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Post by cosbydaf on Mar 1, 2013 19:22:36 GMT
I got a message on okcupid from someone I'd never seen before, saying "don't message me". True story. Should have replied back saying "i do waht i want ok". |
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Post by Albino Anti-Hero on Mar 1, 2013 22:45:33 GMT
 Lucha reticulan grey: hello father we have come for you Lucha Jack: fcuk note to slef no mor impnegating hot lesbein ninja luchadoras form spaec Lucha reticulan green: are you really going to do that? Lucha Jack: psyhsce hell no dumy not whit demm big alein tts |
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Post by The Leader on Mar 1, 2013 23:23:04 GMT
alein tts
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Post by cosbydaf on Mar 1, 2013 23:26:07 GMT
LUCHA JACK SPONSORED BY COLEMAN
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Post by xolta on Mar 2, 2013 0:20:22 GMT
Cool hopefully you make more
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Post by xolta on Mar 2, 2013 2:38:01 GMT
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Post by outhouseinferno on Mar 2, 2013 2:47:07 GMT
It's finally happened.
Now complete the cycle and put Mistico's head onto Lucha Jack
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Post by xolta on Mar 2, 2013 16:35:12 GMT
 TheLeader: Good all I going to plan. Is the metal mickey ready sporK? Spork: What do I looks like your mother or some thing, find out for your self. TheLeader: Hopefully Eneimgo is taking care of reverche. I will be going now... I love you sprok. Chu chu. ~meanwhle~  MIGO CHOP! Enemigo: Now to get that chain saw and geting back to murdering the world. ~Later~  Enemigo: Goddammit hes still alive! Fuck , If you want a job done right you got to do it your self, thats what did used to say before I skinned him alive. ~Meanwhile at Calgari's lab~  Dr. Caligari: The Metal Mickey Is up and ruing Mine Fuher. Thleader: And the gravy men? Dr. Caligari: It takes time to mass porduce homculi. After all the immortal army were just prototypes of an army corpse and it took me years too develop and make them. ~~meanwhile~  Lucha Jack: I saw we go in there Chain saw a blazing and kick some fucking fat tit having ass. Clone Jack: What about tactics old man? Were not number and they got metal mickey, Winch manged to kick you ass. Some hero you are! Lucha Jack: I am geting sick of your bullshit kid. You fight well come on, you pink livered pussy! Clone Jack: Okay but don't say didn't warn you old man! ~swish~  Lucha Jack: So whats the plan Stan? Clone Jack: We go and get metal donlad, then reprogram him. Then maybe we can stand a chance. Lucha Jack: I think I may now were its at?   Lucha Jack: Hand over metal donlad, or I am going to perfrom some illegal arm removal. ~meawhile~  BansheeBrid: Were are you arc my love... Love me.. Will The yeti hand over metal donald? Will clone jack and Lucha jack be able to defeat theleader? Will bancheebrid find arc? Will Eneimgo find lucha jack? What about he other super villians? Find out next time! To be continued |
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Post by ebe on Mar 2, 2013 19:45:59 GMT
NOW FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF LUCHA JACK Z!! (badass music plays alongside title card that shows different Lucha Jack faces floating in the background, staring eerily)
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Post by The Leader on Mar 2, 2013 23:52:30 GMT
oh god, banshee
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Post by spork on Mar 3, 2013 10:19:54 GMT
the suspense is killing me
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Post by outhouseinferno on Mar 3, 2013 10:42:07 GMT
My favorite part is how Lucha Jack is giving progressively less and less of a shit as the series goes on, to just lying on the floor with his arm off when his alternate-reality future self talks to him.
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spork
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Post by spork on Mar 3, 2013 12:02:00 GMT
but isn't that how we all end up eventually?
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Post by xolta on Mar 3, 2013 13:38:34 GMT
My favorite part is how Lucha Jack is giving progressively less and less of a shit as the series goes on, to just lying on the floor with his arm off when his alternate-reality future self talks to him. I like to think that this kinda thing happens to lucha jack alot off screen. So He just goten used to slive age level weridness by now. |
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Post by KDarkness on Mar 3, 2013 15:05:31 GMT
Lucha Jack can't even order pizza anymore without meeting his lesbian alien clone cousin from another reality or some shit.
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