Post by ScreamTrunk on Nov 28, 2013 18:54:35 GMT
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
I'm LOST in the forest, with my sister who has done nothing but BITCH all the way from the start, She is 16 and im 14. "Listen to me you little idiot!" She said to me.
"If we ever find a way back to the house, this this all your fault!" Okay thats final, I turned around and shouted right at her: "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" I was mad.
"All you have done of this trip is BITCH!" I picked up nearest rock on the ground and threw it, I sailed right past her head and hit a blackish looking tree and broke into a million peices. "Find your own way back!" she said and stomped back down the trail we came from. "Wait!" I shouted back at her. "Dont leave me!"
He met a crooked woman and he found a crooked preach
They had a crooked marriage on a crooked little beach
They had some crooked children and they lived a crooked life
The crooked man, the cat, the mouse and the wife.
I quickly ran back down the trail after my sister trying to catch up to her,
"I'm sorry!" i yelled into the fog "Come back!" I ran faster down the trail tripping over rocks and roots in the way. I finally saw her standing at the beginning of the trail, "What the hell were you thinking?!" I said to her. "What the hell WERE you think?" she said back to me with a shiver in her voice, "You could have got more lost than we already are" I said back to her.
The sky suddenly got darker and the thick fog suddenly cleared away to reveal someone else standing in the middle of the path.
There were happy for a number crookedly long years
Lived a life crooked happiness, no worries and no fears
Until one day the crooked wife upset the crooked man
He yelled a crooked yell and hit her and he ran.
The person just stood there with his back turned to us, his jacket full of mud and dirt and some other shit, in his hand was something i couldn't make out that well, "Hey you okay?" My sister shouted out to the man and started to walk towards him
"Are you lost?" She also shouted, The man just stood there with his back turned heavily breathing like he just walked or ran a mile. Suddenly the man started laughing to himself silently, then the laughter got louder and louder until it pierced the air, my sister started to back away towards me.
Then suddenly the man turned around and his head started to tilt to the side and did not stop it kept turning to the side until the skin broke and i could hear the bones in his neck snap, as he turned fully around to face us he had this "broken"
crooked smile pinned to his face.
The crooked man came again at the stroke of twelve
That was when their crooked life became a living hell
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
And when killed his wife and kids he smiled a crooked smile.
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
I'm LOST in the forest, with my sister who has done nothing but BITCH all the way from the start, She is 16 and im 14. "Listen to me you little idiot!" She said to me.
"If we ever find a way back to the house, this this all your fault!" Okay thats final, I turned around and shouted right at her: "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" I was mad.
"All you have done of this trip is BITCH!" I picked up nearest rock on the ground and threw it, I sailed right past her head and hit a blackish looking tree and broke into a million peices. "Find your own way back!" she said and stomped back down the trail we came from. "Wait!" I shouted back at her. "Dont leave me!"
He met a crooked woman and he found a crooked preach
They had a crooked marriage on a crooked little beach
They had some crooked children and they lived a crooked life
The crooked man, the cat, the mouse and the wife.
I quickly ran back down the trail after my sister trying to catch up to her,
"I'm sorry!" i yelled into the fog "Come back!" I ran faster down the trail tripping over rocks and roots in the way. I finally saw her standing at the beginning of the trail, "What the hell were you thinking?!" I said to her. "What the hell WERE you think?" she said back to me with a shiver in her voice, "You could have got more lost than we already are" I said back to her.
The sky suddenly got darker and the thick fog suddenly cleared away to reveal someone else standing in the middle of the path.
There were happy for a number crookedly long years
Lived a life crooked happiness, no worries and no fears
Until one day the crooked wife upset the crooked man
He yelled a crooked yell and hit her and he ran.
The person just stood there with his back turned to us, his jacket full of mud and dirt and some other shit, in his hand was something i couldn't make out that well, "Hey you okay?" My sister shouted out to the man and started to walk towards him
"Are you lost?" She also shouted, The man just stood there with his back turned heavily breathing like he just walked or ran a mile. Suddenly the man started laughing to himself silently, then the laughter got louder and louder until it pierced the air, my sister started to back away towards me.
Then suddenly the man turned around and his head started to tilt to the side and did not stop it kept turning to the side until the skin broke and i could hear the bones in his neck snap, as he turned fully around to face us he had this "broken"
crooked smile pinned to his face.
The crooked man came again at the stroke of twelve
That was when their crooked life became a living hell
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
And when killed his wife and kids he smiled a crooked smile.
