaf on Aug 12, 2013 12:25:02 GMT
LUCHA BACK!
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Post by scutigeracoleoptrata on Aug 14, 2013 4:30:14 GMT
Admiral aorta will tell the people.
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Post by xolta on Aug 27, 2013 0:17:05 GMT
 Outhouseinferno: God dmanit why dose life keep shiting on me? ~wibb wiibb wiible~ Why dose it feel like my soul died? Good bye frog.  Lucha Jack: xolta said you were depressed about your period or some stupid toy. So whats the matter fatty ding dong? Outhouseinferno:Lucha jack my frog died now go away. Lucha Jack: Well waa waa peoples parents got raped to death with hydraulic presses today. So cry hard you weeb neet fur fag. I can tell you a story about how I killed this jerk offs...frog. Oh fuck I am in trouble.  Outhouseinferno: You son of a wibble. You took over my comic, my life, killed so many, you raped my mom and now you killed my frog. That's it, transform into mechahouseinfreno!  Epic anime back ground singer: Henshin robotto Outhouse! Outhouse! Supa robottooo.....Mechahouseinfrenooooo!! Mechahouseinfreno: Die!  Shining God jack:Jokes on you dick lick I can transform into a robot to. But enough talk have at you!  Epic anime back ground singer: Riding in my heart of lucha.. oh whoa in my heart of lucha. Give me your wibble in ever one. Some other esoteric joke.  Chripto: and thats how i would write a lucha jack comic. xolta: I love it. i think you got a good future in the web comic biz kid. and so chripo and xolta live happy for a few months until the started over who got the action figure rights The end This comic is dedicated to Froghouseinferno 1973-20013 He is one with the stars |
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Post by xolta on Sept 8, 2013 16:15:27 GMT
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Post by xolta on Sept 12, 2013 17:18:48 GMT
 Lucha JacK: Hello there fur baby ausistic fucks. Its mee lucha jack, xolta is all butt mad about some shinangas over at dc so this comic is his retarted way to show hate.. Now were is my $20?  Xolta: So I am holding a contest and who ever wins will get to have there work stolen from them for life with little pay or creative freedom. Sounds awesome I know. All you have to do is make a comic were lucha jack commits suicide.  Random jerkoff: Oh boy howdy I am going to make a web comic! Then become famous.  Lucha Jack:There Are no more yetis left to fight, no more ass chomping half formed dinosaurs to declare illgal and no more forumla. Life is a joke and I sick of it. Time to die. I should get naked for this. Nah fuck it, mmmm wibbble.  Lucha Jack: Thats all folks. ~meawhile at dc hq~  Dan dio dc editor: Two women that are in a loving healthy relationship getting married...Noooo! The Dark lords of the male age 14-34 demographic will not be pleased buy this! ~ Later that day in Missouri~  Lucha Jack Taste my lucha boot you hack. This is for all the bullshit you put me in over the years you hlaf mongoloid spaz.Also weres my $20 at? Narrator: And so xolta pooped blood for weeks after ward and Dan dio dc editor exploded because it turns out hes dumb. The end. |
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Post by xolta on Sept 12, 2013 17:36:23 GMT
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Post by cosbydaf on Sept 12, 2013 17:49:28 GMT
You should make more angry Lucha Jack comics because this was great
*SHINANGAS*
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Post by xolta on Sept 20, 2013 16:30:05 GMT
Xolta: Time for a other what if folks. What if Lucha jack was a 70s Anime Series?  Naratetor: Deep in the depths of space there lives uncontrolled evil that seeks the utter dominance of our earth how will stop these space demons?!  Narrator: Lucha Jack! Lucha Jack is a artificial man carted by the brilliant Dr. Caligri in his never war to fight these invaders! With a grate scene of justice in its heart its disguised as a normal high school boy its the amazing super man Lucha Jack! Theme song: Oh jack jack jack! When the braking dogs! Dogs! 123 there are sirens screaming. Can you hear them? Yes! Here he come in a flash of light here to save day with his might. Lucha jack! He will kick nwe butts thats for sure. Victory pose! Lucha jack... luchaaa jackkkkk! In this weeks episode Friend or Eneimgo part 1  Jack: I am sorry Jane but i cant go to the dance with you. My pal Enemigo and his gang got into a scrap so I have to help them get back at the everone high gang. Narrator: Little dose lucha jack know that enemigo is actually an agent for N.W.E the evil alien invaders lead by Ruler baron z.  Jack: Jane its a monster you better Run! ( I can let her know my secret so its best that i fought this monster alone) Terrorspin: Haha puny humans prepare to die! Lucha Jack: JACK FROM Lucha Flash!  Terrorspin: Lucha Jack! oh banana oil...but you wont be able to stop us. As I speek the master has taken Jane. Now taste tutrle beam!  Lucha Jack: Taste chain saw ruffian! ~Swish~  Terrorspin: that didn't even hurt me. What will happen next will lucha jack defeat the evil terror spin? Will Lucha jack find out about eneimgos real indeity? Tune in next week lucha fans To be continued: |
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Post by xolta on Sept 26, 2013 18:14:20 GMT
Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror 1  Lucha Jack: Hello you semi baked cans of shit that sadly read this drek. I know I am the light of your pity full sad weeb lives so were doing a bunch of mini comics so enjoy you fucktrads or i will make you shit blood for three days and fist your whore moms to death. So sit back get some snacks or what ever for Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror.   Narrator: Today story is not for the faint at heart it about man's hubris and spooky noises late at night. Here in the creepy pit of terror. ~Random creepy noises~ Lucha Jack: What in Blue demons good earth could be making noise at this hour? When I find out I will bust its fucking dick in half. I bet it thoughts kids next door with there stupid gta.. they ever invite me to play.  Lucha Jack: Chupacabra I am going to let you explain why you were making random ass spaz noises at 2am. Then I am going to cripple you for life and shit on all you stuff. This is the last time I invite you to a pizza party. Chupacabra; mmmmm..You niglet, i not here right now. Either are you honky. In fact your playing a haunted n64 game.  Lucha Jack: Oh my god!!!...Whats going on? Is this a dream?  Lucha Jack: And why are my eyes bleeding jam? Narrator: Man kinds is but a game and a dream in the eyes of the the creepy pit of terror. for all across the earth's face there are insect know as the lucha race please stand by. the end in tune next week fora other Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror |
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