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Post by Spuvsy on Jun 27, 2013 22:36:27 GMT
[11:33:43 PM] David Spyve: ted how will i die
[11:35:29 PM] Ted Miller: i AM NOT A WZIARD
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Post by Albino Anti-Hero on Jun 28, 2013 17:55:52 GMT
Dorothy: I want to see a real live t. rex.
Me: there aren't any t. rex left.
Dorothy: why?
Me: they're all dead.
Dorothy: WHY?
Me: an asteroid hit the earth and killed them.
Dorothy: NO; they were all killed by giant brains shooting lasers.
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
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Post by outhouseinferno on Jun 29, 2013 7:49:29 GMT
Dorothy rocks
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Post by xolta on Jul 3, 2013 2:42:41 GMT
[9:36:25 PM] Cosbydaf: i think if you drank 5 cans of coke in a row, and I took some sleeping pills and we worked on in the movie alternating every 5 minutes
[9:36:36 PM] Cosbydaf: it would still have better pacing than STK
Cosbydaf on me and him remaking space thunder kids.
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Post by Albino Anti-Hero on Jul 6, 2013 16:50:57 GMT
I'm the smallest in my family. DON'T JUDGE ME! - Dorothy
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Post by xolta on Jul 10, 2013 18:11:21 GMT
[1:07:40 PM] David Spyve: there should be a robot master with a normal name
[1:07:50 PM] David Spyve: like Joe.
[1:07:53 PM] Ted Miller: like jeff
[1:07:57 PM] David Spyve: CUT MAN! GUTS MAN! METAL MAN! Joe
[1:08:16 PM] The Grim Nipples: my friends call me joe but you can call me Joeman
[1:08:27 PM] Ted Miller: well then
[1:08:28 PM] David Spyve: Man is his last name
[1:08:33 PM] The Grim Nipples: haha
[1:08:43 PM] David Spyve: oj my god
[1:08:46 PM] The Grim Nipples: what if every robot master is actually called
[1:08:49 PM] The Grim Nipples: cut man
[1:08:53 PM] The Grim Nipples: first name cut last name man
[1:09:03 PM] David Spyve: what if wily is his first name and man is his last name, and the robots are his children
[1:09:03 PM] Ted Miller: lol
[1:09:10 PM] The Grim Nipples: haha
[1:09:23 PM] Ted Miller: perfect
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Post by xolta on Jul 16, 2013 22:06:15 GMT
“Fake fossils are like poisoned milk powder that injure and insult visitors,” -a scientist from the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences was quoted as saying Soruce link |
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Post by xolta on Jul 19, 2013 22:18:45 GMT
[5:08:58 PM] Cosbydaf: that works
[5:09:25 PM] Cosbydaf: just saw an idea on IMDB
[5:09:37 PM] Cosbydaf: an opposing villain team!
[5:10:00 PM] Ted Miller: william defoe
[5:10:05 PM] Ted Miller: needs to be in this
[5:10:13 PM] Cosbydaf: i'd be up for that
[5:10:18 PM] Cosbydaf: gotta be a villain though
[5:10:40 PM] Ted Miller: there needs to bea movie called willim defoe acts bat shit insae
[5:10:47 PM] David Spyve: an opposing team of people who tend to be in romantic comedies
[5:10:57 PM] Ted Miller: hahaha
[5:11:02 PM] Ted Miller: clap
[5:11:05 PM] Ted Miller: clap
[5:11:08 PM] Ted Miller: clap
[5:11:09 PM] Cosbydaf: if Expendables 3 has Stallone kill Adam Sandler with that knife of his
[5:11:16 PM] Cosbydaf: I'm getting an opening day ticket
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Post by wortcov on Jul 20, 2013 0:03:25 GMT
[02:01:49] Ted Miller: hilter fired chickens solgan should be the master race of fried chciken
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Post by Spuvsy on Jul 31, 2013 18:13:09 GMT
ted telling us he has an erection
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Aug 1, 2013 6:37:28 GMT
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Post by The Leader on Aug 2, 2013 5:46:31 GMT
"They interview people who are going to be executed to death." - Spork
"Jared is a dick." - Spork
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Aug 3, 2013 13:35:00 GMT
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Post by wortcov on Aug 4, 2013 22:13:14 GMT
[2013-08-04 23:55:12] Emanuel hellblom: mmm, how about a story where its against the law for robots to have human-like hands just so they can't use guns, and there is a specal force of hand police?
[2013-08-04 23:55:56] David Spyve: isaac asimov is spinning in his grave
[2013-08-04 23:56:06] David Spyve: from jealosy for not thinking of it first!
[2013-08-04 23:57:06] Emanuel hellblom: "was hard day today, had to shoot a xzl-11 over a box of feminine hands sizes 12½."
[2013-08-04 23:58:08] Emanuel hellblom: "the look on his tiny rubbery face as he lie there on the floor, leaking oil. I don't know if I can carry on doing this for much longer."
[2013-08-04 23:58:29] Emanuel hellblom: speaking of shooting robots, hi rex
[2013-08-04 23:58:56] David Spyve: I'm imagining a robots head on the ground around a pile of metal, and he looks up panicked saying "my...my hands?!"
[2013-08-04 23:59:11] David Spyve: "I'm...I'm sorry" *bang*
[2013-08-04 23:59:38] Emanuel hellblom: mmm, I can smell the oscars
[2013-08-04 23:59:44] Ted Miller: lol
[00:00:07] David Spyve: it'd probably end up with him befriending a robot who uses his hands to give massages or some shit
[00:01:00] David Spyve: the reviews are in
[00:01:08] David Spyve: "like i robot but about hands - 3 stars"
[00:01:27] Ted Miller: i love you guys
[00:01:37] David Spyve: "Sort of like blade runner? I guess?"
[00:02:10] Emanuel hellblom: and there is a murderer that goes around killing the hand cops, and the fingerprints is from a guy that died years ago.
[00:02:23] Emanuel hellblom: and it turns out its a robot with real humans hand
[00:02:58] David Spyve: and the irony is that the human hands are the hand cop main characters that he lost in a glazing accident
[00:03:18] Emanuel hellblom: lol
[00:03:27] Ted Miller: yes
[00:03:32] Ted Miller: five stars
[00:03:36] David Spyve: but he never had his fingerprints on record before he became a cop so he never knew they were his
[00:03:46] David Spyve: until he saw them and noticed the birthmark on the back
[00:04:03] David Spyve: MY HANDS. MY HANDS DID ALL THIS. GOD DAMN YOU.
[00:04:04] Ted Miller: i would fund this movie
[00:04:16] David Spyve: you metal son of a bitch
[00:04:33] Ted Miller: and then it turns out the robot
[00:04:34] Ted Miller: is him
[00:04:41] Ted Miller: from he future
[00:04:50] David Spyve: directed by m night shyamalan
[00:04:56] Emanuel hellblom: xD
[00:05:39] Emanuel hellblom: "if the robots don't have hands, then they can't save the president, past me."
[00:06:11] David Spyve: "Why did we have to invent time travel? and to a lesser extent, robots with human hands."
[00:06:31] Ted Miller: its very simple
[00:06:36] Ted Miller: dinosuar
[00:06:45] Ted Miller: they came back
[00:06:48] Ted Miller: in a bigway
[00:06:59] Emanuel hellblom: "and then the world will go...*dramatic pause* to hell in a handbag."
[00:07:16] Ted Miller: claps
[00:07:17] David Spyve: that's the dramatic reveal at the end of the movie ted
[00:07:18] Ted Miller: claps
[00:08:03] David Spyve: all the human handed robots secede from the city to start their own society, and as a crane shot pans out from the robots surveying the land, a pterodactyl flies past the camera
[00:08:10] David Spyve: and it was set in prehistoric times all along
[00:08:42] Ted Miller: yes'
[00:08:50] Ted Miller: all the osacrs
[00:08:53] Emanuel hellblom: and a teaser after the end credists is a t-rex with giant human arms/hands
[00:09:14] David Spyve: What is the name of this movie?
[00:09:52] Ted Miller: hands of fate
[00:09:58] Emanuel hellblom: YES
[00:10:25] David Spyve: starring clive owen, because it seems the kind of thing he'd be in.
[00:11:03] Ted Miller: a tetext to speach for the robots
[00:11:48] David Spyve: 2 of the robots are voiced by simon pegg and nick frost
[00:11:50] David Spyve: because comic relief
[00:12:07] Ted Miller: music by shilllrex
[00:12:22] Ted Miller: and willy smith
[00:12:30] David Spyve: tracks taken by his coincidentally named "robots with human hands" ep
[00:12:52] Ted Miller: alos jackue chan as the myaor
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Aug 5, 2013 5:33:46 GMT
needs a cool hear string tugging side plot with a robot who wants hands to play beautiful piano masterpieces. his death on stage at the hands(heh) of police spurs the robot revolution
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