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Post by ebe on Jan 20, 2014 21:44:46 GMT
Alpaca Evolution is a simple game. An Alpaca suddenly gains the ability to absorb other Alpacas! What will happen?!  When this Alpaca is ready to evolve, you are given a choice to "rule" or "obey." The Alpaca will then split in half and you will follow the adventures of the Alpaca you chose.   |
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Post by xolta on Jan 20, 2014 21:55:23 GMT
Become the all powerfull god king of alpaca kind. Its the only path,the right path.
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Post by wortcov on Jan 20, 2014 21:58:44 GMT
rule them with a iron...hoof?
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Post by ebe on Jan 20, 2014 22:00:33 GMT
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Post by cosbydaf on Jan 20, 2014 22:04:17 GMT
So it's a Hekatonkheire except with alpacas?
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Post by ebe on Jan 20, 2014 22:09:11 GMT
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Post by ebe on Jan 20, 2014 22:16:24 GMT
At first it seems like that's all that can happen...but after you've gotten both to level 7 something new occurs... THEY FIGHT. The battle is simple, absorbing Alpacas charges a power meter, and when full they can launch an attack to damage the enemy life bar. Regardless of who you play as, the result is the same...  The Alpaca who obeyed becomes the Alpaca God.  The Alpaca who ruled explodes, and is reborn as a normal Alpaca. At this point you can play again to try and unlock "rare" Alpaca forms that have nothing to do with the plot.     |
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Post by xolta on Jan 20, 2014 22:21:54 GMT
Salaryman alpaca is the best alpaca.
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Post by ebe on Jan 20, 2014 23:05:55 GMT
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Post by Thrinaxodevil on Jan 20, 2014 23:27:52 GMT
It amuses me how much like monkeys the alpacas look once they go bipedal.
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Post by wortcov on Jan 20, 2014 23:30:06 GMT
didn't think this could get weirder, but it did.
and I guess the gameplay is you moving arounds the screen absorbing alpacas?
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Post by ebe on Jan 20, 2014 23:38:55 GMT
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  Oh man! I guess he was getting too close to becoming Gold Alpaca, but what does it mean he'll need to absorb more powerful beings?  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA   Angels try to stop him!   Yes, at this point the game once again becomes a charging battle. Absorbing angels to fight against...  ALPACA GOD |
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Post by xolta on Jan 21, 2014 0:08:03 GMT
 I want a toy out of this. |
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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Jan 21, 2014 0:22:37 GMT
eagerly awaiting the part where the alpaca turns into the demon king's final form from berserk
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Post by ebe on Jan 21, 2014 0:22:43 GMT
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