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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 8, 2013 0:43:55 GMT
>talk to wizard
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Post by xolta on Jun 8, 2013 21:19:07 GMT
 The wizard explains after much thrusting that there is a small path ahead in wich is near the home of the all knowing monkey. This moneky may help you.  But the path may be filed with all kinds of monster. The wizard gives you a guid owl to tell you if monster are near by.  Guide owl now in party. Would you like the take the path? >Yes >no Other options >tlak to dapper man >fight > Explore feild >use items |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 9, 2013 13:46:29 GMT
>take the path
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Post by xolta on Jun 15, 2013 21:33:33 GMT
 The path is long and dangerous. It takes you a while to get its lay ou and you dont know if you are going the rightway maybe you shuld ask the owl for help. Do you want to ask the owl for help? >yes >no Other options >use items > ask derps for hep > save game > check path for sectss |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 16, 2013 1:04:38 GMT
>save game
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Post by xolta on Jun 16, 2013 23:33:55 GMT
 Game saved under file 2 pealse remeber that. Do you want to ask the owl for help? >yes >no Other options >use items > ask derps for hep |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 17, 2013 0:11:05 GMT
>ask derps for help
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Post by xolta on Jun 17, 2013 19:02:31 GMT
 The derps look at you and see the need for help in your eyes. To bad there very stuid and go off to bug some hobo with a ranibow. Later that day the come back with a ranibow wig in hand. It is probably for the best that do don't ask them for help again. Rainbow wig now in items. With the derps being no help you go down the path and you come across a  Happy Gaint and a  Grummpy Monster. You cant tell if there block the path or not your a dog. What shall you do? >try to move around them >fight >talk to Giant >talk to monster > eat dreps >eat wig >put on wig >use items |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 17, 2013 19:08:44 GMT
>eat wig
>commence sweaty lesbian orgy with xeno dildo
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Post by ebe on Jun 22, 2013 3:02:21 GMT
>Talk to giant
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Post by xolta on Jun 22, 2013 4:06:02 GMT
You looks at the rainbow eig and deiced to eat it because your a dog and don't know what is food or not food. The wig did not taste all that good and made you question what is your life about no small feet or a dog.  Plus 1 to existential crisis After wondering why you eat that wig you go up tot he faint and bark it him/her/it. The gaint ramble about a trading card. Te gaint explains that er his a map and if you fallow it it will out to the man that stole the deeps ball.  Strange trading card/map now in items. The gaint also warns you that the man that stole the ball has a minon called the brithday monster that we should be warry of.  What would you like to o? >fallow map >fallow path some more > talk to grumpy monster >poop >sleep > save game > long live the new flesh |
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Post by cosbydaf on Jun 25, 2013 4:20:32 GMT
>poop
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Post by xolta on Jun 27, 2013 22:47:41 GMT
You sqaut dwn and take a huge ganit steaming poop. It feelt good. Plus 10 to hp .  Sadly The gaint poop transforms into a dragon. I have no idea how that happened magnets maybe. What will you do? >Talk to poo dragon >fight >throw items at it >sleep > save game > long live the new flesh >Main menu |
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Post by hecatetrivia on Aug 4, 2013 5:55:59 GMT
<long live the new flesh
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Post by xolta on Aug 4, 2013 6:27:12 GMT
I sure do like marmalade how about you... you find your sleff in a empty space as if your inside of a tv set. You nhear white noise buzzing. The channel is changed to some strange game show. you have now be turned kawii for some reason.  puls 10000.00as@#$%329o/31290_89338$656^&(P) to cuteness. You seem to be in contorl of this werid tv wrold and you notice. Who Do you wish to go to channle alpha donuts next work  "The witch" kxez 12 public broad casting  Other otpions > try to get out of this tv world >try to find other channles >end game |
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