Super Derposaur Bros

cosbydaf Global Moderator Melon Johnson Posts: 1,318	Super Derposaur Bros May 22, 2013 21:15:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cosbydaf on May 22, 2013 21:15:16 GMT The blue one is Molt and the green one is Dolt. They are quite dumb. Suggest comic ideas.

xolta Global Moderator Frakenmod Posts: 2,117	Super Derposaur Bros May 22, 2013 21:19:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xolta on May 22, 2013 21:19:49 GMT The derposuars meet the harlem goble troters

cosbydaf Global Moderator Melon Johnson Posts: 1,318	Super Derposaur Bros May 22, 2013 23:56:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cosbydaf on May 22, 2013 23:56:55 GMT

cosbydaf Global Moderator Melon Johnson Posts: 1,318	Super Derposaur Bros May 23, 2013 1:18:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cosbydaf on May 23, 2013 1:18:14 GMT

Chiropto T-Bone Wilson bealch is the liberbator Posts: 135	Super Derposaur Bros May 23, 2013 4:11:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chiropto on May 23, 2013 4:11:33 GMT Each issue starts out with the Derposaurs in generic sitcom-esque situations which quickly take a surreal turn to the point where you can't tell if it's supposed to be funny or disturbing.

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Super Derposaur Bros May 23, 2013 5:22:18 GMT outhouseinferno likes this

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Issue 1: Dr Hobo

Molt: Hey dolt

Dolt: what is it molt

Molt: im bored

Dolt: lets go mess with dr hobo

Molt: okay

dr hobo: *mumblemumbleblasphemymumblemumblesweepstakesmumble*

Dolt: hey dr hobo

Dr Hobo: what the bloody hell do you wankers want?

Molt: we wanna talk about stuff

dolt: yeah stuff is a good thing

Molt: fnfnfnfnfnfnf

Talk about what? how the whole flippin worlds going to hell in a handbaskets? how me balls itch from mornin till dusk? how the interplanetary disciplines have been disrupted by cataloging the iniquities?!?

Dr hobo: yaa know mate you got the preeeetiest blue eyes, thems what reminds ah my wife, ah she was a flasper gibbet i tell ya but i had to let her go because she grizzles all my frank pipes ya know what i mean? I mean-

dr hobo: NO YOU DANT FUCKINNN KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME AROUND ALL GIBBY AND ILL YAP AWAY MY SECRETS? YOU BAFOONIGANS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF I TELL YA SHITPISS

Dolt: OWwwww

Dr hobo: Aaand YOU! *HIC* Wot de fucking'ell are YOU looking at?! You yappy litol gobsnapper! I'll cork you in the jerbuguss!

Molt: *NOM*

dr hobo: Get yer fuggin chops off me afro!

dr hobo: give that back you shitstain!

Molt: MNHHUMMFFFF

*WHAAPPP*

Dolt: mnah now we got his afrooo!

*QUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUEQUE*

Molt: *MNUFMNUFMNUFMNUF*

dr hobo: GIMME DAT BACK!

*TACKLE*

Molt: that's what ya get fo focking with us

Dolt: Yeah flopjobber

Molt: now i get to have 'es afro!!

Dolt: NO I WANT IT

Molt: FUCK YOU POB HOBBLE ET'S MINE

Dolt: FLARP DARP!

Molt: GOOP DOOP!

Dolt: nYYAAAAERRRHGHGHGH

Molt: haaaDURFFFFFFF

Dolt: MNNAYAAAHGHHHH

dr hobo: they told me there would be days like this...

xolta Global Moderator Frakenmod Posts: 2,117	Super Derposaur Bros May 23, 2013 15:00:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xolta on May 23, 2013 15:00:19 GMT I like Dr.Hobo's senseless rambling about his wife.
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The Leader T-Bone Wilson Flower Baby Posts: 230	Super Derposaur Bros May 23, 2013 15:32:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Leader on May 23, 2013 15:32:55 GMT I imagined more incest.

spork Choco Crucifi Posts: 83	Super Derposaur Bros May 23, 2013 17:23:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spork on May 23, 2013 17:23:23 GMT i want a cotton ball for an afro too

Albino Anti-Hero A Big Ball O' Yarn Jesse Ventura 2016 Posts: 332	Super Derposaur Bros May 24, 2013 0:05:19 GMT cosbydaf likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Albino Anti-Hero on May 24, 2013 0:05:19 GMT That was fuckin epic man. I love the derposaur's weird little language. What figure did you make dr hobo out of, anyway?

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Super Derposaur Bros May 24, 2013 0:08:39 GMT

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May 24, 2013 0:05:19 GMT Albino Anti-Hero said:

That was fuckin epic man. I love the derposaur's weird little language.

What figure did you make dr hobo out of, anyway?

Thanks!

Dr Hobo is a Revenge of the Sith Count Dooku with a 2000 Toybiz Doctor Octopus coat, and a afro made with a cotton ball and markers.

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Super Derposaur Bros May 25, 2013 7:20:58 GMT

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Issue 2: Derposaurs vs Lucha Jack

lucha jack: well waht do we have hear. two littel retread dinosaurs. dont yuo know taht being a dinosaur is illegaly in this controy?

molt: you wanna go maet?

dolt: we'll fook ya up

molt: yah we'll fook ya up so hahd yoo wont know which end ya mask is awn

dolt: oohhh, dassa a goodun molt

molt: garp

lucha jack: i thank i need to teache you litle sihts some manors

WITH MY FITS

*LUCHA KICK*

dolt: OW MY MINGLES

molt: yul pay for dat shobgapper! im gona bite yer fuggin head off!

lucha jack: no

*TAIL SWIPE*

lucha jack: ow

*KER-THUD*

dolt: aw huck. was that what i thunk it be?

molt: i jappy well hope not brudder!

lucha jack: waht are you idots yapeing abuot-

*RUOOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!*

molt: AW SHAT

dolt: WE DUN PIZZED OFF MOE!

(to be continued)

xolta Global Moderator Frakenmod Posts: 2,117	Super Derposaur Bros May 25, 2013 14:00:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by xolta on May 25, 2013 14:00:31 GMT This comic was like an explsion at the typo factory and i loved every second of it.

Albino Anti-Hero A Big Ball O' Yarn Jesse Ventura 2016 Posts: 332	Super Derposaur Bros May 25, 2013 22:40:48 GMT cosbydaf likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Albino Anti-Hero on May 25, 2013 22:40:48 GMT You're way better at articulating fight scenes then those figures should permit, good work.

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Super Derposaur Bros May 25, 2013 22:49:11 GMT

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Issue 3: Showdown with Moe

moe: I WARNED YOU LITTLE BASTARDS

THAT IF I EVER SAW YOU AGAIN

I'D KILL YOU BOTH

WELL GUESS WHAT?!

lucha jack: hey what the-

molt: IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THEM YOU DESERVE TO DIE!

*NOM*

Molt & Dolt: AAAAAUUUUUGHGHHHHHHHHHHFNFNFNFNF

dolt: ahh dat was a closeun molt

molt: yeah too bad for that luchador chap

dolt: hey, we can't let moe eats him for a thing that what we did. What would ah mum say?

molt: she's porbably say: "MOLT STOP DRUNKING DAT PAINT"

dolt: come on molt less go saev 'em

molt: okay

dolt: ey let 'em go ya big wanker! he didnt done nothing!

molt: he aint liss'nin! Plug up his face pipes!

moe: *ppppTTTTHUUUUAAAAHHhhhh!*

lucha jack: thnaks for the hlep retreads, not that i needed it

now let's make his flesh into pudding and his fucked face monkey shit skull into a chamber pot

moe: BRING IT TWERPS

Lucha jack and derposaurs: *various battle cries*

lucha jack: lets see how toughe you are when youre on your back like your inslut mother

lucha jack: eat shit

molt & dolt: RUUUAAAAAAGGGGGHFFFFF!

*KAPOW*

*KER-THUD*

moe: IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?! IM GOTTA EAT YA ALIVE!

lucha jack: leave him alon yuo fcuk

lucha jack: i got ya litle guy

molt: dont do et dolt! eh's too strawng!

moe: GONNA SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG!

molt: GET OFF MA BRUDDER!

moe: ARGGGH!

*wooooshhh*

molt: uh-oh.

molt: we's gonna foll!

dolt: halp us!!!

moe: YOU'RE NEXT, CHUM

lucha jack: no

lucha jack: hang on idots i got ya

lucha jack: hyaa!

lucha jack: tihs gives me an ide

dolt: FLARP DARP!

molt: GOOP DOOP!

lucha jack: mmmmmmm by our powrs combned i am derposaur fist lucha thing

moe: OOOOWWWW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

lucha jack: pushing you off a cliff

moe: NO PLEASE I HATE PLUMMETING TO MY DEATH!

lucha jack: to bad

moe: AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHhhhhhh-

lucha jack: fcuk that was dumb now my hans are gonna smell like derposaur re-turds for a moth

lucha jack: so are you two ok

molt: yeah wes alright maet

dolt: sorry about all this

lucha jack: ok

you guys are dum and ugly and dinosaurs but you got barvery and fiteing sprit

thus i shall ganrt you the privledge of exsiting

lucha jack: now i go back to whatever i was suppots to be doing

molt: so that was quite the experience eh dolt

dolt: it's not every day ya get punched in the bum and used as a glove

molt: yeah that was different

dolt: glad we got rid of moe too he was a right wanker

molt: eh sure wos dolt

dolt: so now what do we do

molt: i dunno dolt