Quotes thread neo

[KDarkness]

Mayo and mustard are both some pretty nasty-ass shit, but mustard is one of the only things that can make me gag from the smell alone.

[The Leader]

[i love my dead gay forum]

uhhh wibble

[cosbydaf]

"I was going to grow up to be a doctor, but then I realized that women have asses so I decided to sell drugs instead."

[xolta]

[18:42] <Sonoran> fuck ponies though
[18:42] <Boog> well I mean Sono don't do that
[18:42] <Boog> for one thing it takes a lot of effort for a man to satisfy a pony
[18:42] <Boog> they're big
[18:42] <xolta> meh first seaon was okay
[18:43] <Sonoran> ow are we defining big
[18:43] <Boog> but then at the end you're tired and embarassed and they're just bored...
[18:43] <Sonoran> cus no they arent :V
[18:43] <xolta> qoutes theard

[Albino Anti-Hero]

Apr 8, 2013 22:36:18 GMT cosbydaf said:

"I was going to grow up to be a doctor, but then I realized that women have asses so I decided to sell drugs instead."

Fuck yeah ass titties ass titties

[outhouseinferno]

"All my ideas are golden." - Xolta

"So is urine." - The Leader

[cosbydaf]

[21:05:15] <outhouse> well, they're beneath you in the way that you're literally afraid they'll rape you
[21:05:19] <xolta> sounds cool

[outhouseinferno]

[22:44:42] <xolta> the internet allows people to be dumb at the speed of light

[i love my dead gay forum]

Since the special editions in 199X, Lucas has shown nothing but contempt for his fans - in a hilarious way.

What are those slipshod 'digital remasters' if not evil clones, directly analogous to the CGI clone troops in (the Blade Runner-homaging) Episode 2? Why does Star Wars SE feature a direct reference to Jurassic park (with its Ronto-saurus) if not to draw on its nightmare vision of cutting-edge SFX technology gone awry? Why is the entire franchise suddenly saturated with evil, digital clones?

Lucas knows that the medium is the message, and has positioned Lucasfilm as the Empire, in a battle against the rebel pirates that distribute unaltered bootlegs of the original films. The highest level of Star Wars fans reject the expanded universe wholesale, don't buy merchandise, and in fact must actively attack Lucasfilm - and now Disney. What are commonly held as the main tenets of Star Wars fandom are actually evidence that the point has been lost. This is why Lucas produced the prequels as satirical tales of stupid, ineffectual liberals playing at being the heroes in a videogame-universe before being crushed by the machine they helped create.

Legions of dudes with plastic lightsabres play at being Jedi, but treat the force as a vulgar mechanism and show no care for the original films' revolutionary politics. Nerds get angry at midichlorians because they utterly devastate the logic of wookiepedia, by taking it to its natural conclusion. Phantom Menace's midichlorians prefigure Prometheus' essential contrast between positive knowledge and authentic belief. The prequels are anti-fandom, and anti-fandom is the heart of Star Wars.

[Albino Anti-Hero]

jabba the hutt more like jobless the hutt

[cosbydaf]

[20:53:54] <xolta> every wican i came across smelt let the had a bloody fidst fuck witht the godess and then rolled around in shit for hours

[xolta]

[21:00] <Chupacabra> write what you know is what logically lead me to creating a character thats a 8 foot tall mutant prostitute living in the future
[21:01] <xolta> hahahaha
[21:01] <Cosbydaf> sounds like a heavy metal comic

[outhouseinferno]

[15:32:51] <xolta> there a family thing
[15:33:17] <xolta> you take un cooke lo man and othe curch nooldes and make them int cookies
[15:33:26] <xolta> with fug and coahlate

[KDarkness]

[20:57:32] <outhouseinferno> chicken licken and his best friend, ducken fucken