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Post by xolta on Nov 2, 2013 0:24:38 GMT
Lucha Jack Vs the academy of mad doctors part 1  Lucha Jack: Slime beast A other milk sake and make it fast or I will shake.. your ass and stuff. Sigh the magic is gone in my life ever scene enemigo died. I even wrested a robot squid and yet i feel like one of kiansowrd's drawings. Make that to go. I am going to give some trubo nerds some bruises or some thing.  Lucha Jack: I came with my lucha balls. She never fell so hard in love... Anget 01: Hello long time no see.I like to Introduce some of my associates . Professor Geminos prove your self worthy to the master, and have your men kill him. Lucha Jack: Ha thats funny Because you going to the ones that are dead! Now tell me how you are and why you wouldn't let me finish enemigo.  Xolta : Hello there true believers Professor Geminos and his beast warriors may look like small fry but wacht out. There genes have be spliced with radio active animal dna making them super mutants. ~Mean while~  Porfesser Geminos: You herd him attack. Lucha Jack: Some things never change!  ~ KA TAHCWK~  ~DERsdlams~  Terorspin: Tutrle beam! Carne de golpe rápido: Yo creo que la lucha tenía sexo con un perro. Will lucha jack beat Porfesser Geminos? Well he find out about the academey of mad doctors? this and more next time to be contuied |
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Post by xolta on Nov 5, 2013 4:49:31 GMT
part 2  Lucha Jack: Taste chain saw! ~Slash~   ~Explode~  Professor Geminos: You may think yo left me in ruin but it is you that will be ruined! Attack Turbo turtle. Lucha Jack: That is the dumbest one liner ever. What are you a pickle fucking chukle monkey? I almost fell bad for what i am about to do. I am going to turn you spine into a xylophone.  ~Zap~ Lucha Jack: Why the fuck did you just kill your own guys what are you a dumb ass milk pissing retard? Oh well I guess i get to beat the answer out of you! Turns out this was a good day after all. Lucha Jack: Now tell me why and who you work for?  ~Puch~ Agent 01: This was a test the master had set up for you. Lucky you peeked his interest. You have two weeks to train. Lucha Jack: For what..? Agent 01: for our plans of course, Caligari says hello. Lucha Jack: Dammit dad... I should have killed you again. I swear I am not done yet you come back. Come back ass hole and fight me. Agent 01: god bye for now. ~ faints~ ~later at a unknow local~  Anget 01: All is going to plan master frakenstine. Soon we will have a sword to kill god with.  Lucha Jack: Masterdore I need to reach the next level... Will lucha jack be able to reach the next level? What dose anget one mean a sword to kill god with? Find put next time! to be contuied |
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Post by xolta on Nov 11, 2013 4:03:49 GMT
part 3 waring this "iusse" cantions a flashing gif  Lucha jack: I need your help me or i will kill you! Masterdor: You cant kill me champ i am a ghost. Lucha jack: Well I will double kill your hockey ass. Also I have booze. Masterdor: why didnt you say you had booze? Lets start. If you want to reach the next level you must pass the montage of doom! ~cues heavy metal music~  Scarab mask: Do you even lift? Lucha jack: I will lift you into a vlacono when we are done.    Lucha Jack: You smell like bacon giant. Now hand me over your gold and fine giant women! ~sevler montages later~  Lucha Jack: some help you were i cant reach the next leve, tfor that your geting a lucha boot sandwoch up your ass. The leader: Maybe I can help. Lucha Jack: Oh that right you still alive, that reminds me i should kill you. Its been on my to do list for ever. Why the fuck do you want to help me you gravy soaked bitch pig? The Leader: Beacuse spork likes you and I like spork its that simple. I will be master of the world when all is said and done but i am doing this for her. Now all you need to done is get anrgy Lucha Jack: Dumb ass i am allways angry. Stupid universe i should punch it in the tits. The Leader: Arngry imagine the worse then that could ever happen to you. Lucha Jack: fine but this betetr or or i will kick you balls to the moon with a baseball bat.  Lucha Jack: fuuuuuuuuuuuu ~ emmmmmm~ ~buzzit~ Will lucha jack reach the next kevel find out next time. to be contuied |
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Post by xolta on Nov 17, 2013 21:08:31 GMT
part 4  Lucha Jack: This burns like hot suace up my butt hole! I can see it now the fomrula!  Lucha Jack: Were in Billy bob Thorntons bed room am I? Also you the heck is this chuckle fuck? God: I am the lord your god, my son and this is nirvana you have achieved the next level of mind a and soul. Lucha Jack: Fuck that noise i just want to bash some skulls in also I met a lot of people that claimed there god before.  God: your under pants have little poodles on them. Also one time while you were relay drunk and you prayed for... Lucha Jack: Okay okay I belive you. So what in good gravy are these bastard? What do they want? God: The same old thing kill me take my place, figured they use you for it but it seems that you have achieved enlightenment instead of the next level of lucha. Lucha Jack: Well get me back to earth I got business of braking skulls to do! God: To bad your getting enlightenment and your going to like it mister.  Lucha Jack: I can feel forever carlwing around me! I can fianly see the turth of it all  the end and now a message form xolta  xolta: They there folks I originaly planed for a different ending then the one your saw here but it felt like some thing i hadnt done so man times over. Sorry if this wtf ending suck so if you want me to make it were lucha jack fights dudes ending then tell me. Also your getting bonus content for this issue too. dont worry about lucha jack either we will be back to normal because nothing is permate in comics. |
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Post by xolta on Nov 19, 2013 16:38:24 GMT
Bonus content this video or some form of it was ment to be in the last iusse didnt get it finsihed or uploaded in time so here you go.
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Post by outhouseinferno on Nov 20, 2013 8:02:32 GMT
I'm in awe
best credits ever
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Post by xolta on Dec 14, 2013 20:21:40 GMT
lucha jack big old Christmas party  Charlotte: Hi little brother merry Christmas. Sliver mask: Have you seen Lucha jack? Pink mask: We want to introduce him to some friends of yours. Charlotte: Hes.. by the bar with lucha jane. Hmm Sliver mask: Oh thanks.  Charlotte: hmm... Wait I was going to introduce my new boy friend. Oh well I guess it will have to wait Enenmigo! Enemigo: Oh I am sure they knew me already. ~mean while over by the bar~  Lucha Jack: And then I said tell me were the froumla is and dick punch his myopic furry balls. Haha good times with duck fuckers. Lucha Jane: Lucha Jack you tell that story every were we go out. Lucha Jack: Only because its funny and true.  Lucha Jane: Hey sliver mask is this party a dud or what? Sliver Mask: I been too worse, any ways i wanted to induce some pals of mine to you. Lucha jack. I like to to meet Green mask and ultra Billy and his battle goat. ( battle goat sold supernaturally. Join the lucha jack fan club and revive a special coupon offer void in Insmouth, Nilbog, Pulto and Hawaii ) Ultra Billy: I like potatoes. Lucha Jack: Oh great your friends with a literal giant developmentally disabled retard. Lucha Jane: Lucha Jack.. I see the tapes i got you are working! Lucha Jack: Yeah I am finding all sorts of new ways to call people dick honkies.  Charlotte: I like to make an aconucment, I like to induced my new boy firend.. Enemigo ~gasp~ Lucha Jack: Did I just hear that right! Enenmigo! Give me one good reason why I dont murder your sicko half donkey pimple dick face. Enenmigo: Because I am dating your sister. Narrator: And some say lucha jack heart grew three times that day for the love he felt for his siter was real even if he wanted to kill that jerk off bastard. Also lucha jack totally forgot to get her a persnet and figured this would conut.  Lucha Jack: Fine I wont kill you.. Today only beacuse I am drunk and tired. Lets go home jane. Merry Christmas cum wads. Sliver mask: Merry Christmas brother Charlotte: Same here.. The end  Happy holidays form lucha jack |
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Post by cosbydaf on Dec 26, 2013 18:22:49 GMT
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Post by outhouseinferno on Dec 26, 2013 22:59:34 GMT
Oh god, it looks so derpy
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Post by xolta on Jan 2, 2014 23:58:54 GMT
 Lucha Jack: Jane have you seen my mask?  Jane: Did you go and beat up random monsters again?  Lucha Jack: No.. kay yeah but the delivered it, the piss Williams. Do you think the cum drinkers at the golf course will make fun of me looking like this.  Lucha Jane: Sigh why do i date you again? any ways you look fine.  Lucha jack: Oh good what a relief. ~later that evening~  N.W.E robot: haha your face looks stupid. Lucha Jack:Your mom looked stupid after i fucked her. Now die you tin shit.  Sonic: And so lucha jack learned a lesson.. I frogot what it was, some thing about that time i raped Bill Clinton's cat and did all the mushrooms int he state of New York. Yeah.. juice and jam... gotta blast! the end |
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Post by xolta on Jan 8, 2014 20:10:39 GMT
lucha jack beyond  Narrator: It is many years into the future Lucha jack retired after his mess divorce wit Jane and pushed many of the people he loved and xolta away from him.  Kid Onion: All my life I herd about the heroic exploits of lucha jack and just wanting to be him. At Last I found him.  Lucha Jack: Ugh some one at my door.  Kid Onion: ~Heavy breathing~ Lucha Jack: Let me guess your my biggest fan. Well good for you, now go be a fucker some were else I'm busy wibbling in my sadness. Kid Onion: Wait I dont want any thing singed. I just wanted to meat you. All my life I wanted to be a Luchador like you. Lucha Jack: Look kid I haven't been any thing to any one in years. So why should you give a fuck?  Lucha Jack: Enemigo.. But he should be dead. Kid Onion: Oh shit they fallowed me. Lucha Jack: Who did? Kid Onion: The enemigo gang, there all inspired by enemigo. Lucha Jack: Let me guess They got a axe to grind with me? Might as well come inside.  Kid Onion: Awwww yeah! Hey where is your chain saw? Lucha Jack: Jane got it in the divorce. Looks Like I am going to bust some pig shit skulls today. Funny figured I was just going to drown my slef in porno. Will Lucha jack and kid onion be able to fight off the enemigo gang? Find out next iusse. To be continued |
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Post by xolta on Jan 11, 2014 3:20:58 GMT
memo i used my computers web cam tell me if you perfer this or the potato cam thanks lucha beyond 2  Lucha Jack:Why Did I agree to this again? Oh thats right I got sand in my skull! Kid Onion:Look I got to beat this big brute, just fallow my lead and on the count of three. 1..2..3  ~ThaWACK~  Kid Onion: Did you see that puch? Lucha Jack: It was a luck shot kid, now were did that cum golaber go to?  Kid Onion:Behind you! Lucha Jack:DIE! Enemigo gang member: Look at these buttery fools thinking they can lucha jack me up.  Lucha Jack: Well I am bout to butter your bread. Kid Onion: That was a lame come back. Lucha Jack: I will come on your back.. Wait never mind. ~Mean while in a secret under ground base~  The Leader: After all this time hes back, now to fulfill my destiny and become master of the world. To be continued |
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Post by xolta on Jan 31, 2014 4:45:43 GMT
Lucha jacks science facts  Lucha jack thinks he can fly if he putts his chain saw on like a hat, sadly he can not.  If you are bitten buy a luchador and survive. You will become a luchador during every full moon unable to quench your lust for wrestling.  Luchadores have no concept of spikes this is belived to be a odity of there culture rather then a lack of survival insect. Also theres no party like a lucha party.  Luchadores usaly stand at 20 meters if you now what i mean bb. ~wink~  When exposed to large amounts of water luchadores will under go a cheimcal reaction that tranfrom them into ninjas. this effect will only last for a few short seconds. Tune in next time to find out we its illegal to bea dinosuar int his controy the end |
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Post by xolta on Feb 1, 2014 1:23:55 GMT
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Post by Spuvsy on Feb 5, 2014 21:10:00 GMT
The Birth of Jack
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