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Post by xolta on Sept 29, 2013 17:28:35 GMT
Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror 2  Lucha Jack: Hello you half baked cans of shit that sadly read this derck. I know I am the light of your pitiful sad weeb lives so were doing a bunch of mini comics so enjoy you fuck trads or i will make you shit blood for three days and fist your whore moms to death. So sit back get some snacks or what ever for Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror.  Narrator: Today story is too spooky for me. So reaper your eyes, ears, nose and balls for Tales from Creepy pit of Terror.  Cosbydaf: Which one do I kill? How do I tell which is the real lucha jack and a robot duplicate sent form Pluto.  Lucha Jack: The one thats clearly made of metal you banana eating cum monkey. Taste lucha boot... its low in fat you metal fart slicker.  Metal Jack: Hurry up cosbydaf old pal after we take care of this robot piss jumping monkey we can go on a pizza adventure. Maybe even pick up some donuts.  Lucha Jack: Nooo you moron I am the real Lucha jack! Cosbydaf: that's actually want a robot would say. You don't belong in this world monster now die. ~Chainsaw noises~ Lucha Jack: Revenge do you hear me. I will come back and shit all over your things.Then take a flame thrower... ~splat~ ~gore~ ~wibbbbles~ ~a few weeks later~  RagsPapper: So why do you want spivsy ukelele for any ways lucha jack? Metal Jack: mmmm I need it to kill... dinosaurs? ..haha.. That its dinosaurs. Spisvy: Well that seem reasonable. But please return it with out any blood on it. Now back to my tea times I wills i wills.  Lucha Jack: Revenge! Narrator: Remember you can be replaced and there watching YOU! Form inside the creepy pit of terror. the end in tune next week for a other from Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror |
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Post by outhouseinferno on Sept 29, 2013 22:22:16 GMT
I like this one better than episode 1
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Post by The Leader on Sept 29, 2013 22:31:16 GMT
Third pic looks like they're crying together. :<
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Post by cosbydaf on Sept 30, 2013 3:01:29 GMT
list of lucha jack legacy ideas
1. lucha jack and (insert character) are playing with toys, cue existential reference to toy photo comics and both characters looking at the screen
2. lucha jack and lucha jane go on a date
3. interview with lucha jack characters
4. introducing silver mask and ruler baron z
5. introducing crazy jimmy
6. lucha jack’s chainsaw is stolen
7. lucha jack fights enemigo
8. enemigo and ruler baron z team up
9. robot army
10. introducing Morpheus
11. size-changer ray
12. lucha jack goes missing – supporting characters have to find him
13. hunt for the formula
14. Halloween 3 parter- Jacob’s Ladder, The Shining, Lucha Jack goes to Hell
15. lucha jack reunites with his trainer
16. lucha jack gets high
17. xolta writes a novel and gets rich
18. a tale of two xoltas – introducing zolta
19. introducing Officer Richard
20. hunting down jesus lizard in the forest
21. lucha jack saves president stych
22. assault on N.W.E, outdoor vehicle battle and chainsaw duel between Jack and Enemigo
23. jack meets the bogleech members
24. lucha jack teaches sex ed
25. Die Hard re-enactment
26. revenge of the robot army
27. Saving Private Xolta
28. Yeti meets his cousins (Kongs) and they plot to overthrow humanity
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Post by Spuvsy on Oct 1, 2013 14:12:49 GMT
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Post by xolta on Oct 2, 2013 16:40:00 GMT
Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror 3 Lucha Jack: Hello you half baked cans of shit that sadly read this derck. I know I am the light of your pitiful sad weeb lives so were doing a bunch of mini comics so enjoy you fuck trads or i will make you shit blood for three days and fist your whore moms to death. So sit back get some snacks or what ever for Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror. Narrator: Were all just men in rubber masks looking for piarte gold from Creepy pit of Terror.  Lucha Jack: Listen up you icemen. Here is the plan after were done checking this monster guy were like toatly going to have a orgy or what ever. Maybe a buffet i don't know, but first you three fuck wads go off on you own while me and spork go the other way. Spork: Why don't we like mix it up for once? BansheeBird: I cant bee seen the sandmen..Touched me in places... Arc.. arc. ~laugh track~ Lucha Thing: ~tazmaina devil noises~ Xolta: I am just glad to be here, but man do i got the munchies.  Lucha Jack: Who's bright idea was it to split up again! Spork: Yours! Lucha Jack: Well I guess I am going to turn my organs into a bug pipe latter. ~laugh track~ ~Cue chase music~ Chase Music: OOo cooky spook free love haunted. Thats right baby a cook spooky free love house. We can all get a long and sing a song in this cooky spooky free love haunted house. So wont you be my babe at least for the night i got fright in this cooky spooky free love haunted house.  Mr. Monstero: Ah get this thing off me. Xolta: like wow how did you guess lucha things name unless he can talk. Lucha jack see i am not crazy. Lucha Jack: Now like find out whose relay behind trying to ruin the orgy we had planed. ~Lucha Thing and Missouri inc will be right back after a word form these sponsors~   Mr. Monstero: And that's when officer these "teenagers" came on my private land and there dog attacked me. Officer O'Generic: Well do you "teenagers" have any thing to say before I cart you off to jail? Lucha Jack :We wouldn't have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for that medial legal system. ~laugh track~ Narrator: Despite all my rage i am just a rat in my cage from Creepy pit of Terror. the end |
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Post by outhouseinferno on Oct 2, 2013 21:00:41 GMT
lucha ducha jack
where is formulack
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Post by xolta on Oct 5, 2013 3:09:43 GMT
Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror 3 Lucha Jack: Hello you half baked cans of shit that sadly read this derck. I know I am the light of your pitiful sad weeb lives so were doing a bunch of mini comics so enjoy you fuck trads or i will make you shit blood for three days and fist your whore moms to death. So sit back get some snacks or what ever for Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror. Narrator: Imagen a world were you could move from one poonit to the other. Now Iamgen yur grand pa naked. This awkard boner was divlered from the creepy pit of terror.  Lucha Jack: Hey wibblet have you seen my chain saw? Xolta: Hey Lucha jack check out this teleporter I invited today! Lucha Jack: Have you taken your anti trad pills today? That My mongo pig cunt locker is a paper plate. Xolta: If you try it out I will give you a big cow boy hat. Lucha Jack: Finally I will be king of the hill, and sell lucha and lucha accessories.  Lucha Jack: Well what are waiting for me to anal peg you in bred mom. I want that hat when this fails and turns out to be a paper plate. ~zapppp~  Lucha Jack: Well the title potato gremlin or what ever the fuck he is, its hard to tell Missourians apart. Thing worked. Now to get that big hat I am owed. ~mean while~  Xolta: Oh Lucha jack drooped his wallet. He looks good with a mustache. Better go bring it to him. ~ buzzisggght!~  Xolucjatck: Mmm put the gum to my face! I am wibbleable... Kill me. Narrator: We are all made of cells we are all the demon legion from the creepy pit of terror. the end |
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Post by outhouseinferno on Oct 5, 2013 23:48:43 GMT
his face at the end is pretty smug. It's liek "T-t-that's all folks!"
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Post by wortcov on Oct 7, 2013 0:13:56 GMT
another excelent episode.
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Post by xolta on Oct 8, 2013 20:22:32 GMT
 This isnt even my final fromula.png |
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Post by outhouseinferno on Oct 9, 2013 8:15:24 GMT
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Post by xolta on Oct 10, 2013 4:22:49 GMT
Lucha Jack's Tales from Creepy pit of Terror special for Halloween type holidays its.... Lucha jack plays pokemon jam!  Lucha Jack: Cosmang you say this video game is haunted and you want me to beat the shit fuck out of the ghosts that are in it. This better not be like that time We went for sticky buns and ending going to Mexico to get sticky bj because of your fuck sifting num nuts hearing me wrong. Still we had fun on that trip. Cosbydaf: Yeah who knew the crabs she gave us could use laser weapons. Lucha Jack: Fuck i still have buns from that. So were my ghost hitting stick at?  Lucha Jack: So When turn on this outdated turd you calla gaming machine and I double kill these ghosts. Cosbydaf: I dont think you can kill ghosts lucha jack... Lucha Jack: Do you what to be next after the ghost you ass licking pig brain dead fuck face. Don't stop my busting because busting makes me fell good. Whats the name of this game again? Cosbydaf: Pokemon jam!! Remember if you die int he game you die for real.  Lucha Jack: So far this seems normal. You are one hell of a ....  Lucha Jack: I Can feel forever bleeding into my eyes! ~cues demonic music~  ~pokemon jam theme~  Lucha Jack: So I been sucked into the game? Wellp time to bust some fucking skulls. You hear you you ass chomping ghosts I am going to kill you again and again then piss all over your stuff beascuse I am missing my stories.  Lucha Jack: I feel... Finnnnee!  Lucha Jack: This hole .. it was made for me.  ~Lucha What?~  ~ Lucha Why?  Lucha Jack: I can feel the froumla in my vines!  ~imopldes on impcat~  Narrotr: And so Lucha jacks mind imploded in the game and he died and it all your fault. Because The ghosts were you! Happy Halloween! the end sprties by cosbydaf and the spriters resource |
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Post by outhouseinferno on Oct 10, 2013 4:29:14 GMT
dammit not pkoemon jam nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
At least it ties in to the pre X/Y partying
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Post by cosbydaf on Oct 10, 2013 11:42:03 GMT
holy shit you have a copy of seaman? i heard those things were rare as fcuk
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