Lucha jack

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Oct 10, 2013 11:42:03 GMT cosbydaf said:

holy shit you have a copy of seaman? i heard those things were rare as fcuk

I think the copies that still have the dream cast mic "boxed" with it are rare whille opnes without the mic are uncommon at best. Still not a bad 3 buck purshaes.

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Cooming soon to a lucha near you.

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lucha jack vs the usa part 1






Lucha Jack: How The fuck is Enenmigo alive? What dose it take to kill the bastard? Is he a fucking bug or some thing? Sigh looks like I am going to miss half priced meat loaf night at the dinner again.



Lucha Jack: Look her you shifty tin bucket of blots and cogs and what ever gets the internet. I need you to take me to Washington dc it seem during the government shut down Eneimgo has
taken over.

Lucha Bot: Sigh... yes master lucha jack.

Lucha Bot: I don't mean to be nosy master lucha jack but why are you so worried.



Lucha Jack: Enenmigo is a monster, he thinks murder is a sport. Hes my problem. He loves to kill for no other reason then its fun which it is, now imagine him having his had on the button. I mean sure I have killed a lot of people but enemigo makes me look like saint.

~later on that day in Washington dc~



Lucha Jack: Enemigo How The fuck are you alive you turd miner! I am going to turn you feet into a smoothie.

Enemigo: I have friends in high places. Now hand over your Chain saw. I have plans for it.

Lucha Jack: How about I come over there and shove my hand up your ass and make you int to a Muppet.

Enemigo: You Cant kill me, I am The law.

Lucha Jack: Law!



~thawk~



~Cruch~

Enemigo: You just fucked up. To bad I wanted to kill you for my self.



Enemigo: Gentlemen you may fire we ready, But remember bring the chain saw to me.



Lucha Jack: Enemigo You rat abstract art fucker I'm not done with you! If I live thought this I am going to add pile drived tanks on my list of life goals reached. Then I am going to ham you on a rope made from yur own shit.



Will Lucha be able to stand up to a whole division of tanks? Whats eneimgos plan for lucha jack chain saw? Find out next time.


to be continued

[outhouseinferno]

I likey, it a return to the classic G1 lucha jack story lines ok

Along with an all-new setting of the outdoors.

also last picture reuse mmmmmmm

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lucha jack vs us part 2



~BLam~



Lucha JacK: Tanks that can fire yetis. Well I thought I have seen never thing in my life. I dont have time for yeti sassed bull shit. Your going down too to pain town Enemigo. Taste boot shit fucker!



Enenmigo: haha good luck trying to get me with this wall of yeti behind me.






Enenmigo: Oh God dammit! Well I didn't think I need to do this so soon. But then again I am the best.

Lucha Jack: Whats the fuck are you going on about Enenmigo? Your girly new douche that you are going to eat latter.

Enenmigo: Haaha its funny that you think you can win. I have reached Level of lucha libre that you cant never dream of!
Let me show you.



Enenmigo: This Is to go beyond you Lucha Jack! Just a taste of how much better I am than you.
AHHHHHHHHHhhhh

~buzz~
~hiss~
~EMMMM~



Mega Enenmigo: I have become Mega Enenmigo destroyer of well you and then every one else in this world. I am the end of all things. Judgement day is at hand.
Now Die lucha jack!


Lucha Jack: Well Fuck me with a rubber nose. I Guess its time to use it. Fucking hell.


What is it that lucha jack plans on using? Will he be able to defeat the might of mega enemigo?
Find out next time.

to be continued

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lucha jack vs us part 3



Mega Enemigo: It was shockley simple to take over. A few headlocks here and a couple billion dollars there.

Lucha Jack: Were the fuck did you get a billions of dollars at?

Mega Enemigo: I had stocks in google. The power is just a means to a end lucha jack, with the power of the us army there no way you can win ageist me. Now hand over the chainsaw! Me and your chain saw have a date with destiny! Lying dormant in ti is the spirit of one angry frost giant and with it I will start Ragnarok and murder the world.



Lucha Jack: Fucking eat my cock you shit William. Looks like got to have to see that two way commutator sliver mask got me for Christmas.



Sliver Mask: Hello this is sliver mask speaking. Oh hey bro whats up?



Lucha Jack: Look this is important you numb nut freak. I am in trouble so hurry the fuck over here and bring that robot of yours.



~ Curch~

Lucha Jack: So why not take my chain saw while your kicking my ass?

Mega Enemigo: Because braking you is more fun.

Lucha Jack: Hurry the fuck up sliver mask! I am bleeding form my dick and places i didn't even know I had.

~Mean while sliver mask rushes to the battle~



~ Jet noises~

~ later at the Washington dc~



Sliver Mask: Sliver Shogun Transform!


Will Lucha jack and sliver able able to defeat enemigo and stop his plan of destroying the earth! Find out next time.

to be continued

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*do to camera difficulties this issues had to be shot via potato cam sorry about that.

part 3



~robot punch~



Sliver Mask: I am here to help big bro.

Lucha Jack: What took you so fucking long? I am bleeding prurple you turd monkey. Punch him in the dick until his explodes. I will keep him busy.



~tham~



~ wibble!~



Mega Enemigo: haha you think your toy can stop my plans I still have the power of the us army. As we speak I have order a missile strike.The missiles are all ready flying lucha jack. Its either stop them or kill me.

Lucha Jack: Enenmgio I will kill you and turn you ashes into cat food.

SLiver mask: Hmmm Lucha jack we got a porblem. Theres a missle heading for us.

Lucha Jack: Welp were fucked. Arggggh am so mad I could shit fire. Sliver mask get as many missiles you can. I am going to end this.

Mega Enemigo: You risk the world just to kill me. I am faltered.



Lucha Jack: I Never gave a shit about this crap pile full of neet weebs any ways. What I do care about is pumpling you face in. I am going to stop you.

Mega Enemigo: You stop me what a laugh, you have been my greatest ally over the years. You should have killed me when I was a kid so go a head kill me ring my neck in put me on trial then I will come back and we will start this whole song and dance over again. Remember I have friends in high places now.

Lucha Jack: As soon as I am done with you I am going after these shit flickers you call friends.

~mean while in some undisclosed location~



Unknown voice 1: It seems enemgio is going fail his mission. After all the trouble we had bringing him back to life.


Agent 01: I will get a clean up crew on this right away no one excluding the luchadore will know this ever happened.

Unknown voice 2: The master will be displeased to know that enemigo has failed. Now go Agent 01 and do your duty.

Will sliver mask be able to stop all the missiles? How are these friend enenmigo is talking about? Are they The same people that brought enemigo back? The final show down beings next time.

[cosbydaf]

in the first shot, your robot looks like a metal gear

[Spuvsy]

Lucha Jack was pissed off. "I'm pissed off." Said lucha jack, sounding all pissed off and shit. It had been 2 weeks since lucha jack went for his swimming lessons at the West Chokeslamsville municipal fire station, and 2 weeks since his signature lace-ups had mysteriously vanished from his rented locker. The firemen had been no help, because the chief fireman was part of a religion that banned the use of surveillance, lucha jack wasn't pleased about this and banned the use of the man's legs. Jack managed to make his way to one of his many houses, this one unfortunately hidden deep within a bramble thicket 14 days from the fire station; it was a poor choice, but after 8 days of hiking with his feet bleeding so much that he could no longer feel his shins jack figured he'd gone too far to turn back now.
at home jack punched a giant button on the wall of his kitchen and hot coffee squirted into his eyes "mmm just the way i like it" said jack, rubbing his hands under his mask. The refreshing drink made him feel better for a moment, but then he looked at the bloody stumps he once called feet, said "no" and grabbed one of the many surgical saws he had littering the place. biting down on a block of wood he got to work.

jack woke up a day later with ice skates attached to one thigh, and a super badass, pro-sick robot leg attached to the other. It was chrome and had whirring parts, and looked totally fucking awesome. jack looked upon his work and was pleased. He used his new rad as balls knee missiles to turn on the tv he had mounted to the ceiling (the one he'd watch while doing it with chicks). The news was on. "for those just tuning in, grade a douchebag enemigo has stolen 1000 pairs of shoes from around the city and is keeping them locked up in his secret base at st peters missouri"
"That fcuk" said jack, rubbing oil on his nipples. He knelt down on his one giant robot leg and leapt through the roof of the building, destroying it. Jack flew through the air for a good 9 days, before landing right outside enemigo's secret base. The base looked like that kid mandarks lab from dexter. "enemigo give me back my shoes you slut" said jack, cleverly. "no" replied enemigo, like a dick.
"why did you take all these shoes you piece of shit"
"so you could watch me kick your ass 1000 times"
lucha jack then slit enemigos throat with his ice skate and took back all the shoes, selling them for profit.
The End.

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read alound

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part 4



Mega Enemgio: hahah do you think you can stop all the missiles. What do you expect for me to have a button of some sort to deamoite them.

Lucha Jack : No, I except you to die eneimgo!



Lucha Jack: Kangaroo kick

Mega enemigo: Migo Chop!



~Lucha enegry buzzing~



Lucha Jack: chain saw ...

Mega Enemigo: Saw that one coming a mile away.



~Lucha~



Mega Enemigo: DIE lucha Jack!



~ZAP~



Lucha Jack: Oh my god you killed enemigo, that was my kill you bastard!

Agent 01: In a few day no one beside you and some friends of mine will know any of this will have happen be grateful I got here so fats and that you now have friends in high places. Good day sir.

Lucha Jack: Hey come back here pig fucker, what do you mean no one will remember this? I am not done with you...

~zap~

Agent 01: What a fool.

~weeks later~



Lucha Jane: Hey whats seems to be the problem got stung by buzzkill again?

Lucha Jack: Fuck no I deep fired that suck and made its balls into shoes. Its just it hard to believe I am the only one that remembers enemgio's take over. Out there there some one who brought him back and also there that bastard that kill him. That was my job the fuck face.

Lucha Jane: So one cocked blocked you kill. Maybe you like him after all.

Lucha Jack: All I know is there out there some were and I am going to find them and kill them. Maybe Get some answers out of there fucking fat ass monkey faceless dicks.

~mean while in a unknown location~



Unkown voice 01: Let this meeting of the Paracelsus institute for questionable sciences will come to order.

Dr. Calargi: I am afraid we have made my son mad. He will have to be dispose of.

Unknown voices: aye


To be continued in Lucha Vs the academy of mad doctors! coming soon.

but until then the end.

[cosbydaf]

bouns image i drew for some figures i'm shipping

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Based off events i read whilest lurking old leech. I sm perty sure the pope would not aprove.

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