Post by xolta on Feb 6, 2015 3:22:18 GMT
Pokemon jam 2
Recently I went to the flea market in hopes of finding some cheap retro games. Its was mostly the usual stuff like mario, zelda and a sea of sports games, form mostly over priced resellers there. Until I came across a strange twisted looking old man with long fingers and big bushy beard. He was wearing a lab coat. His booth was filled to the brim with strange bootlegs of items of all kinds. There was a vast array of knock off famicom carts. One in caught my mind it was called Super pokemon jam bros 2 and let me tell you its weird.
the game its slef is a que of its unnormality
The game its slef is bootleg of the original super mario bros for the nes only the controls are unresponsive and the jumps awful flaoty but this is normal for a bootleg. whats not normal is the lack of power up in the first three stages of the game.
The one hit deaths get annyoing quickly and garte on your sanity.
The first satgelooks like this. There is a timer but its not on the hud so it leads to annyoing deaths.
Pokemon jam stars this red sonic pika chu konck off i like to call ronic. All the emies move and hyper speed i swear
this game was made for sadists.
www.4shared.com/music/ZGuri8nYce/everone8bit.html?
first stages music is actualy better then the level its slef a trend in this game
The second stage is this vast expance of icey nothing ness that repates over and over agin. At first i thought the game was
borke and figured I won but no it dose actualy end after five or so try i made it to the end of the ice escape.
Every time you die this image shows. The bootlegers that made this had a odd secen of humor.
www.4shared.com/music/3T-5UgOBce/creature.html?
stage 2 music
After beating stage 2 this message shows up on screen with what looks like a 8 bit version of car form the auqa teen
cartoon. He comes to delvier messages every so offten. I think hes the delevopers idea of a joke.
Then comes stage 3 the boss satge with these two jokers. The first boss looks like a barney centipede eating a child.
The second one is a recuring boss that looks like robotnik and mewtwo had a love child. I call him Robotwo. The objective of this stage is to jump on the ballow with a face on it while avoiding Robotwos instant death laser. Do this seven teen times and the stage is over.
www.4shared.com/music/7OR9Zb5mba/eerie.html? stage s music
After beating the boss this message shows up on the screen for a bit and you have to mash a like crazy inorder to get to the next world. The games about to get stranger trust me.
to be conuited
Recently I went to the flea market in hopes of finding some cheap retro games. Its was mostly the usual stuff like mario, zelda and a sea of sports games, form mostly over priced resellers there. Until I came across a strange twisted looking old man with long fingers and big bushy beard. He was wearing a lab coat. His booth was filled to the brim with strange bootlegs of items of all kinds. There was a vast array of knock off famicom carts. One in caught my mind it was called Super pokemon jam bros 2 and let me tell you its weird.
the game its slef is a que of its unnormality
The game its slef is bootleg of the original super mario bros for the nes only the controls are unresponsive and the jumps awful flaoty but this is normal for a bootleg. whats not normal is the lack of power up in the first three stages of the game.
The one hit deaths get annyoing quickly and garte on your sanity.
The first satgelooks like this. There is a timer but its not on the hud so it leads to annyoing deaths.
Pokemon jam stars this red sonic pika chu konck off i like to call ronic. All the emies move and hyper speed i swear
this game was made for sadists.
www.4shared.com/music/ZGuri8nYce/everone8bit.html?
first stages music is actualy better then the level its slef a trend in this game
The second stage is this vast expance of icey nothing ness that repates over and over agin. At first i thought the game was
borke and figured I won but no it dose actualy end after five or so try i made it to the end of the ice escape.
Every time you die this image shows. The bootlegers that made this had a odd secen of humor.
www.4shared.com/music/3T-5UgOBce/creature.html?
stage 2 music
After beating stage 2 this message shows up on screen with what looks like a 8 bit version of car form the auqa teen
cartoon. He comes to delvier messages every so offten. I think hes the delevopers idea of a joke.
Then comes stage 3 the boss satge with these two jokers. The first boss looks like a barney centipede eating a child.
The second one is a recuring boss that looks like robotnik and mewtwo had a love child. I call him Robotwo. The objective of this stage is to jump on the ballow with a face on it while avoiding Robotwos instant death laser. Do this seven teen times and the stage is over.
www.4shared.com/music/7OR9Zb5mba/eerie.html? stage s music
After beating the boss this message shows up on the screen for a bit and you have to mash a like crazy inorder to get to the next world. The games about to get stranger trust me.
to be conuited
