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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 15:42:09 GMT
Ted from 2024 here. One of the images form this issue seems to be missing? Also I kept getting Popper and Charlotte mixed up when wirting this wich just shows how "good" at characters and wirting I am.
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May 26 2011, 02:32 PM  Popper: soon we the new empire of evil will be gods off screen lucha jack and pals: not so fast evil doers!  [ Cosybdaf: transform into wegi!  anyone00: you tube link furbearingbrick: crush attack curus: I have a seed off screen lucha jack: die  Popper: fool remember i taught you how to fight. Now soon I will be a god. Leader: what do you mean you. Popper: silly little man i will neevr share the power with you Leader: Die you bitch. _Swish_ Lucha jack: Leader you saved me, Why? leader: She did not keep her end of your bargain... I and the rest of the empire of evil must regroup but be sure we will be your masters some day. Later that night  Charlotte: Tell mister leader thanks latter xolta: okay... Want to get some pie Charlotte: .... Yes? do you think she will come back? xolta: Of course this is a comic book after all. No one stays dead for ever in comics. We brought four back with the dargon balls for heavens sake. Charlotte: just like Jason Todd  veniax: golly gee mister lucha jack It sure is keen that you and i are now pals. lucha jack: my wrod is good kid Voice over:Coming soon Lucha jack's best pal veniax Lucha jack: sigh a other new series cant we take a brake or some thing? voice over: coming some time in 2011 lucha jack: okay The end for now |
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 15:49:51 GMT
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:21:36 GMT
#31 Posted: Jun 14 2011, 04:46 PM Now lucha jack's best pal veniax one of many non main cannon comics  Cosbydaf: Nice new mask there. lucha jack: It just a spare, veniax stole the rest of my masks. Now i am going to beat him to death with this giant novelty sucker.  veniax: I just want to see your face. lucha jack: Luchadors never take off there masks. veniax: well to bad.... BEhold  lucha jack: I am going to make your spine into a desk. veniax: nice beard... lucha jack i will give you a ten seconds to start ruing before i suplex you into a vat of acid |
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:27:09 GMT
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:30:01 GMT
#33 Posted: Jun 29 2011, 05:09 PM
Countdown to crisis 2 part 1( these are short so i am doing them in samll micro comics)
Popper: so why did you bring me back from hell mister.
Stanger: sir but i am a women. The name is banshee brid but not the one you know. I come from a other univsere you call it bogleech three. But first a story.
Banshee bird 3: You see your version of the leader killed sytchemantis and you version of lucha jack fought him..Sadly even my magic could not help. Now peer back into my univsers past
Lucha jack 3: Why?
Leader 3: Why?... Why do you love playing the hero? You been my greatest ally.
You could of killed me all along. But no you love being the hero, you love the power rush, the women and most of all you love being in the right. So go head but me on trial, I will win in the end.
Lucha 3: I am sick of you... Die
Banshee bird 3: soon after lucha jack killed the leader then him slef and seal your portal to hell. With that I could not bring them back. Your version of xolta went mad and took over ever scene then he been try to find a way to rest every thing to make things better. Now my master wants your help in destory the multi vesre and makeing a new one. So want to help?
You will just have to find out next time in Countdown to crisis 2 part 2
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:35:42 GMT
#34Posted: Jul 17 2011, 04:03 PM  Lucha jack: I should have know you were up to this. off screen voice: yes now die... Bang  Lucha jack: fuck you Who shot lucha jack was it  This monkey  Chester A. Arthur 21st President of the United States
or was it lucha jack 2 the evil universe version lucha jack Find out yet time or not
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:40:39 GMT
#35
Posted: Jul 21 2011, 07:56 PM
Now the shocking truth.... Nah just trolling you.
Its time for Jesus lizard gets food poisoning form a walrus.
Jesus lizard: I die?
Walrus: Okay here is what I do, I duck tape his mouth and berry him in the woods. Then say he drowned and blame it on the nanny. Its so simple it will have to work.
The end?
tune in next week we i do say who the killer is.
_Ted form 2024 here I think this image was either taken on vaction or at my family's (grandmas) business. I know for sure I no longer have that walrus and lizard.
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:45:25 GMT
#36
Posted: Jul 25 2011, 01:09 PM
Now the end of the series
Lucha jack: I should have know it was you sonic the hedgehog!
Now tell me why before I take you to hell.
Sonic: Bad fan art.... bad fan art
lucha jack: die
lucha jack: that is what would have happened of they did not cancel my tv series
Mega man: I under stand your pain
The end
Well that is this is the end of the series hope you had fun but i am done forever.
-Ted form 2024 HAHAHAHAHA oh sweet young me you are never done.
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:51:33 GMT
#37 aka that one time i did a godzilla iusse
Posted: Aug 16 2011, 12:30 PM Some thing that never made it to lucha jack. It was going to be a tv show he was watching but it never happened. The seires is still over by the way  Narrator: one morning Godzilla woke up and found that his kitten was lost. Godzilla: were is my kitten Narrator: so he went to Donald ducks house for it was the las place he saw his kitten.  Godzilla: Dont make me put the boots no you now tell me Donald duck: go to the gomba  Gomba: *&*%^$@!@#${}{>DDEF Narrator: Godzilla went home after the gomba talked some strange lanuge  godzilla: You were under the sheets this hole time The all lived happly ever after. |
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 16:55:53 GMT
#38 Andventure in mimialism aka i was tired of the series at this pointPosted: Oct 21 2011, 11:12 PM Now for the lucha jack halloween special  Lucha jack: We here at lucha jack enterprises inc wanted to do a halloween special but we decided not to because fuck you that's why. Instead enjoy Adventures in minimalism  Happy halloween the end
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 17:01:15 GMT
#39 Oh god its banshe point time
Posted: Nov 7 2011, 07:47 PM
Banshee point part one ( what do you think of the speech bubles)
Part two hopefully coming soon
-Ted in 2024 here I know Banshee isnt reading this but I feel like this needs to be said. Im sorry for all the teasing and mocking I did back in the day. Hope you got the help you needed.
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 17:06:59 GMT
#40
Posted: Nov 8 2011, 11:57 PM
Part 1.5 (part 2 and three might take a while i need to a figure)
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 17:12:30 GMT
#41 Posted: Nov 10 2011, 02:18 PM
part 2 ( i fished writing part 3 now i can get back to screen plays)
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Post by xolta11 on Apr 3, 2024 17:19:20 GMT
#42 Posted: Nov 11 2011, 09:03 PM
part 3 aka the final one
-2024 Ted here I'd like to take a moment and say thank you all for the love over the years for this silly little. Even if its ironic love it means the world to me.
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 6, 2024 6:11:15 GMT
Issues 43-93 are sadly, lost media. Here are some details I remember. *Masterdore, lucha jack's mentor. Represented by a Mario Ghost toy. *Lucha Jack Junior, Jack's son. *Lucha jack starts a team called The Offenders, which was an Avengers parody. I remember the roster being: *Lucha Jack (obviously) *Dr Tormenta (luchador from the same toyline as Jack) *Ultra Hawk (wrestler toy with a mohawk) *Silver Mask *Pink Mask (Time Force Pink) *Lucha Jane (STOP vs SCUM Mohawk Lady) Some new villains: *Enemigo, Conceived to be Lucha Jack's archenemy *Ketchup & Mustard, Red & Yellow ninjas who worked for Enemigo *Ruler Baron Z, villain represented by a weird bear statue. Silver Mask's archenemy Here are some images that were saved:            
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