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Post by ebe on May 2, 2015 10:28:38 GMT
At the dawn of time, the energy that created the Universe spawned beings of immense power and wisdom, gods, creators, whatever they were, their legacy can still be felt. In ancient days man enjoyed the blessings of these beings in the form of Monster Arts, powerful figures that were said to hold the power of the gods themselves. But where there is power there is greed, and beings throughout the universe hoarded or destroyed the Monster Arts, ending the ages of miracles.
Now, on a small planet known as Urth, only 5 Monster Arts remain, it is said should they be gathered together, a miracle will happen...
MONSTER ARTS Z: Cosbydaf's Journey
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Post by ebe on May 2, 2015 11:29:34 GMT
Sonoran hurried through the city, he wasn't going to be late but he didn't have too much leeway. As he rushed around a corner, he was knocked over by a hard metal surface. He froze as he looked up, a Servtron!
"Your valued opinion is requested." Sono tried to run away but it was no use as the metal vice clamped around his waist.
"Let me go! Fuck this! :V" Suddenly Sono felt himself pressed back by a rush of air as the Servtron blasted into the sky. He could barely register what was going on as the scenery changed from the cityscape to blasted wasteland, soon a metallic glimmer could be seen and they began to slow down as they entered a large warehouse.
Dread filled Sono as he saw dozens of prisoners tapping dully away at computers, he was taken to a computer where a clearly dehydrated woman was hunched over, unmoving. The Servtrons deceptively cheerful voice sounded: "Replacement for #014 found." As it spoke, a trap door opened under the woman and her body disappeared. The door closed as quickly as it had opened, and Sono found himself strapped in front of a monitor. "Finish sufficient surveys to pay off transport fee, current debt is $10,000, water and food are an additional $30 each, best of luck!" The Servtron sped away.
Sono looked dimly at the screen, an online survey was waiting to be started, while he wanted to defy this whole system, he was curious if it was possible to make sufficient money. He began typing through the survey, age, race, opinion on soft drinks, and when he had finished saw his debt clock in the start bar decrease...$9,999.82, he had made 18 cents.
"DAMN IT! I'll never get out like this! No way, I'm not taking these surveys, I..." he choked slightly, furious at the injustice of it all. As his hands trembled with rage, he heard a rapid clicking next to him. He glanced over to see a thin man furiously clicking through surveys with multiple windows open. Curiously, Sono looked over, and was shocked to see the mans debt clock under 10 dollars! Within an hour, even that was gone. The man froze, then stood up, still facing the screen. A Servtron hovered behind him.
"Congratulations #013, you are free to go." The shackles that had held the man fell off, he lifted his arms, scratching his right wrist. "#013, you must leav-" the Servtrons head was torn off as the man swung around, quickly adopting a fighting stance. Sonoran jumped up as he realized what was happening. The man scowled.
"Everyone's leaving."
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Post by ebe on May 2, 2015 13:44:31 GMT
Cosbydaf
Three more Servtrons circled around the man, "Destruction of FisherTrends Inc. property is a capital offense."
"Get out of my face!" The man lunged again, knocking one Servtron's hover base off the rest of its body, causing it to crash to the ground.
Seeing his chance, Sono grit his teeth as he struggled against his restraints.
The remaining two Servtrons rushed the man in a pincer movement, with a forceful yell he tore one down it's middle, but in a flash he fell to the ground as the other Servtron stuck an active electro-prod into him. The man struggled to get up as a blade switched out of the Servtrons grasper, extending towards him.
"Hyaaaaa!"
Sonoran body checked the bot, knocking it back a good measure. As it stabilized itself, the man began breathing deeply. His eyes began to glow a bright blue as his hands made intricate motions.
"Screen Freeze!"
A pulse of blue light rippled through the warehouse, monitors exploded and shackles opened up, the Servbots optical display shattered as it crashed to the ground. Prisoners began to stand, the stronger ones helping the weaker ones up as they cheered. Sonoran ran up to the man.
"That was awesome! Why didn't you do that sooner? Who are you?"
The man smiled, a little embarrassed.
"My hands were stuck to that keyboard...I'm Cosbydaf, thanks for the assist back there, you?"
"I'm Sonoran, let's get out of here!"
As they dusted themselves off, a voice crackled from the factory intercom.
"What's going on? Servtrons report! Report! Dammit, I guess I'll have to go survey the damage, takes a YEAR to get to Urth!"
Cosbydaf and Sono stood silent, it was dangerous to have made an enemy of FisherTrends, the galactic investment company.
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The various prisoners had split up to go back to their homes, Cosbydaf was following along with Sono as he had no place in particular to go. As Cosby reached into his pack for some water, Sono gasped.
"Dude is that the King Ghidorah Monster Art? How do you HAVE that?"
"It's a gift from an old friend of mine, Scutigera."
"Wait, you were friends with the dimension scholar? No wonder you can kick ass! Uh, sucks that he passed away, did they ever find that monster?"
"No...let's not talk about it."
"Right my bad."
They walked on for a bit longer until they were met with the welcome site of small hut, a dog began to bark from inside as they approached. The door creaked open, and out shuffled a strange green creature that was able to shuffle about despite having no legs.
"hello would you like smothing to drink?"
It wasn't strange to see aliens, but this one was quite unusual, startling Sono.
"Woah what are you?"
"im xolta."
Cosbydaf stirred. "Xolta, the wibble hermit?"
"why yes whos asking?"
"This is great! Scutigera told me you could help train me!"
"oh yes sucitgera how is he?"
"He passed away...last year."
"sorry"
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Post by xolta on May 2, 2015 14:30:36 GMT
Ebe never stop beging magic. I love this.
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Post by cosbydaf on May 2, 2015 22:56:05 GMT
*dogs*
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Post by xolta on May 2, 2015 23:11:25 GMT
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Post by xolta on May 2, 2015 23:19:17 GMT
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Post by xolta on May 2, 2015 23:25:34 GMT
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Post by ebe on May 3, 2015 1:50:47 GMT
"i see, so a FisherTrends admin is approaching, you will need to train hard until the ponit you can stop him. take these uniforms."
xolta handed both of them heavy padded clothing. Sonoran was unimpressed."
"These are really gay."
Cosbydaf began putting his on. "Come on man it's for training."
"Wark :V"
Xolta led them to a field where a large statue of a malformed Luchadores stood.
"this came from dollar tree, you dont need rare fgires to gain strength, take energy from wherever you can find it"
"How exactly is this going to make us stronger?"
"dogs"
Dozens of dogs burst out from the surrounding rocks, Cosbydaf and Sonoran were forced to take off sprinting, rapidly tiring out in the weighted training clothes, as a St Bernard closed in, it became clear training wouldn't be a walk in the park.
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Five months of excruciating training had passed, xolta met with his students.
"great job, dogs cant catch you anymore, your ready for the netx level. i will teach you the dinobomb cosby, and you snoran will learn gundam bster."
As xolta reviewed the arcane techniques with them, a menacing figure appeared on the horizon. Tall and thin with green skin and bulging red frog eyes, the figure walked up to the three.
"You there, hand over the Ghidorah and I'll leave."
Cosbydaf took a step forward.
"mmmm no."
The frog shook his head. "Figured that wouldn't work, it shouldn't be easy to gather Monster Arts."
xolta suddenly shot up.
"watch out! it outhouseinferno! he survived the quote library fire years ago, and has been looking fro monsterartsmsa ever snice!"
Outhouse adopted a fighting stance as the wind blew through the desert. Cosbydaf stayed firm, there was a moment of silence, and then-
"Bshwp!"
Outhouse seemingly "swam" through the air, head butting Cosbydaf, who was knocked back several feet, before swinging up underneath Outhouse and upper cutting him into the sky. Outhouse immediately shot back down, kicking Cosbydaf down before knocking him into a boulder.
Cosbydaf slowly got up, cracking his neck. "You're good! I won't hold back!" He quickly threw off his weighted uniform, stretching out as he stared Outhouse down.
"Paf!"
Outhouse swam rapidly at Cosbydaf again, but this time was knocked back by another punch. His eyes began flashing rapidly.
"COMICS TIME!"
A huge blast of energy shot from his mouth before splitting into hundreds of tiny beams that corkscrewed towards Cosbydaf, Cosbydaf used all his speed to avoid the incoming beams, but as they exploded around him one found it's mark, followed by several more. Sonoran and xolta shielded their eyes as the blasts faded, Cosbydaf in a guard position, clearly weakened. Outhouse swam forward again, rocketing towards Cosbydaf. Quickly Cosby jut a hand to the ground, it suddenly making a ringing noise as he gathered energy.
"Normal porn for normal people!"
A sonic wave shot out and engulfed Outhouse with the voices of hundreds of people asking if the story was real. Flailing to the ground, Outhouse dropped something. Sono noticed immediately.
"Hey it's the Kiryuu Monster Art!"
Outhouse stood up quickly and grabbed the figure. Without saying another word he blasted away over the horizon.
Breathing heavily, Cosbydaf looked over to Xolta.
"I need to learn more."
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Post by xolta on May 3, 2015 2:02:53 GMT
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on May 3, 2015 10:52:53 GMT
Sonoran was unimpressed.
"These are really gay."
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on May 3, 2015 10:53:16 GMT
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on May 3, 2015 10:53:45 GMT
outhouse as a frogman makes a lot of sense
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