Lucha Jack: Legacy

[cosbydaf]

Posted: Nov 24 2012

(this is non-canon movie pardoy ok)



xolta: lucha jack wake up i need help pelase

.....




xolta: mayeb since he unconsious i take my revenge for all these years of absue





xolta: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm wibble





xolta: eh puts the cum to his faec















Evil Talking Remote 01: The time has come

Evil Talking Remote 02: Yeah dawg we about the end to world and shit

Evil Talking Remote 03: So ya’ll ready to die or what





Salty: Nah I thought it’d be good if we let humanity evolve or something




Evil Talking Remote 05: Ah hell naw

Evil Talking Remote 04: You’re cruising for a bruising




Salty: I’m just saying, I don’t see the point in killing everything


Evil Talking Remote 06: OH NO HE DIDN’T

Evil Talking Remote 07: THEM’S FIGHTING WORDS



Evil Talking Remote 01: Because of your impudence we are going to send our army to kill you bitches. Have a nice day





Dr Tormenta: Well played, commander.

Salty: Shut up


MOMENTS LATER AT THE BASE



Grape Jelly: Take no prisoners, boys! Kill 'em all!



Dr Tormenta: The Evil Remote's Army has attacked our base! We have sent Lucha Jack to his robot but we don't know where Xolta is.

Officer Richard: I'll find him.

*BUT THE SOLDIERS FIND HIM FIRST*



Grape Jelly: you ready to die kid?

Xolta: sure i have my ticket booked in hell




*BANG BANG*

Grape Jelly: What the-?




Officer Richard: You ready to die, kid?

Grape Jelly: Aw shit.



*BANG*



Officer Richard: We gotta get you out of here Xolta! The base is being attacked, and these guys want you dead!

xolta: let them kill me i dont care

Officer Richard: what about all these people who have died trying to protect you?

xolta: still dont care

Officer Richard: If you make it out of here you can keep my hat.

xolta: YES





xolta: i dont think this is my size

Officer Richard: You'll have to worry about that later pal, right now we gotta-



Officer Richard: AGGGGHHHHH!!!!



Officer Richard: Run Xolta! Get to the elevator! Forget about me, go!

xolta: ok




MEANWHILE OUTSIDE THE BASE



Lucha Jack: Ah I wake up inside my robot and my skin feels strangely smooth



tanks: power down and exit the robot immediately



lucha jack: how about fcuk you
tanks: Fire at will!



*SMASH*



lucha jack: haha you litle tanks are shit and nothing



lucha jack: woah what are these things adn why are there so many
meh who cares it's lucha time







lucha jack: i aint losing a fite to no goddanm creamsicle robot







lucha jack: aw yeah i beat them all just before i ran out of batery



lucha jack: oh no these robots run on the formula which means they invicble
I NEED HELP



xolta: what do you wnat

lucha jack: i need your help jizz bucket im being aticked by creamsicles

xolta: no

lucha jack: why the fuck not

xolta: im too tried



lucha jack: they stabed my robot with a big fork and now there eating him

xolta: to bad



lucha jack: XOLTAAAAAAAA-



Jerry: They're eating him! and then they're going to eat me!



Jerry: OH MY GOOOOOD!!!


*end of part 1*

[cosbydaf]

Posted: Nov 24 2012
part 2
*warning flashing images*




xolta: so you want me to help him

Blue robot: ROAAARGGGGHHHHH

xolta: you always take his side

fine ill go



xolta: oops looks like i got here a little late






Salty: The time is at hand! Come Jane, we must merge!





Salty: Lemme just get my hand in there-



*POW*



Lucha Jane: no

Salty: aw come on it'll be fun



Dr Caligari: Hold it right there!



Dr Caligari: Put your hands up Salty!



Dr Caligari: This madness ends here! Casper is going to blow this whole room to bits!

*beep beep beep*



Dr Caligari: What? It can't be!



Dr Caligari: Casper how could you betray me?!

Casper: Sorry son but Salty is paying twice what you offered me



Salty: Your services are no longer required!



*BANG*



Salty: Now that I've dealt with that pesky interruption, we can get back to-

*POW*





Lucha Jane: I am not your puppet. Now I must go. Xolta is calling.



Morpheus: MERGE WITH ME CHILD AND WE SHALL COMFORT THE WORLLLDDDD



Salty: Noooooo!

A SHOCKING TRANSFORMATION[/color]





Jerry: I knew I should have taken that goddamn paid vacation this week

*OUTSIDE THE BASE*



xolta: get your hnads of me you barsteds



xolta: what the AGGGHHG











SUDDENLY INSTRUMENTALITY[/color]













......




Salty: I'm sorry for being such a dick all those times.

Blue Robot: NOW DIE








xolta: were am i



xolta: EW WHAT THE FUCK

POOL OF FORMULA[/color]




xolta: Lucha Jane whats going on im scared hold me



Lucha Jane: The goliath has fufilled your wish. All have become gravy men, at one with the formula that is the essence of all beings

xolta: girl i think we need to tlak


*AFTER A BUNCH OF FLASHBACKS AND SHIT*



Lucha Jane: Is this not what you wanted? I thought most people disgust you.

xolta: Nah i didn't really mean it i was just butter

Lucha Jane: So you want things to be back the way they were? If you wish for that, people can hurt you again.

xolta: meh its ok just chnage it back

also you have lovely thighs

lucha jane: *giggle*

THIRD IMPACT REJECTED[/color]





Lucha jack: there you are turd recepticle

i found out that you wibbled on my head and now i'm sick



xolta: sorry

[cosbydaf]

Fanart by xolta

[xolta]

Man I forgot how funny the thanksgving comic was. The end of lucha jack is still my favorite of these. Also wasnt there a chirstmas special one of these or have I gone mad?