Quotes thread neo

[cosbydaf]

[5/7/2015 5:21:03 PM] Ted Miller: fuck thoughts people

[KDarkness]

"Foodfight! was apparently made for a very strange, very specific audience of small children, branding super-freaks, furries, perverts, and people who've always fantasized about fucking Mrs. Butterworth." - AV Club review of Foodfight

[xolta]

I want that qoute to be on a plank so i can hang it on my wall.

[i love my dead gay forum]

run for office and then when someone's like 'whats your main policy plank' you pull out the actual plank and hit them with it

[cosbydaf]

[12:34:29 AM] Cosbydaf: reminds me of the thor 2 trailer
[12:34:42 AM] Cosbydaf: “they said before the universe there was nothing....they were wrong”
[12:34:46 AM] Cosbydaf: “there was shit and nothing”
[12:34:55 AM] Cosbydaf: cut to turds floating in space

[12:38:54 AM] Ted Miller: thor the drak turd

[cosbydaf]

eating ice cream sandwich
[12:17:03 AM] Thrinaxodevil: you bitch V:
[12:17:13 AM] Ted Miller: sorry

[cosbydaf]

"King Dick, the mayor of Wetwang"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang

[i love my dead gay forum]

For the location in The Lord of the Rings, see Wetwang (Middle-earth).

[Spuvsy]

I live less than an hour from Wetwang.

[i love my dead gay forum]

i'll bet you do

[cosbydaf]

[10:03:02 PM] Emanuel hellblom: ok good news are that skeletons are now dying permanently
[10:03:34 PM] Emanuel hellblom: bad news is that they only got 3 rows left to be not filled with fire.
[10:13:35 PM] Emanuel hellblom: wow, all skeletons are dead, puppies are safe and fire is off for the turn.
[10:14:52 PM] Cosbydaf: "rescue team manages to save 3 puppies amidst massive incompetence, skeletons"
[10:15:04 PM] outhouse ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: dont forget fire
[10:15:08 PM] Cosbydaf: oh yeah

[i love my dead gay forum]

here's a good bit from this book i'm reading called lanark

He sat in bed propped up with pillows to make sleep difficult. He invented a maggot called the Flealouse. It was white and featureless except on the underside, which was all mouths. It bred in connective tissues and moved by eating a trench in the surfaces it travelled among. It spread through bodies without upsetting them at first, for it sweated a juice which worked on the nerves like a drug, making diseased people plumper and rosier, more cheerful and active. Then it started feeding on the brain. The victims felt no less happy but their actions became mechanical and frenzied, their words repetitive and trite. Then the lice, whose movement so far had been sluggish and gradual, suddenly attacked the main bodily organs, growing hugely as they did so. Infected people turned white, collapsed in the street, swelled and burst like rotten sacks of rice, each grain of which was a squirming louse. Then the lice themselves split open releasing from their guts swarms of winged insects so tiny that they could enter anybody through pores in the skin. In less than a century the Flealouse infected and ate every other sort of life on the globe. The earth became nothing but rock under a heaving coat of lice of every size, from a few inches up to five hundred feet. Then they began to eat each other. In the end only one was left, a titan curled round the equator like a grub round a pebble. The body of the last Flealouse contained the flesh of everything that had ever lived. It was content.

[cosbydaf]

[5:30:52 PM] Emanuel hellblom: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3133544/Retired-child-actor-played-Anakin-Skywalker-Star-Wars-Phantom-Menace-arrested-car-chase-ended-plowed-vehicle-tree.html
[5:31:16 PM] Cosbydaf: obligatory joke in 3...
[5:31:19 PM] Cosbydaf: 2...
[5:31:21 PM] Cosbydaf: 1
[5:31:22 PM] Ted Miller: now that's what I call pod racinf
[5:31:32 PM] Cosbydaf: looooooooollllllll

[xolta]

[8:08:51 PM] outhouse ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: i
[8:08:55 PM] outhouse ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: a vision came into my head
[8:09:26 PM] outhouse ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: it was of "elf blowing" the porno flim, where of course, christmas elves are being blown while the christmas world music from diddy kong racing plays

[cosbydaf]

with james camerons money cred we could make a movie about flying meat balls form outer space trying to convert a storng balck nun into wrosping the flying wahle dildo and thor fighing tax ninjas with shean conery doing his zrodas qoutes