nondescript hawk: that's for disrespecting my brother
lhucha jack: i'm going to do more than that you turd herder
lucha jack: i'm now about to brutally fist you for an hour and a half
nondecript hawk: please no!
ONE BRUTAL HOUR AN A HALF LATER
lucha jack: boy does my fist smell but it sure doesn't stink as bad as you do you loser
nondescript hawk: wibble
LATEr
lucha jack: and that is how el gringo and I tore one of the hawk brothers completely in half starting from his perineum
el gringo: (except i wasn't even there but i'm not going to complain)
Quolt: that story is deeply insulting to me, if i didn;t know better i'd say you were racist against black people.
oh wait i do know better you, you're already racist against dinosaurs, what's one more proud race of people in you sick twisted views?!
lucha jack: dinosuars aren't a race you shithead
Quolt: THAT DOES IT
molt and dolt: uh-oh
Kong: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Kong: I WILL KILL YOU AS YOU HAVE KILLED MY BROTHERS
molt: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dolt: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lucha jack: these fools owe me so they helped me, meanwhile your dead brothers owe you shit and nothing
and i owe you a chainsaw to the face
molt: jack no that's enough
lucha jack: now i am going to murder you.
molt: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lucha jack: now i have taken your life
el gringo: jack i think this is illegal in more ways than one
lucha jack: don't get ahead of yourself gringo
el gringo: ...
lucha jack: take it back and boil it so that we don't get AIDS from it
Quolt: have you no mercy against black people?! you sick twisted monster!
lucha jack: but that was just a yeti, it had nothing to do with black p
Quolt: my REAL dinosaur brothers, who aren't blood traitors, are now going to brutally fist YOU! ATTACK!
spacegodzilla: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
molt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dolt: (well at least we aren't getting fisted)
mechagodzilla: R4444444444444GH
el gringo: BLARG!
Quolt: NOW LUCHA JACK, WE ARE GOING TO ERASE YOU FROM THIS PLANET
silver mask: not if the ranger megazord has anything to say about it
Quolt: MORE DINOSAUR TRAITORS?! ARRRRRGHHH
Silver mask: i'm not like my brother jack here, i'm going to fist you from the front, with this long, hard sword
Quolt: allgllrhlrllalgllrlaglagrllargllgllglgllll
LATER
Lord Zedd: So you have the power of the Megazord? I thought you Rangers wore more than that...
lucha jack: no, i'm not a ranger i'm a luchador let me go
Lord Zedd: No matter, you will pay the price for helping the Rangers...
Lord Zedd: and this is going to cost you exactly... an arm and a leg! GAHAHAHAHAHAH! Mechizer, kill him!
MECHIZER: Y35 MY L0RD.
lucha jack: *metallic screeching noise*
