Lucha jack

[cosbydaf]

[The Leader]

I love you Cosby.

[xolta]

So it begins

[cosbydaf]

mmmmm no daets fro u

adventuers in okcupid

[outhouseinferno]

So much wibble

[xolta]

i wonder if this will get the comic views?

[xolta]

[xolta]

Lucha Jack: Hurry up and reprogram the fucking shit munching robot. Get your hands off me you damend dirty yeti.

~struggle~



Lucha Jack: Look you sub human monster just give up and we will be going. I got better thingsto do. Like Turn a cretin munchkins skull into my personal piss pot.

Yeti: Gorrrwwww!

Lucha Jack: Fine have it your own way. I hope you enjoyed life you fapping queen, because your going to die.

~Swish~

Yeti: Eookooo



Lucha Jack: Guess what Yeti? Its happy your on my chain saw and i bought you a drink. Time to die!



Clone Jack: Lucha Jack stop this!


Lucha Jack: Why?


Clone Jack:Baecause I reprogrammed Metal Donald.


Lucha Jack: To late I just sent this piss drinkers soul to hell. Maybe I will make him into a fancy hat.



Metal Donald: Resistance fighter android 002 online.



Lucha Jack: Lets go bust some half mongoloid fucking skulls!


Eneimgo: So there you are Lucha Jack. Oh boy more people to kill.


Lucha Jack: Eneimgo! Hopefully that tin can is on your side beacuse were going to need it.


~meanwhile~



Pooper: And thats why we should kill the leader in his sleep!






Ruler baron z: Dont make any moores her vision is based off movement.

Bahsebird: Oh dont be silly pal. Have you seen arc? Hes my Boy friend and he touched my feet. Were going to have
babies.

Popper: Can you go away the adults are talking!

~later at Sonics filth covered hovel~



Everone: Sonic give me one good reason why i shouldn't kill you? You owe me so much money and you raped my little girl you sick freak

Sonic: I an so high off paint right now. I Burnt down the white house just to see the staffers scream! Juice
N JAM!



Bansheebird: Have you seen arc were going t kill lucha jack?..love me...

Everone: 1 i dont know who you are a 2 no. Wait Did you say Lucha Jack?

Bansheebird: Sure did. Rainbbow owls on the moon stole my corn bread!



Everone: Look Sonic you shouldn't be alive. Your trash plain and simple but lets make a deal you help me find lucha jack and I wont bury you in a shallow ditch. Geno Everone Doesn't forget his debts.


~mean while at some were~



Wortcov: Thanks for leting me over Yrac and sorry about the pies.

Arc: no problem wortcov. Any thing to keep that crazy chick banshee away from me.


Will Lucha Jack be able to defeat eneimgo with clone jack and metal donalds help?
Will Popper and z kill the Leader? Will Banshee find arc? And will sonic and everone find Lucha Jack in time?

Find out this and more next time!


To be continued

[Spuvsy]

Look at the resolution on this!

[xolta]

I amzed that a shaved baby gorilla like me can actualy take good pictures too spivsy. Some day I will just get an hd camera.

[The Leader]

I am sure that I will be killed in my sleep one day.

[xolta]

The next "iusse" may take a while to make so i made some fake ads that one might see if lucha jack was a real comic. this is for 2 reasons

1.i want it not to be shit

2 i may get a new camera

Sorry for the wiat.

[outhouseinferno]

That is a world I would not like to live in.

[xolta]

Lucha Jack: Listen here and listen good. I trained Ed...I mean Enemigo back in the day. Hes my responsibility so you and the rust bucket over there take care of metal mickey.

Clone Jack: Fine but if you fuck up I am coming right here.



Enemigo: Hand over the chiansaw old man. You know and I know that we were made for each other. Were going to murder the world together.



Lucha Jack: Never you twisted fuck off! You showed so much promise when I found you. You could have been the best luchadore ever.

Enemigo: I am the best. That why I dont care about fame, money or any of that bullshit. All that matters is the pure sport that is murder.





Lucha Jack: I loved you like a son you cock stain! Yet you broke my one fucking rule I had with you back then. No killing in the ring unless they give you a reason.

~lucha kick~




Lucha Jack: Now to end this.

~ mean while~




Metal mickey:Humanity time is over... ho ho. Now Join me brother Donald or join the scrap heap of history ho ho!




~ANIT DISNEY SLAM!~




Clone jack: That was for Star wars would metal monster. Now to help lucha jack.

~meanwhile~



Wortcov: Now is everone?

Everone: No time for nicety have you seen Lucha Jack?

Wortcov: No I have not seen Lucha yak.

Sonic: I say we blow this taco stand and go to Thai land a rape and burn Bannock to the ground. Juice and jam!

Everone:: No sonic... Lest go.


~ Meanwhile at the leaders lair!~



TheLeader: Furbearingbrick cant you see I and spork Are trying to fullfill Popper's wish.

Spork : So she dosnet kill you in your sleep.


Furbearingbrick: Is that what the kids call it theses days... Any ways The meatal mickey is offfline sir and the doctor wants to tlak to you.




TheLeader: Popper I pormise you that your wish will be granted. But I need you to find out why metal mickey is offline. I got a lucha feeling in the pit of my gut.

Spork: I told you should have used xolta to fix metal mickey. He made them.

~later on that day~




Lucha Jack: Cant you see I am bussy you blind monkey.

Clone Jack: We fished off metal mickey now were hear to help.

Lucha Jack: I dont want your help. After I am done here we can take care of that two foot terror theleader.




Enemigo: You didnt think it was going to be that easy did you.

CLone Jack: Lucha jack watch out she is behind you!



Popper: Long time no see Little bro. Turns out The leader can he his half of the deal after all. Should have Know you were behind metal mickey getting turned off. Oh well. Time to die!


~Meanwhile~




Dr. Caligari: The gravy men are ready mine fuhrer. Also my infromat Teepasta tellsmme two time portals have opened up.


Will Lucha jack and CLone jack be able to stop the leaders plan? Will the be able to stop Enenmigo and Popper?
What about the gravy men and Two time portals?

Find out next time

To be continued

[xolta]

Enemigo & Popper: We did it we won! We finally beat them.



Everone: I told you it was a left on the Jersey turn pike.

Sonic: I am so high right now! Are you a god?

Everone:No.


Sonic: when some asks you if your a god you say yes. Oh shit under gril...

Everone: She over 100 years old you mook.


Sonic: Al last my dreams will cum ture. ha cum.




~Sonic thrust!~



Lucha Jack: I thought I never have to say this but thanks sonic, you sick pervert.


Sonic: You go take care of Enenimgo, I will finish off Popper. Dreamcast!



Sonic: What she a full gorwn woman...YES RAPE....


~mean while~



Lucha Jack: Lets finish the dance we started Enimgo. Lucha tornado!




Lucha Jack: Enemigo you may be a monster but I porably the one that made you that way. So sorry. I will make it painless Eward.




Enimgo: I am not dead yet. Why wont you just die for me?


Lucha Jack: 2 reasons, 1 your an ass hole 2 your a fucking monster you shit stain!



Lujcha jack: Now Chainsaw saw pile drive!

Everone: Everslam!

Clone jack: Clone Finisher!

~Some day in the far of year of leader xx at rebel hq~



The Leader: Now hand over the Pultouim fule so I can make the time portal work Chupacabra.

Chupacabra: You will Haveto Come over and get it!

Outhouseinferno: Knowing you leader, you will come early and it will beall awkard! Leader More like Leather. Llolollololol

The Leader: Fine have it your way. Clone Enimgo Troopers and Gravy men kill them!



~lMeanwhile after the battle with enimgo~




Clone Jack: How is he dead? Enenmigo is alive in my time.

Lucha Jack: Look kid I may not be the spiciest of tacos but I killed eough guys to know when some one is dead.
Maybe we are changing your future affter all.

Clone jack: We can only hope so..

~Later at our time peroid~



Future Leader: Listen to me, Lucha jack is coming to your place any time know and hes going to mess things up.. You want to become me right? Master of the universe.

The Leader: More then I want rainbow flavored ice cream.

Future Leader:: Then go get Enimgo Bodie You can use it to make clones of him. Also Send The gravy men after lucha jack. Do this and we shall win.


~later on that day.~



Spork: I am going to take the bodies to the doctor.Good thing they think were still at the place.
We better get back.

The Leader: Dont worry babe, After all we go the gravy men.



Gravy men: Rabble Grabble...


Will Lucha Jack be able to defeat the gravy men? Will he Stop Clone Jacks future from coming to pass?
Will The Leader and Spork win?


Find out in the shocking fineal in IUSSE 100

To be continued.