Quotes thread neo

[xolta]

the actual secret way to get women is to input the konami code on their nipples-Admiral_Aorta

[justshaun]

"giant invisible whale penises killed outhouse"
- Ted

[The Leader]

"Yes, that would be an inefficient way of killing hostages." - xolta

[i love my dead gay forum]

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[xolta]

[17:43] <Spivsy> there's been a murder in a japanese orphanage, and the only person who can solve the murder
[17:43] <Spivsy> is godzilla
[17:43] <Spivsy> jesus has been betrayed and godzilla is there for some reason
[17:43] <Spivsy> judaszilla
[17:44] <wortcov> xD
[17:44] <xolta> spivsy wins
[17:46] <xolta> brb
[17:47] <Spivsy> "one of you is going to betray me. What do you think, Godzilla?" "*breathes fire*"
[17:48] <Cosbydaf> well it would be more fun to watch
[17:48] <xolta> okay
[17:48] <outhouseinferno> It'd still be better than the godzilla talking scene we did get
[17:49] <xolta> yeah

[Albino Anti-Hero]

1 hour ago Enihsnus1111 SCIENCE AND RELIGION DON'T KNOW NOTHING DON'T SPIND 550 MILLION DOLLARS ON MILARY BUGIT SPEND 450 million USE THE OTHER 100 BILLION TO BUILD FACTORS IN EACH STATE THAT ANY ONE CAN GO AND USE FREE THE TOP MACHINES CMC AND WHAT EVERY TO CREATE WHAT'S IN THERE MINDS IN ONE YEAR THAT IDEA MAKE THINGS YOU CAN'T EMAGINE

2 hours ago Enihsnus1111 The difference BETWEEN ME AND YOU ATHEIST AND ANTI ATHEIST RILIGOUS PEOPLE DARING IS A VIRTUE TO DARE COME TO MISSION VALLEY GIVE ME THE SKULL AND CROSS BONES POISON , BUT WHEN IT DON'T WORK AGAINST THE FORCES KNOLLAGE I DON'T DIE, HAVE TBE COURAGE DON'T BE CANDY ASS's TO AFRAID IT MITE DAMAGE SCIENCE AND RELIGION ALIKE

5 hours ago Enihsnus1111 THE QUANTUM SAYS THAT YOU HAVE BE 100% in BELIFE NOT 99.99% THE SUGAR PILL DON'T WORK THE INNATE THE HIDDEN FORCE LEDS YOU IT LEADS ME POISON ME DARK FIRCE AND SEE CALLING YOUR BLUFF YOUR MATH SHOULD OF SHOLD YOU THE GARBAGE DUMP IN THE OCEAN THE WOBBLE SOMETHING THERE BUT NOT THERE THE PPISON IN THE ORANGE FOR YOU TO SEE FOR ME IT'S NOT THE FORDE SHOWS MW THINGS TO EAT SMARTER THAN MAN

6 hours ago Enihsnus1111 PENN WAS THE I WAS TALKING ABOUT INTELLIGENT DESIGN ARGUMENT, YOU WILL TRY A NEW PLANE OR DRAG STER AND RISK SOMEONE'S LIFE YOU WILL KILL YOU ATHEIST AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WILL KILL 500 MILLION CHILDREN IN IRAQ YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE OF A TRUE BELIEVER OF THE (( FORCE. )) MARK 16:15 EAT ANY POISON ATHEIST AND CHRISTIANS BOTH IN FEAR, IM CALLING YOUR BLUFF

6 hours ago Enihsnus1111 I don't like and like ATHEIST AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE I DON'T CARE AS LONG AS YOUR APART OF THE FORCE THE LOVE HE GIVES A INTELLIGENT DESIGN ARGUMENT AGAINST RELIGIOUS BOOKS SERCHING FOR SOMETHING TO FEEL HIS HEART HE DOES IT WITH CLASS,, HE'S APART OF THE FORCE ==GOOD PERSON-NESS

18 hours ago Enihsnus1111 MARK 16:15 I WILL EAT ANY KIND OF POISON YOUR SCIENCE HAS GOD CREATED THE PLANET AND SUN HE LEEDS ME TO WHAT ROCKS TO EAT TI PROTECT DROP A ORANGE BY IM HOME LESS RED AND BLUE HAT WITH SUN ON IT CAM.DE LA ,AND MISSION CTR RD. MISSION VALLEY GOD AGAINST SCIENCE

18 hours ago Enihsnus1111 YOUR SCIENCE SAYS THAT 5 MINUTS OF THE SUN SHOULD DAMAGE YOUR EYES, GEN.1:3-26 I WILL LOOK IT IN THE MORNING WHEN FIELD GLASS'S TELL YOU HOW MANY SUN SPOTS ,, 2,800 HOURS AT 12NOON GOD KNOWS BEST

[cosbydaf]

Mal: we all have the right to bear arms
but nobody has the right to arm bears

[The Leader]

I disagree.

[i love my dead gay forum]

im p. sure that bears are more trustworthy with guns than americans

[Albino Anti-Hero]

What's with the weird spaceship thing and alien planetoid in the background?

[i love my dead gay forum]

maybe it's a futuristic setting where bears have been engineered to protect the rejuvenated earth from interlopers while the humans fuck off to space in glittery spaceships

[Albino Anti-Hero]

Me: what if you were just fucking her and she began to lactate chunky mayonnaise?

Ted: ugh! Oh my god! *wretching noises* I've watched gore porn that isn't as terrifying as that thought!

[cosbydaf]

Gross lactation is worse than gore porn?

Hmm

[i love my dead gay forum]

i dunno why ted is so disgusted, that sounds like the state fetish of half the midwest or whatever

[xolta]

The women in question as rev and i think it was imaging her doing it that grossed me out. Also mayo is nasty the smell alone is sickening.