Ted Miller's Lucha Jack: Archival Project

[xolta11]

ISSUE 14

Posted: Dec 16 2010, 09:33 PM


prolong part 3 I am so ahead of my self.

lucha jack: So want do you know about this group?

sycthemantis: No much expect the call them selves the empire of evil and the want to your chain saw and xolta for some reason.

lucha jack: So you have xolta on the inside right

sycthemantis: Yes were doomed.

Narrator: Mean while at the empire of evil's hq!

Ragspaper: sorry I am late. jesus lizard and chupacabra will be here next meeting.


theleader: Fine let this meeting begin

woodsy stop using me as a chair leader and stop splitting me in part to talk to revereche. She is inside the rest you guy as well.

theleader: I command to shut up or I will piss inside your skull.

revereche: now its time for road call

theleader: yo

Curus: here

revereche:present

bigbaglochness: here

ragspaper: ready to rock

xolta: blame my parents

theleader: good we begin

To be continued next year or sooner

[xolta11]

ISSUE 15

Posted: Jan 1 2011, 05:11 PM

Now of the the end of lucha jack vs the emrpie of evil


jesuslizard: Sorry we missed the last meting

chupcabra: I was writing a rand pual fan fic and it was good.


luchajack: not so fast you evil bastards

revereche: just don't stand there get him


jesuslizard: He is skull rappeing me!

uchajack: fell my pain

revereche:Not one at a time you fools.

Everyone: gane rape attack!


revereche: what we one now xolta take over lucha jack and open a hole to hell using both of your combined traveling powers.

[xolta11]

ISSUE 16

Posted: Jan 1 2011, 05:18 PM


part 2


Ebe I live agian! so why have you done all of this revereche?

revereche: Alternate worlds .

revereche: in some were heros


revereche: in others not so much.

revereche: All bogleechs come form a source world. A source universe I am going to do they only thing that matters Destroy bog leech prime


lucha jack: you know you can't kill me now I am going to use this huge pen i found to kill you.

[xolta11]

ISSUE 17

Posted: Jan 1 2011, 05:39 PM


part 3 it was ll to big to fit in one or two post

teepasta: congratulations!

theleader: congratulations!

woodsey: congratulations!

revereche: congratulations!

anyone00:congratulations!



bucther: congratulations!

ScutigeraColeoptrata: congratulations!

ragspaper: congratulations!

jesuslizard: congratulations!

furbearingbrick: congratulations!

bigbadlochness: congratulations!

chupaccabra: congratulations!


belzabuber9: what you copied this ending :angry:


me: Fine cujo roll the alrent ending


cujo: okay



revereche: So your telling me bogleech prime is an internet site

me: yup and will you stop trying to destroy my universe for the grate taste of a hostess fruit pie

revereche: YES! sure thing xolta prime.




Ebe & xolta: All went as you planed master

The end?

[xolta11]

ISSUE 18

Posted: Jan 27 2011, 10:28 PM

Now series 3 Lucha and the invaders from hell. I was going to do this later on this year but now seams like a good time. I had to many ideas ruing in my head after I finished the series. So this is just one of my better ideas. But that is not saying much seeing is my ideas are stupid.

Part 1

Meanwhile at club centipede



Lucha jack: Shut up and give me a double

ScutigeraColeoptrata: I think you had to much. I never seen you drink like this before

Lucha jack: Furbearingbrick broke up with me


Anynoe00: You tube link

Furbearingbrick: giggle


Lucha jack: You know what I am going to kill him

ScutigeraColeoptrata: Thats how you solve your problems

xolta: Hey guys

ScutigeraColeoptrata:Will it The usual horror form the fifth demsion for you?

xolta: Well you guys know that hole to hell me and ebe opened. Will here someone here to see Lucha jack.


Lucha jack: Dad? But your dead

ScutigeraColeoptrata:Dad? but your a homunculus

Dr. Caligari : Well I created lucha jack. He considers me to be his father. Your fifth dimensional here help me get out of hell. But sadly I am afraid some of the guards have flowed me and I am sure they will want me back so expect trouble

Lucha jack: Dad you can count on me.

part two coming next month

[xolta11]

#19

Posted: Feb 1 2011, 04:40 PM


Now part 2

At scythemantis's house


scythemantis: so let me get this right, This fellow is Lucha jacks maker and now the guards of hell are after him

scythemantis's soul: why do you hang out with theses people. Sigh this dose not bode well.


Dr. Caligari : Sorry for the trouble sir.

Lucha jack: sorry

Rasec Wizzlbang: For Allah!


Lucha jack:Is it tuseday already?
DIE



Lucha jack: Now will you be good?

Rasec Wizzlbang: yes

scythemantis: We must summon the league of extraordinary leeches



scythemantis: dodoman1 the head strong punk of the team

scythemantis:butcher the jerk with a heart of gold


scythemantis: bansheebrid the token girl



scythemantis: And four the heart throb of the team

scythemantis: Together we are the league of extraordinary leeches

[xolta11]

#20

Posted: Feb 14 2011, 05:37 PM


and now the end part 1


In hell

Izereual: Very well send a legion over and kill them all. There souls are ours

Guards: yes lord

Meanwile at jeusulizard's house.

jeusulizard: and that is why I can not come with in fifty feet of Rainbow dash from my little pony.


Meanwile at the battle ground the league of extraordinary leeches were readying for battle


Dr. Caligari: were is that odd fellow that been riding on me.

scythemanits: he said he was going to his home in the fifth dimension to get power rings. I beraly under stand what xolta says half the time.

[xolta11]

#21

Posted: Feb 14 2011, 05:59 PM


part 2 Screw quality

At bogleech's gates

Kdrakenness: Halt how goes there

Shamedpupkin: Sigh must you do his. go before he get all crazy

Kdrakenness: I was never a member of the nazi party you can prove nothing! BEEEEEESSSSSS!


menwhile

the league of extraordinary leeches: Lets fight!

Garuds: die


banshee bird: oh my god they killed four. You bastards!



Lucha jack: it to late

xolta: No its not silly use the power rings


scythemanits: Pararsites!



bansheebrid: Pokemon!

Buchter: Fetishes!


Dodoman1: Art!


lucha jack: Chainsaw!


xolta: Potato!

every one: Go bogleech!


With your power combined I am Nikola Tesla!

and so evil was defeated and things when back to normal.



Sonic: and that kids is how Nikola Tesla saved bogleech. The end

Kids: mmm thanks dad

[xolta11]

#22

Posted: Apr 20 2011, 11:52 PM


New orgin comic. i planed to photo sho this but that ieda got scraped, I felt the story was to long for just one comic so i diced to turn it into a series

Welcome to bogleech public ascess tv

Xolta: Today I will be interview lucha jack and he is here to tlak to us
Wiat the pole can see your hands


Me: ha ha there is no 4th wall it this series...

Lucha jack: You stole my chainsaw agian

xolta: get to you to tlak more about your slef

Lucha jack: I hope you enjoy that boot print i felt in your face


SytchemantisGhost: There some one at the gate that say there a other homunculus the doctor made. sigh why dose my other half deal with these people

Lucha jack: One if my brothers and sisters this better be important or some one going end with one less of a lung.

Announcer: will this mysterious person be who they are claiming to be? What do lucha jack's siblings look like and why dose lucha jack want to hide his origin?

Next Time on Lucha jack secret origin...

[xolta11]

Okay before we begin let me peel back the curtain for a second here and say were getting to the lore I wrote that I actively hate now. Right Now I think I could have done a better job writing it and making it  better. Consider none of this "cannon." Cannons shoot cannon balls. Sorry for that joke.  But anyways will be presenting these as they were posted.

#23

Posted: Apr 26 2011, 03:49 PM


Buchter: So let me get this srtight your a 150 homunculus , there six more like yous out here in the world and you were a nazi.

Lucha jack: Yes after the war i did some soul searching in mexico became a lumber jack and a luchadore it the sixties. Then on day scythe said there was a place for monsters like me and here i am. Now you better not have lied to me or I will rip out your spine and use it as a xylophone!



Dr.Caligari: Wilhelm Behave your slef

Lucha jack: Dad use my stage name or i will piss on you when you sleep.
Oh bucther did not lie. Its Hanz all right.

bucther: Thats you little brother?

Sliver mask: I go by sliver mask now. I am a super hero in japan.
I need to have a tlak with Lucha jack alone.



Sliver mask: I am afrid she is still alive and piss at you.

Lucha jack: Some coming here to fish our war isn't she?

Sliver mask: yes

To be conutied

How is this she lucha jack and sliver are tlaking about Find out time

[xolta11]

Yet again these are in order of posted.

#24

Posted: May 9 2011, 12:02 AM


Sorry this is going to take lob=nger then i hoped so eniojy the old luch jack stiff i posted in outhoues comic , it took me a while to find them all. All of these are in there not in the main cannon. Why am i reposting old stuff lasyness andi wanted to is the anwser. i put it in qutes to make it all fit on one post.

Now for a public serves announcement by Super hero Luhca jack

Don't kill penguins,Or else I will kill you and every one you love with a chain saw

Now for the adventures of Lucha Jack.

Lucha jack: you know that being a dinosaur is illegally in this controy.




Lucha jack: now die


Lucha jack: I win.


To be continued

Now More adventurers of lucha jack

Lucha jack: Damn look what the did to my hand


Lucha jack: now tell me who killed Scythe?


Dinosaurs: ok it was...
To be contuied

Now the fianly episode of lucha jack


Dionsuars: It was Nick the swing!!!

Nick the swing: Yes and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those
meddling dinosaurs and their dog.


Earth: Boom!


Lucha Jack: The End!

This comic is not canon and is not endorsed by OuthouseInferno

-2024 Ted here these comic may be endorsed now?

[xolta11]

#25

Posted: May 13 2011, 04:40 PM


now part 2


Sliver mask: Well she tried to kill me and i have no idea how i ended up here, is this hell?

lucha jack: No this is bogleech demsion bewteen the third and fourth. Now is popper coming or not.


Sliver mask: Yes and thats not all she has the found the immortal army

lucha jack: I swear if we live. I will use your orangs asa a bug pipe.


Chiropto Necrolus: hi lucha jack this kid gets bugging me for me to ineterduce you two.( Why do i get the shitty jobs)

Veniax: Oh golly ge, Mr.lucha jack i am your bigest fan

lucha jack: my kid, my little sister is coming and bring along the rest of the homclui there and if i dont stop her were all going to die.

veniax: but ghee whiz sir, i just want to be your pal.

lucha jack: look if we live after this i will be your pal.


Meanwhile


leader: cosbydaf have you been able to bribe xolta in helping us

cosbydaf: yes sir. he just wanted fried baby cuttlefish

leader: good, now leave me i am hoping our benefactor will call soon.
All is going according to plan.

To be continued

[xolta11]

#26

Posted: May 21 2011, 12:00 AM


Seing its tomorrow ( well its today but you get what i mean) here new comic time




big bad lochness: So when are we going to take over bogleech

leader: Fool you know how much power I would have to give up to rule bogleech. I did not work all my life for such simple things.

cosbydaf: So what is your plan

leader: In good time.



D.A.: do dod do... Hey whats this all about

leader: Cruses If he finds out . All my hard work will be for not. Kill him

big bad lochness: yes sir


big bad lochness: rawr

D.A: rurgh....Ahhh the pain

big bad lochness: Done. All hail the leader! All hail the leader!


Popper: Gentlemen let us talk about my plans for the future.


to be continued

Next time what are the laders and popers plans? What dose the immortal amry have to do with this? Find out next time


Now its time to brake the 4 wall again. Because there is no frouth wall in this hunk of junk.



lucha jack: why was i not in this one? I am calling my agent.. I went to julieard. Also xolta did this joke once before.

[xolta11]

#27

Posted: May 22 2011, 08:47 PM


Popper: My plan is simple kidnap xolta

leader: why?

Popper: He is from the fifth demsion and only other like him can travle there. When lucha jack will resuce him then we steal his chain saw.

leader; why?

Popper: In the fifth desion there ruler is a god king with unlitmted power. lucha jack's chain saw can kill the god and gain its power and remake the unvisere in your image.

Leader: Yes




Charlotte: but... but that is not nice

Popper: Do as i say or i will nock off your head

Charlotte: No

Popper: Then suffer
End of part 1

[xolta11]

#28

Posted: May 22 2011, 09:05 PM


part 2


Charlotte: ouchy my head. could some one put my head back on

veniax: golly gee mister lucha jack it sure is swell you leting me come with you.

lucha jack: Hey sure. but i swear if you mess this up, I will gut you like a fish and mount you on my wall.

sliver mask: i am going ahead


Sliver mask: Stop evil doers. I the azming hero sliver mask will stop you in the name of good.



Popper: Die. Next lucha jack




big bad lochness: Here master leader

leader: good all is going to plan

xolta: I was porismed cookie if i came

To be conitued