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Post by i love my dead gay forum on Apr 25, 2013 22:51:46 GMT
This thing is pretty cool, because even when the readers are ostensibly given free will it still inevitably results in the same 'zaniness' that characterises all of xolta's work. you cannot escape.
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Post by xolta on Apr 26, 2013 2:37:08 GMT
 You open up your items invetory in you back pack you have. > Speel book: make random spll based of mp and luck >Creepy puppy: It smells like the end and sounds like wensday. > Jam cart: Possibly huated video game. > Frank's son: There some thing wrong about that kid. >Stack of potatoes: Just a normal sack of tasty tubers. Can heal up to 90 hp. > Cool guy glasses: Puls 12 luck when worn. > Black head jone: Cameos. Can be used to inflect random damage. > Japan god: Baka! Can be used in battle may cause confusion. >VvMickey chan: Can be used once to summon mickey chan. >Steve???: Its best not to stare at him to long. Wich item would you like to give to the fairy dog? |
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Thrinaxodevil
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Post by Thrinaxodevil on Apr 26, 2013 2:40:56 GMT
Japan god.
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Post by xolta on Apr 26, 2013 5:56:20 GMT
The fairy dog seem some what tiffed with your offer but takes you to the light house any ways. japan god can no longer be used.  This dose not look like any light house you have ever seen but you have no choic ut to move forward. The fairy dog is will be wating for you but you shuld hurry none the less. Inside the light house you come across to angels or that is what they claim to be.   The angels say in soothing voices. That the monks are hidden from you and that in order to see the monks and get there dragon bean is proving your self worthy by doing three tasks for them. What do you do? >Talk to the angels more >Do tasks >Ask lucha jack for help. >Ask a the ngels more about the monks and this strange light house |
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 26, 2013 7:05:26 GMT
> Do tasks
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Post by ebe on Apr 27, 2013 1:19:20 GMT
mmmm do tasks
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Post by xolta on Apr 27, 2013 2:41:02 GMT
You expect the angels request and begin there tasks. The angels open up a invisable door there you find a court room. Thhere on of the angels is in a judges dress. The first task is the trail of the dragon. A few second a dragon soon takes the stand and begins to speak.  The dragon has been accused of kidnaping you must defend the dragon and win his case. As luck would have it you go first.Affter a few questions you were able to get a clue. The only clue to solve this case s in the from of a riddle. What do centuries, eons, seconds and minutes have but days, weeks and years do not. You anwser the riddle right you, said it was the letter n. The person claim to be kidnap looks mad now its there turn. They still maybe be able to convince the angel they are not lying. What do yo? >Punch them >lie >Get naked >asks the angel some questions >fap > rest your case |
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Post by Thrinaxodevil on Apr 27, 2013 2:43:29 GMT
Get naked, the embarassment of your genitals flopping about will convince them surely.
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 27, 2013 2:45:57 GMT
>ask the angel some questions
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Post by KDarkness on Apr 27, 2013 15:18:25 GMT
Do both.
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Post by xolta on Apr 28, 2013 2:14:36 GMT
You try to ask the angels some questions, but the say you have wait your turn. But your 12 yeas old and you arent waiting for shit so you strip down to your underpants in some immature attempt to distract the angels.  Your dancing and flexing only angers and sconfuses the angels the summon pride given flesh.  You stand agest in holy terror at the thing right before your heyes. you know that this thing is inside you filling your soul with pure horror. Wha do you do next >kill it with fire >Shit pants > Run > Ask angels for mercy >Be Humbell > Die |
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Post by cosbydaf on Apr 28, 2013 2:55:17 GMT
>Be Humbell
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Post by outhouseinferno on Apr 28, 2013 6:47:38 GMT
Say the word "dogs"
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Post by ebe on Apr 28, 2013 16:00:48 GMT
>Be Humbell
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Post by xolta on Apr 28, 2013 16:53:25 GMT
File dogs cant not be found sorry. So you do diced to be humbel and hope it works. Luckly for you that was the est and you passed. you gain entance tot he three moonks. Having passed the trial of the dragon you have erand a other dragon bean. Yuo now have 2 dragon beans. You have 5 to go. The moonks explain that the next dragon beans is with a wmen of he dragon tribe.  The radar tells you that he next bean is in he east ad you ask the fairy dog for a ride. But you dont want to give him a item so you explore the smallisland that the light house is on.  You come across a ghost women . What do you do? >Talk to her > Go back to fairy dog > Swim >Punch ghost women >Eat ghost women |
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